one thing that sets you off is...... - Jets Insider.com Forums

Bing in Buffalo · 07-09-2012, 09:34 PM

..... Men that act like women....... complaining and or gossiping

like a broad................. the office male who acts like he tucks his sack

back......................... wtf .......................to many nutless guys these days....

BushyTheBeaver · 07-09-2012, 09:36 PM

This should be good.

FF2® · 07-09-2012, 09:37 PM

This thread hurts my feelings.

Fishooked · 07-09-2012, 09:39 PM

That reminds me, you should have seen what Gary looks like when he came in today. The guy looked like he was on the tail end of a 5 day bender! Huh!

Bing in Buffalo · 07-09-2012, 09:40 PM

awesome! best response yet...... and possibly ever

FF2

32green · 07-09-2012, 09:49 PM

People in Supermarkets with no spacial awareness. Invariably stop next to another cart, aisle display case, stock person cart... without a thought that someone might be behind them. Then they stare, gape-jawed at cereal. "Oh cereals" they think.... "what a concept"

Meanwhile, if they had pushed their cart up two feet or stopped two feet before, THERE WOULDNT BE ME STANDING BEHIND YOU GOING WTF ARSECLOWNDOOSHBARG.

DIE IN Heck.

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Dreamers · 07-09-2012, 09:52 PM

Guys that still where the pants under their butt. Really nooo one wants to see your under wear or other walking down the street or making FOOD. That is why they call it under friggen wear. If you aren't in prison their is 0 reason for this fashion statement. I seriously can't believe people are still doing this.

BushyTheBeaver · 07-09-2012, 09:52 PM

My wife, who is vegetarian, does most of the food shopping. In addition to the regular weekly Stop and Shop run sometimes she'll stop off to pick up a few things on the way home from work. Every night for the past week she's come home with a two pound bag of smoked turkey. No explanation. No comment. There is now like fifteen ****ing pounds of smoked turkey in my refrigerator. Every morning this week when I open the fridge door to get cream for my coffee there's another ****ing bag of smoked turkey. I don't know what to do. I'm seriously creeped out. Could this be menopause? Also the cats are wise to all the turkey by now and are hanging around the kitchen like a pair of jackals.

Bing in Buffalo · 07-09-2012, 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by BushyTheBeaver

My wife, who is vegetarian, does most of the food shopping. In addition to the regular weekly Stop and Shop run sometimes she'll stop off to pick up a few things on the way home from work. Every night for the past week she's come home with a two pound bag of smoked turkey. No explanation. No comment. There is now like fifteen ****ing pounds of smoked turkey in my refrigerator. Every morning this week when I open the fridge door to get cream for my coffee there's another ****ing bag of smoked turkey. I don't know what to do. I'm concerned it may be menopause.

WITH YOU. can rarely find my stuff in the fridge.......who needs 500 types of fu%kin yogurt?

AFCEastFan · 07-09-2012, 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by BushyTheBeaver

My wife, who is vegetarian, does most of the food shopping. In addition to the regular weekly Stop and Shop run sometimes she'll stop off to pick up a few things on the way home from work. Every night for the past week she's come home with a two pound bag of smoked turkey. No explanation. No comment. There is now like fifteen ****ing pounds of smoked turkey in my refrigerator. Every morning this week when I open the fridge door to get cream for my coffee there's another ****ing bag of smoked turkey. I don't know what to do. I'm seriously creeped out. Could this be menopause? Also the cats are wise to all the turkey by now and are hanging around the kitchen like a pair of jackals.

I have never seen the movie "Signs", but I believe that aliens may be fatally allergic to smoked turkey.

Gata · 07-09-2012, 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Dreamers

Guys that still where the pants under their butt. Really nooo one wants to see your under wear or other walking down the street or making FOOD. If you aren't in prison their is 0 reason for this fashion statement.

32green · 07-09-2012, 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by AFCEastFan

I believe that aliens may be fatally allergic to smoked turkey.

Its a well known fact.

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124 · 07-09-2012, 10:03 PM

People who randomly stop in the middle of busy areas, whether it be in a super market aisle, a crowd of people entering/exiting a stadium/arena, in a bar, etc. Move to the side, GTFO the way.

dmitexxi · 07-09-2012, 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by BushyTheBeaver

My wife, who is vegetarian, does most of the food shopping. In addition to the regular weekly Stop and Shop run sometimes she'll stop off to pick up a few things on the way home from work. Every night for the past week she's come home with a two pound bag of smoked turkey. No explanation. No comment. There is now like fifteen ****ing pounds of smoked turkey in my refrigerator. Every morning this week when I open the fridge door to get cream for my coffee there's another ****ing bag of smoked turkey. I don't know what to do. I'm seriously creeped out. Could this be menopause? Also the cats are wise to all the turkey by now and are hanging around the kitchen like a pair of jackals.

Be a man and untuck your nut sack and demand and explanation. Go on and us men proud

Warfish · 07-09-2012, 10:09 PM

FF2® · 07-09-2012, 10:09 PM

Turkey burgers.

why?

BushyTheBeaver · 07-09-2012, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by FF2®

Turkey burgers.

why?

How about when you go to somebody's cookout and they give you a burger and just as you take your first bite the guy gets a big grin and says, "You know, that's turkey burger." The same way like he'd say, "You know, that's dog poo."

AFCEastFan · 07-09-2012, 10:16 PM

Btw, one thing I can't stand is inconsistent drivers. If you are driving like a 95-year old, fine I'll go around you. If you cut me off like a maniac, I'll calmly watch as you leave me in the dust.

