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Carlton · 07-10-2012, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive

My wife is Greek; she thinks she's a gangster. To be safe, I just replaced all our knives with those safety scissors kids use in pre-school.

And just like that 32 pondering life's biggest question is over.

Sourceworx · 07-10-2012, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive

My wife is Greek; she thinks she's a gangster. To be safe, I just replaced all our knives with those safety scissors kids use in pre-school.

Admittedly I've never dealt with a Greek women. They're close enough where I'd guess they're similar to guineas. I pity you.

brady's a catcher · 07-10-2012, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by thebigragu

She's hotter then the ex. Italian divorced once too. Probably cant hold on to her much longer without a ring shes 31. No kids bonus. Works fulltime jackpot. Fantastic ass.
Very funny when shes in a good mood.

Yells alot has a temper like me. Drinks alot of wine, I cant . Wants to live in Bradley beach near my sisters how I met her. Not a big fan of oral. Watches twilight and true blood I hate that ****ing ****. Giants fan. She's tan but I swear I can spot those vericose veins in the upper back thigh Area. That will just get worse amirite.

Deciding this week. Sister is busting balls since the fourth she loves her. Im not posting pictures.

Deal breaker. If she wants you to put a ring on it she should put a wang in her mouf.

BushyTheBeaver · 07-10-2012, 01:13 PM

You haven't mentioned being in love which prolly means you're not.

Jordy · 07-10-2012, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by thebigragu

Husband cheated on her. Big alarm right. She's more cute then hot can be hot when we go out though. Twice ive seen her all done up looks like a diff person. But looks good without all the makeup I think.

Don't base anything on the looks.

Temper. Yelling. Only funny when she's in a good mood (sounds like she's in a bad mood more than she's in a good mood).

**** that.

Keep waiting.

thebigragu · 07-10-2012, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by BushyTheBeaver

You haven't mentioned being in love which prolly means you're not.

Excuse me Francis. Yes I do I think. Would feel incomplete without her. Happy?

jetswin · 07-10-2012, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by brady's a catcher

Deal breaker. If she wants you to put a ring on it she should put a wang in her mouf.

...and they say romance is dead

Jordy · 07-10-2012, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive

My wife is Greek; she thinks she's a gangster. To be safe, I just replaced all our knives with those safety scissors kids use in pre-school.

But she lets you wear pineapple shirts?

That's good right?

WestCoastOffensive · 07-10-2012, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Carlton

And just like that 32 pondering life's biggest question is over.

Circle of Life.

I know Where the Scissors Are.R

thebigragu · 07-10-2012, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by brady's a catcher

Deal breaker. If she wants you to put a ring on it she should put a wang in her mouf.

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Originally Posted by Jordy

Don't base anything on the looks.

Temper. Yelling. Only funny when she's in a good mood (sounds like she's in a bad mood more than she's in a good mood).

**** that.

Keep waiting.

This answers both im sure. Not afraid of a backdoor guest from time to time.

Didnt want to put that out there felt disrespectful but it had to be done.

WestCoastOffensive · 07-10-2012, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by jetswin

...and they say romance is dead

lmao!

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Originally Posted by Jordy

But she lets you wear pineapple shirts?

That's good right?

Pineapple shirts with a built-in leash. I'm her Coconut Monkey; smile for the peoples, or I get teh "pull-back".

JStokes · 07-10-2012, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by brady's a catcher

Deal breaker. If she wants you to put a ring on it she should put a wang in her mouf.

Hahahaaaaa

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Sourceworx · 07-10-2012, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Jordy

Don't base anything on the looks.

Temper. Yelling. Only funny when she's in a good mood (sounds like she's in a bad mood more than she's in a good mood).

**** that.

Keep waiting.

TLDR: She's Italian.

JStokes · 07-10-2012, 01:22 PM

I don't mean to ask relevant questions, but how long have you been dating her?

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thebigragu · 07-10-2012, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by JStokes

I don't mean to ask relevant questions, but how long have you been dating her?

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About a year. But no other women like five months

Carlton · 07-10-2012, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive

Circle of Life.

I know Where the Scissors Are.R

Was this a 32-esque attempt at ® ?

JStokes · 07-10-2012, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by thebigragu

About a year

Aight.

Just making sure this wasn't a 3 week fling.

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jetswin · 07-10-2012, 01:25 PM

In all seriousness, she is from the Bradley Beach area, isn't that one of the drinking capitals of the east coast? The only person I ever knew from there loved getting hammered, and you are on the wagon I thought...this does not seem as if it should be a long term solution to your continued good health.

JStokes · 07-10-2012, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by thebigragu

About a year. But no other women like five months

This was an incomprehensible edit.

Whut?

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Fishooked · 07-10-2012, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Jordy

But she lets you wear pineapple shirts?

That's good right?

ROFL

I remember that pic too

07-10-2012, 01:13 PM	#24
BushyTheBeaver size matters All League Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,922	You haven't mentioned being in love which prolly means you're not.

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07-10-2012, 01:25 PM	#38
jetswin stumblin mumblin butt fumblin Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Location: Westchester Co. Posts: 35,461	In all seriousness, she is from the Bradley Beach area, isn't that one of the drinking capitals of the east coast? The only person I ever knew from there loved getting hammered, and you are on the wagon I thought...this does not seem as if it should be a long term solution to your continued good health.