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southside · 07-09-2012, 11:36 PM

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Originally Posted by 32green

Alleged success, no?

Where is the success after spygate?

Big losses in the biggest of games....

Thats where.

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Lol. You pfailstripper.

BushyTheBeaver · 07-09-2012, 11:37 PM

Married chicks from work you hook up with cuz they say their husband is abusive and sleeps around anyway only she can't leave him cuz again he's abusive plus they have a kid that she had with another guy only he thinks it's his and then eventually you find out most of the story is BS and you feel bad for the guy sort of but by then you're kinda hooked on the sex which is OK, not great, but it has that "doomed love" kind of desperation to it that amps up the heat of the moment then eventually you break it off cuz yeah you're stupid but not THAT stupid and she throws a fit, calls your house a hundred times and you wonder if your tires'll get slashed but they don't and then 20 years later you friend her on Facebook and she's fat.

PatriotReign · 07-09-2012, 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted by 32green

Alleged success, no?

Where is the success after spygate?

Big losses in the biggest of games....

Thats where.

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Pssst! shortbus3 just hacked your account.

dustykeller · 07-10-2012, 12:17 AM

street transients.

ten-not-done · 07-10-2012, 12:28 AM

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Originally Posted by BushyTheBeaver

Married chicks from work you hook up with cuz they say their husband is abusive and sleeps around anyway only she can't leave him cuz again he's abusive plus they have a kid that she had with another guy only he thinks it's his and then eventually you find out most of the story is BS and you feel bad for the guy sort of but by then you're kinda hooked on the sex which is OK, not great, but it has that "doomed love" kind of desperation to it that amps up the heat of the moment then eventually you break it off cuz yeah you're stupid but not THAT stupid and she throws a fit, calls your house a hundred times and you wonder if your tires'll get slashed but they don't and then 20 years later you friend her on Facebook and she's fat.

LOL

brady's a catcher · 07-10-2012, 05:43 AM

Mopes who brag about their sex lives to other mopes on message boards.

Sourceworx · 07-10-2012, 06:16 AM

Bartenders who serve me a beer in a glass that just came out of the dishwasher. Thanks for the warm beer, d!ckbag.

Soberphobia · 07-10-2012, 07:40 AM

Play quite a bit of live poker and one thing that sets me off is people who criticise others play then make some knuckleheaded play probably worse than the one that made them angry. Don't mind donks who are donks and admit as such, but these pretend experts are just awful to play with.

Actually, even worse are people who are "expert", have played the game forever, dole out free advice, but all the while their play hasn't improved at any discernable level for years, and is still as bad as when they first started.

Yes, your 3k bet into a 2k pot with a flopped pair of 8s and 3 kicker puts you one level above absolutely clueless.

Soberphobia · 07-10-2012, 07:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Braumeister

Bartenders who serve me a beer in a glass that just came out of the dishwasher. Thanks for the warm beer, d!ckbag.

Actually, one worse than this is getting half way through a beer then realising there's a crusty trace of lipstick around the rim of the glass because it hasn't been washed properly. Thanks for the chance of oral herpes, barkeep.

CanadaSteve · 07-10-2012, 08:05 AM

Jack Offs who follow to close on the road....really, you are going to get where you are going faster by driving 2 feet off my bumper?

People who jog on the road in the summer rather than on the sidewalk.

Missing three footers consistently and ruining an otherwise good round of golf...

jetswin · 07-10-2012, 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted by BushyTheBeaver

Married chicks from work you hook up with cuz they say their husband is abusive and sleeps around anyway only she can't leave him cuz again he's abusive plus they have a kid that she had with another guy only he thinks it's his and then eventually you find out most of the story is BS and you feel bad for the guy sort of but by then you're kinda hooked on the sex which is OK, not great, but it has that "doomed love" kind of desperation to it that amps up the heat of the moment then eventually you break it off cuz yeah you're stupid but not THAT stupid and she throws a fit, calls your house a hundred times and you wonder if your tires'll get slashed but they don't and then 20 years later you friend her on Facebook and she's fat.

lol

she will not be ignored

jetswin · 07-10-2012, 08:14 AM

pretty much everything sets me off

124 · 07-10-2012, 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by jetswin

pretty much everything sets me off

Here here.

