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Dimitri_0515 · 06-30-2012, 12:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Apache 51

Happily married.

Liar

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Originally Posted by BushyTheBeaver

I guess I don't get the pride in numbers thing. What is that? Why would sleeping with 10 womens 1 time be better than sleeping with 1 womens 10 times? Frankly, I'm reaching the point where I'm starting to think fapping is better than group sex anyway. But perhaps I'm older and feel I have less to prove. We had a power outage last night that knocked out all the clocks so I din't wake up this morning until 9. I still had time to do Jennifer Beile plus some nameless English chick I saw on the interwebz before toddling off to work. Nice way to start the weekend.

Ghey

Bing in Buffalo · 06-30-2012, 12:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515

Liar

Ghey

winner winner chicken dinner

BushyTheBeaver · 06-30-2012, 12:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Bing in Buffalo

age please............

Does it make a difference?

Being older doesn't meant being smarter. Being younger doesn't mean being more virile. Neither means being happier or a better person. Myself, every day as I get older I get both more patient and less patient. I guess that makes me ambivulent.

Bing in Buffalo · 06-30-2012, 12:22 AM

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Originally Posted by BushyTheBeaver

Does it make a difference?

Being older doesn't meant being smarter. Being younger doesn't mean being more virile. Neither means being happier or a better person. Myself, every day as I get older I get both more patient and less patient. I guess that makes me ambivulent.

its no wonder your not gettin any

Dimitri_0515 · 06-30-2012, 12:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Bing in Buffalo

winner winner chicken dinner

I say it with love of course. I've been with my wife for almost 9 years without a problem. Do I get urges of course. Women who flirt and hit on me? Yes, but to that extent. I'll be stuck at 1 for a while.

<<<---------- ghey

RazorJet · 06-30-2012, 12:48 AM

Just the one. Married and she's pretty good at it. I act like Al Bundy, like I don't wanna and she tries so hard. Its satisfying.
However, back in college, I did score 13 in a month. It was awesome. 3 of them were just friends who were loaded and curious.
Keep in mind, I went to an Arkansas college, in a dry county, early 90's, with little else to do but smoke weed and screw. Sometimes we went to class.

BushyTheBeaver · 06-30-2012, 12:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Bing in Buffalo

its no wonder your not gettin any

Your wife doesn't count?

Bing in Buffalo · 06-30-2012, 01:15 AM

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Originally Posted by BushyTheBeaver

Your wife doesn't count?

well said..... touche

WestCoastOffensive · 06-30-2012, 01:29 AM

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Timmy® · 06-30-2012, 06:44 AM

married...no sex this year...but its only june.

Fishooked · 06-30-2012, 07:48 AM

How many more of these self-aggrandizing posts can we expect to see from Bing this year?

PlumberKhan · 06-30-2012, 07:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Jungle Shift Jet

How come none in Fredonia?

the chicks there are looser than a bucket of fishing worms

Man.

And you spent 3 years there and didn't get laid once

I guess even loose girls aren't into liver spots and black and white photos....

John_0515 · 06-30-2012, 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515

As a married man, I can tell you to GFY.

Who are you kidding? If you weren't married your number would be zero.

AlwaysGreenAlwaysWhite · 06-30-2012, 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by John_0515

Who are you kidding? If you weren't married your number would be zero.

Lmao

Jets Things · 06-30-2012, 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Timmy®

married...no sex this year...but its only june.

JStokes · 06-30-2012, 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by TokyoJetsFan

Arent you the guy who posted a pic of your wife and girlfriend last year?

Yeah, the "girlfriend" was a beast of a tranny and the wife was larfing at him.

Was one of the more pathetic threads I've read here--"Hey guys, I'm married but I'm bangin a tranny and my wife was totally ok with it. I'm pretty cool right? Guys?".

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JStokes · 06-30-2012, 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Fishooked

How many more of these self-aggrandizing posts can we expect to see from Bing this year?

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06-30-2012, 12:48 AM	#26
RazorJet W P S! !!!! no, i mean it. Veteran Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Atkins, Arkansas Posts: 1,625	Just the one. Married and she's pretty good at it. I act like Al Bundy, like I don't wanna and she tries so hard. Its satisfying. However, back in college, I did score 13 in a month. It was awesome. 3 of them were just friends who were loaded and curious. Keep in mind, I went to an Arkansas college, in a dry county, early 90's, with little else to do but smoke weed and screw. Sometimes we went to class.

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Timmy® JI's own Reverend Jim. Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Vermont Posts: 23,523	married...no sex this year...but its only june.

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Fishooked dealin' out shithands Hall Of Fame Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: teh interwebz Posts: 24,725	How many more of these self-aggrandizing posts can we expect to see from Bing this year?