I've got a hemroid like you read about, fruitcakes!

[dmitexxi]

Originally Posted by JStokes

Very large hemmaroids HAVE been mistaken for hanging figs.

Makes a nice glaze, or as an accoutrement for pizza with pancetta and goat cheese.

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That''s frigging disgusting.

[JStokes]

Originally Posted by dmitexxi

That''s frigging disgusting.

I was talking about fig jam.

Not hemmaroid jam.

That would be a hard flavor to mask.

Probably curry would do the trick.

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[shakin318]

To the OP, where exactly do you imagine all of us reading about hemmorhoids? Or why?

[Fishooked]

Originally Posted by dmitexxi

They say a picture is worth a 1000 words

[Jets Things]

Originally Posted by dmitexxi

They say a picture is worth a 1000 words

Jesu Christo. For God's sake, put your mirror and camera away.

Edit: didn't need to see that again.

[brady's a catcher]

Originally Posted by shakin318

To the OP, where exactly do you imagine all of us reading about hemmorhoids? Or why?

Where? The Hampur. Why? It's the Hampur. Did you hit your head or something?

[Big L]

Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard

This entire thread makes me want to vom.

No one's forcing you to read the thread, Nancy.

[BushyTheBeaver]

Status? Are you experiencing roid rage?

[jetstream23]

Originally Posted by Jets Things

Jesu Christo. For God's sake, put your mirror and camera away.

Edit: didn't need to see that again.

1. What was it?
2. How many times have you seen it before?

[Bonhomme Richard]

Originally Posted by Big L

No one's forcing you to read the thread, Nancy.

Little known fact: your avatar is actually a high-res picture of the surface of b_a_c's bottom.

[Jungle Shift Jet]

Roid rage...do you haz it?

this thread is worthless w/o pix

hope poor lil Chance isn't stuck up there

instead of eye-talian lipstick why not try some Italian suppositories-innuendos

[frostlich]

Wait! So you can pop these things? Makes sense. I thought I'd sat on a large chewed piece of Hubbard Bubba.

Has anyone tried to burn these things off? I have a soldering iron.

[Jets Things]

Originally Posted by jetstream23

1. What was it?
2. How many times have you seen it before?

Ha. It was a pic of a hemorrhoid'd ahole and I quoted it and edited it out, hence again. Never had the misfortune of cultivating my own, though.

[BushyTheBeaver]

Originally Posted by frostlich

Wait! So you can pop these things? Makes sense. I thought I'd sat on a large chewed piece of Hubbard Bubba.

Has anyone tried to burn these things off? I have a soldering iron.

A hemmoroid is not like a zit. You can't pop it. Well, actually you could, but you'll die in bloody agony with a sharp object up yer pooper and people will laugh at you after you're gone.

[escamoter2]