Bing in Buffalo · 07-10-2012, 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by jetswin

pretty much everything sets me off

agreed. most people suck

Sourceworx · 07-10-2012, 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Bing in Buffalo

agreed. mods suck

fixed

Bing in Buffalo · 07-10-2012, 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Braumeister

fixed

people who mis quote me piss me off as well.....

crossfire · 07-10-2012, 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by 32green

People in Supermarkets with no spacial awareness.

This!

I was in Walmart one day... yes Walmart... a store utterly filled with morons.

And not just morons... grossly obese morons.

Anyway, to make a long story short, I am in Walmart because my wife made me go (suddenly a whip cracks) because she had bought a bike for my nephew online and I had to pick it up at the store. Not so bad, I should be in and out of there before the zombies get me.

But no, somebody told her that they sell some foaming bath soaps that my 5 year old likes and she wants me to get it "while I'm there".

So I get the bike, throw it in the shopping cart and head over to get the soap. I am about to leave the aisle and realize that a herd of morons has now trapped me in both directions. Funny because I would have thought that the soap aisle would have been the last place I would see most Walmart shoppers.

Anyway, there is a guy in front of me blocking my way and all he has to do is move his cart forward a little so that it isn't right next to the other cart that is right next to his. He glances over at me, sees, that I am waiting and then proceeds to keep looking at the soap.

I wait somewhat patiently.

He keeps looking at the soap the way southtown looks at women. You know... he knows what it is, likes to look at it but knows damn well there is no chance it's actually going home with him.

Yet he still keeps looking at all the soaps and picks one up and puts it down before grabbing yet another one and doing the same.

By now, I have lost my patience and he makes the mistake of looking toward me once again and doesn't move his cart.

I took a couple of steps back and proceeded to run forward and use my shopping cart as a battering ram and literally launched his cart right out of the aisle.

He turned to me with a pissed off look and I just smiled and said, "Next time move your cart a$$hole."

Fishooked · 07-10-2012, 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by jetswin

lol

she will not be ignored

crossfire · 07-10-2012, 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Fishooked

DisapprovingRabbits.com???

jetswin · 07-10-2012, 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Braumeister

fixed

07-09-2012, 11:37 PM	#42
BushyTheBeaver size matters All League Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,922	Married chicks from work you hook up with cuz they say their husband is abusive and sleeps around anyway only she can't leave him cuz again he's abusive plus they have a kid that she had with another guy only he thinks it's his and then eventually you find out most of the story is BS and you feel bad for the guy sort of but by then you're kinda hooked on the sex which is OK, not great, but it has that "doomed love" kind of desperation to it that amps up the heat of the moment then eventually you break it off cuz yeah you're stupid but not THAT stupid and she throws a fit, calls your house a hundred times and you wonder if your tires'll get slashed but they don't and then 20 years later you friend her on Facebook and she's fat. Last edited by BushyTheBeaver; 07-09-2012 at 11:40 PM.

07-10-2012, 12:17 AM	#44
dustykeller America's Hat Rookie Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 720	street transients.

07-10-2012, 05:43 AM	#46
brady's a catcher R.I.P Goofy Maloof All Pro Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Alexandria, VA Posts: 6,685	Mopes who brag about their sex lives to other mopes on message boards.

07-10-2012, 06:16 AM	#47
Sourceworx Hall Of Fame Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Long Island Posts: 13,411	Bartenders who serve me a beer in a glass that just came out of the dishwasher. Thanks for the warm beer, d!ckbag.

07-10-2012, 07:40 AM	#48
Soberphobia All League Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 3,440	Play quite a bit of live poker and one thing that sets me off is people who criticise others play then make some knuckleheaded play probably worse than the one that made them angry. Don't mind donks who are donks and admit as such, but these pretend experts are just awful to play with. Actually, even worse are people who are "expert", have played the game forever, dole out free advice, but all the while their play hasn't improved at any discernable level for years, and is still as bad as when they first started. Yes, your 3k bet into a 2k pot with a flopped pair of 8s and 3 kicker puts you one level above absolutely clueless.

07-10-2012, 08:05 AM	#50
CanadaSteve Liked the draft picks....meat and potatoes. All Pro Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: London, Ontario Posts: 6,512	Jack Offs who follow to close on the road....really, you are going to get where you are going faster by driving 2 feet off my bumper? People who jog on the road in the summer rather than on the sidewalk. Missing three footers consistently and ruining an otherwise good round of golf...

07-10-2012, 08:14 AM	#52
jetswin stumblin mumblin butt fumblin Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Location: Westchester Co. Posts: 35,461	pretty much everything sets me off