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DDNYjets · 06-30-2012, 09:16 AM

Rule of 3.

Just sayin.

ubrnostrum · 06-30-2012, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Timmy®

married...no sex this year...but its only june.

Same here. None since october. I've kind've just written it off at this point.

PlumberKhan · 06-30-2012, 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by ubrnostrum

Same here. None since october. I've kind've just written it off at this point.

Wha?

You're married, right? That's a bad sign, dude. You guys got kids?

I think you need to find some alone time with the wifey.

Brooklyn Jet · 06-30-2012, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Fishooked

How many more of these self-aggrandizing posts can we expect to see from Bing this year?

I'm setting the over/under at 6.

As for my answer, Im 39, happily married and not emotionally busted....so.... 1.

dmitexxi · 06-30-2012, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by John_0515

Who are you kidding? If you weren't married your number would be zero.

DDNYjets · 06-30-2012, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Brooklyn Jet

I'm setting the over/under at 6.

As for my answer, Im 39, happily married and not emotionally busted....so.... 1.

Are you saying that people who are not married and have sex with more than one person are "emotionally busted"?

I think that is a little harsh.

ubrnostrum · 06-30-2012, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by PlumberKhan

Wha?

You're married, right? That's a bad sign, dude. You guys got kids?

I think you need to find some alone time with the wifey.

Nah, I'm not worried about it. It's just the way it is. Our marriage is pretty awesome. And no, no kids thank the baby Jeebus.

DDNYjets · 06-30-2012, 10:05 AM

So the consensus here is once you get married your sex life sucks and then once you have kids it is nonexistent?

Or am I reading too much into what is being said.

ubrnostrum · 06-30-2012, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by DDNYjets

So the consensus here is once you get married your sex life sucks and then once you have kids it is nonexistent?

Or am I reading too much into what is being said.

Depends on your definition of "sucks."

DDNYjets · 06-30-2012, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by ubrnostrum

Depends on your definition of "sucks."

My definition would be . . . Once a week or worse, once a month. Having to beg. She doesn't shave her legs or more importantly, groom her . . . She lies in bed like a dead fish. Once you finish, she rolls over and goes to bed.

That would suck for me.

crossfire · 06-30-2012, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515

I say it with love of course. I've been with my wife for almost 9 years without a problem. Do I get urges of course. Women who flirt and hit on me? Yes, but to that extent. I'll be stuck at 1 for a while.

<<<---------- ghey

JStokes · 06-30-2012, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by DDNYjets

Are you saying that people who are not married and have sex with more than one person are "emotionally busted"?

I think that is a little harsh.

Bing is married.

A married guy coming to an internet website amongst strangers bragging about how many prostitutes and other "women" he has "conquered" is a tad busted.

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Owen Reed · 06-30-2012, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Fishooked

How many more of these self-aggrandizing posts can we expect to see from Bing this year?

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Originally Posted by JStokes

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LOL

Stokes criticizing someone for starting a self-aggrandizing thread.

DDNYjets · 06-30-2012, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by JStokes

Bing is married.

A married guy coming to an internet website amongst strangers bragging about how many prostitutes and other "women" he has "conquered" is a tad busted.

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Ahhh.

I see.

Well done Bing.

Gata · 06-30-2012, 10:36 AM

Some of these posts validate why I do not believe in marriage...

To the question one guy

shakin318 · 06-30-2012, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Bing in Buffalo

How many ladies have you given a ''stern rogering'' this year?

my number is 9 this year.....

LOOK OUT, WE GOT OURSELVES AN INTERNET SEX GOD UP IN HERE.

John_0515 · 06-30-2012, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Gata

Some of these posts validate why I do not believe in marriage...

To the question one guy

Despite frustration, a good marriage is worth more than anything. Don't let one experience completely sour your view of something grand in many other people's lives.

DDNYjets · 06-30-2012, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Gata

Some of these posts validate why I do not believe in marriage...

To the question one guy

I want kids. I just don't want a wife, at least not now. But I think it is important for kids to have a mom and a dad who are together.

PlumberKhan · 06-30-2012, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by ubrnostrum

Nah, I'm not worried about it. It's just the way it is. Our marriage is pretty awesome. And no, no kids thank the baby Jeebus.

How can it be "pretty awesome"? You haven't gotten laid in 8 months?

Sent from my Double-Wide using Semaphore...

JStokes · 06-30-2012, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Gata

Some of these posts validate why I do not believe in marriage...

To the question one guy

What about kids and having a family and shared experiences?

I'd give anything to have my wife back to reminice about the times we had in college, or living in Brooklyn, or the trips, or the kids first steps, or the graduations or just the silly stuff from the past or looking towards the future as the kids grow older.

For me, it's those shared experiences I miss most, give up anything to have that back.

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DDNYjets Bye week buh bye Rex Hall Of Fame Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: New York Posts: 12,297	So the consensus here is once you get married your sex life sucks and then once you have kids it is nonexistent? Or am I reading too much into what is being said.

06-30-2012, 10:36 AM	#55
Gata JETS! I hate your freaking guts, you make me vomit, you are the scum between my toes. Love, Gata Rookie Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Jersey Posts: 820	Some of these posts validate why I do not believe in marriage... To the question one guy