But don't suddenly turn into Mario Andretti just because I pass you. If you can really drive 80 mph on my tail while steering with your knee, honking with one hand and giving me the finger with the other, surely you could have driven more than 15 mph while I was trying to get around you.

By the same token, don't cut me off like you're auditioning for a stunt driver role in a Steve McQueen film and then suddenly start driving like my great grandmother on a Sunday drive to the Bingo parlor. That drives me crazy.

Bing in Buffalo · 07-09-2012, 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by AFCEastFan

Btw, one thing I can't stand is inconsistent drivers. If you are driving like a 95-year old, fine I'll go around you. If you cut me off like a maniac, I'll calmly watch as you leave me in the dust.

But don't suddenly turn into Mario Andretti just because I pass you. If you can really drive 80 mph on my tail while steering with your knee, honking with one hand and giving me the finger with the other, surely you could have driven more than 15 mph while I was trying to get around you.

By the same token, don't cut me off like you're auditioning for a stunt driver role in a Steve McQueen film and then suddenly start driving like my great grandmother on a Sunday drive to the Bingo parlor. That drives me crazy.

well stated...... doesnt make me mad.

Bing in Buffalo · 07-09-2012, 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by BushyTheBeaver

How about when you go to somebody's cookout and they give you a burger and just as you take your first bite the guy gets a big grin and says, "You know, that's turkey burger." The same way like he'd say, "You know, that's dog poo."

agreed. makes me mad

07-09-2012, 09:34 PM	#1
Bing in Buffalo Is so very proud of his Son always Practice Squad Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 425	one thing that sets you off is...... ..... Men that act like women....... complaining and or gossiping like a broad................. the office male who acts like he tucks his sack back......................... wtf .......................to many nutless guys these days....

07-09-2012, 09:40 PM	#5
Bing in Buffalo Is so very proud of his Son always Practice Squad Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 425	awesome! best response yet...... and possibly ever FF2 Last edited by Bing in Buffalo; 07-09-2012 at 09:42 PM.

07-09-2012, 09:49 PM	#6
32green The original road-kill pus slurper. MMMmmm pus. Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: The depths of Despair. Posts: 37,672	People in Supermarkets with no spacial awareness. Invariably stop next to another cart, aisle display case, stock person cart... without a thought that someone might be behind them. Then they stare, gape-jawed at cereal. "Oh cereals" they think.... "what a concept" Meanwhile, if they had pushed their cart up two feet or stopped two feet before, THERE WOULDNT BE ME STANDING BEHIND YOU GOING WTF ARSECLOWNDOOSHBARG. DIE IN Heck. - Last edited by 32green; 07-09-2012 at 10:36 PM.

07-09-2012, 09:52 PM	#8
BushyTheBeaver size matters All League Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,922	My wife, who is vegetarian, does most of the food shopping. In addition to the regular weekly Stop and Shop run sometimes she'll stop off to pick up a few things on the way home from work. Every night for the past week she's come home with a two pound bag of smoked turkey. No explanation. No comment. There is now like fifteen **ing pounds of smoked turkey in my refrigerator. Every morning this week when I open the fridge door to get cream for my coffee there's another *ing bag of smoked turkey. I don't know what to do. I'm seriously creeped out. Could this be menopause? Also the cats are wise to all the turkey by now and are hanging around the kitchen like a pair of jackals. Last edited by BushyTheBeaver; 07-09-2012 at 09:55 PM.*

07-09-2012, 09:36 PM	#2
BushyTheBeaver size matters All League Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,922	This should be good.

07-09-2012, 09:37 PM	#3
FF2® Believes Sloppy Guy was involved JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 46,156	This thread hurts my feelings.

07-09-2012, 09:39 PM	#4
Fishooked dealin' out shithands Hall Of Fame Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: teh interwebz Posts: 24,698	That reminds me, you should have seen what Gary looks like when he came in today. The guy looked like he was on the tail end of a 5 day bender! Huh!

07-09-2012, 09:52 PM	#7
Dreamers The angry poster All League Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 4,396	Guys that still where the pants under their butt. Really nooo one wants to see your under wear or other walking down the street or making FOOD. That is why they call it under friggen wear. If you aren't in prison their is 0 reason for this fashion statement. I seriously can't believe people are still doing this.

07-09-2012, 10:03 PM	#13
124 There's NO reason to delay the process. Start Geno Smith. All Pro Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 7,969	People who randomly stop in the middle of busy areas, whether it be in a super market aisle, a crowd of people entering/exiting a stadium/arena, in a bar, etc. Move to the side, GTFO the way.

07-09-2012, 10:09 PM	#15
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07-09-2012, 10:16 PM	#18
AFCEastFan Money now -- and a lot more when I get into that office. You can take that to the bank. All League Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 4,027	Btw, one thing I can't stand is inconsistent drivers. If you are driving like a 95-year old, fine I'll go around you. If you cut me off like a maniac, I'll calmly watch as you leave me in the dust. But don't suddenly turn into Mario Andretti just because I pass you. If you can really drive 80 mph on my tail while steering with your knee, honking with one hand and giving me the finger with the other, surely you could have driven more than 15 mph while I was trying to get around you. By the same token, don't cut me off like you're auditioning for a stunt driver role in a Steve McQueen film and then suddenly start driving like my great grandmother on a Sunday drive to the Bingo parlor. That drives me crazy.