I think I just suffered my first broken bone

[crossfire]

Originally Posted by JStokes

It might not be broken, it might just be in a spasm.

Try a few pushups or pullups--that should loosen it up a bit.

Trust me, my father is a doctor.

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[JStokes]

Originally Posted by Peebag

hey - this is the hampeur - they'll be no common sense here pal....

Didn't Warfist just go ghey in another medical related thread?

Someone had a brain anyeurism or something, asking for advice and all said poster got was taunted a second time and Warfist was a bit perturbed.

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[brady's a catcher]

Originally Posted by JStokes

Didn't Warfist just go ghey in another medical related thread?

Someone had a brain anyeurism or something, asking for advice and all said poster got was taunted a second time and Warfist was a bit perturbed.

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I thought it was FatFruit2's "my friend" swallowed a bottle cap thread.

[Owen Reed]

Originally Posted by JStokes

Didn't Warfist just go ghey in another medical related thread?

Someone had a brain anyeurism or something, asking for advice and all said poster got was taunted a second time and Warfist was a bit perturbed.

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[crossfire]

Originally Posted by John_0515

At the expense of someone's pain, we can try to act human for once.

Originally Posted by JStokes

This is some serious sh*t, sometimes we shouldn't be making fun of this stuff.

He could have a very serious injury, can't we just once dispense with the hijinks and hilarity?

Bunch of dicks on this bored.











































Really John?

Dimitri is much funnier. This is the Hampur, you come for medical advice, it will not end well.
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No good deed goes unpunished in the Hampur.

[JStokes]

Originally Posted by brady's a catcher

I thought it was FatFruit2's "my friend" swallowed a bottle cap thread.

That was it. Too funny.

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[PlumberKhan]

Originally Posted by titanbuoy

...there seems to be some clicking in there.

Consider yourself lucky if that's just starting to happen to you now

You should hear my shoulder...sounds like there's a bowl of Rice Crispies in there when I move it. Years of cranking on pipe wrenches.

FWIW...the shoulder pain could be because of you jamming your collarbone and wrist. Sometimes it happens in the NFL...the announcers will say the QB has a "stinger".

[sheptr]

Get an X-Ray, especially at your advanced age. I took a similar tumble and
wrote off the nagging pain for 6 months, with the help of a lot of gin.
When the clicking emanating from my shoulder did not go away,
I decided to see a Doc in the Box for help. Turns out it was broken, and my body made the correction by dropping my shoulder so the fractured ends didn't hit to cause any pain. But in the 6 months or so, the ends of the break grew knotty and misshapen. Ended up having some bone from my hip taken off and grafted onto the broken clavicle after the knotty ends had been cut back. Year later opened up again to remove the steel brackets from the graft. To this day my "fixed" shoulder is 3/8" shorter than the natural side. Go to get it checked out.
Or book a night at the Holdiay Inn Express.

[crossfire]

I broke my collarbone when I was about three when I ran into a chair.

Obviously not the brightest kid in the sandbox.

[titanbuoy]

Thanks for the many chuckle worthy replies. I'm still sitting here on my couch... My fingers are tingling now. Probably better head out. I really hate hospitals. Canadian health care sucks

[JStokes]

Originally Posted by titanbuoy

Thanks for the many chuckle worthy replies. I'm still sitting here on my couch... My fingers are tingling now. Probably better head out. I really hate hospitals. Canadian health care sucks

No, the tingling is a good thing, that's just the injury healing itself.

Wow, you got lucky.

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[Dimitri_0515]

Originally Posted by JStokes

Really John?

Dimitri is much funnier. This is the Hampur, you come for medical advice, it will not end well.
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That's my brother you're talking about short round.

[DDNYjets]

Originally Posted by titanbuoy

Thanks for the many chuckle worthy replies. I'm still sitting here on my couch... My fingers are tingling now. Probably better head out. I really hate hospitals. Canadian health care sucks

You hear that libs.

Yet this is what we aspire to be.

[Dimitri_0515]

Originally Posted by JStokes

No, the tingling is a good thing, that's just the injury healing itself.

Wow, you got lucky.

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[Bonhomme Richard]

Originally Posted by crossfire

LOL

[John_0515]

Originally Posted by JStokes

Really John?

Dimitri is much funnier. This is the Hampur, you come for medical advice, it will not end well.
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Yes, we all know he's better than me at everything.

I think more like "some people show their true colors in threads like these".

This is a good example of why today's society sucks.

[AlwaysGreenAlwaysWhite]

Originally Posted by titanbuoy

Canadian health care sucks

When you heal, please take a stroll through the poli forum and let them know...

[Dimitri_0515]

Originally Posted by John_0515

Yes, we all know he's better than me at everything.

I think more like "some people show their true colors in threads like these".

This is a good example of why today's society sucks.

I got your back

[AlwaysGreenAlwaysWhite]

Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515

I got your back

Human Centipede x-pollination FTMFW

[John_0515]

Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515

I got your back

I know.