Enjoy an Ads-Free Jets Insider - Become a Jets Insider VIP!
LATEST JI HEADLINES
TOP STORY
How to Decipher OTA Reports
 
5/17 : New Jets RB Goodson Arrested on Drugs and Weapons Charges
5/16 : Joe McKnight Doesn't Appreciate Questioning His Roster Spot
5/15 : QB Garrard to leave Jets
5/15 : uSTADIUM App Looks to Revolutionize Social Sports Media
Go Back   Jets Insider.com Forums > Main Forums > The Landing Strip: All NY Jets and NFL - 24/7
Register FAQ Calendar Mark Forums Read

The Landing Strip: All NY Jets and NFL - 24/7 Welcome to the most active NY Jets Messageboard on the internet. Celebrating a decade on the web! Talk about all of your NY Jets and NFL related topics here!

Reply
 
Thread Tools
Old 07-11-2012, 09:27 PM   #1
jetstream23
recovering from turf toe
Jets Insider VIP
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Phoenix, AZ (New Jets Stadium Section 246)
Posts: 31,607
ESPYs

Good opening monologue, lots of Tebow and a Sanchez joke of course.

Even better, a Spygate joke in the first 5 minutes. lol Can't make this stuff up.

Jessica Biel...holy leg show!



Last edited by jetstream23; 07-12-2012 at 01:35 AM.
jetstream23 is offline   Reply With Quote
Sponsored Links
Old 07-11-2012, 09:28 PM   #2
Ruby2
Patron and Grapefruit Juice Bitchess!!!
Hall Of Fame
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Jerseystrong
Posts: 17,026
Even on perhaps the slowest TV night of the year, I can not bare myself to tune into ESPN jerking itself off for 3 hours on tv.
Ruby2 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-11-2012, 09:30 PM   #3
Bonhomme Richard
Board Moderator
Jets Insider VIP
Charter JI Member
 
Join Date: May 1999
Posts: 4,102
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ruby2 View Post
Even on perhaps the slowest TV night of the year, I can not bare myself to tune into ESPN jerking itself off for 3 hours on tv.
+ a billion
Bonhomme Richard is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-11-2012, 09:32 PM   #4
jetstream23
recovering from turf toe
Jets Insider VIP
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Phoenix, AZ (New Jets Stadium Section 246)
Posts: 31,607
and now LaDainian introducing a rapper!
jetstream23 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-11-2012, 10:39 PM   #5
escamoter2
All League
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Posts: 4,989
Quote:
Originally Posted by jetstream23 View Post
Good opening monologue, lots of Tebow and a Sanchez joke of course.

Even better, a Spygate joke in the first 5 minutes. lol Can't make this stuff up.

Jessica Biel...holy leg show!
You watching the same thing I watched? He was absolutely bombing. Horrible performance. The crowd wasn't laughing and he was getting uncomfortable. Then, they laughed at something on the screen and he didn't know why they were laughing. Really bad. This guy isn't funny at all. They should just have Will Ferrell host every year.
escamoter2 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-11-2012, 10:46 PM   #6
NY2FLDWC85
Banned
 
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Florida
Posts: 898
Thanks jetstream23. I'm more of an NFL Network type of guy, but ESPN or not, I've always enjoyed the ESPY's dating back to my childhood days, just a sports fan in general. Thanks for the reminder, had no idea this was on tonight. I just tuned as as Nas was performing. A true Queens legend.
NY2FLDWC85 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-11-2012, 11:17 PM   #7
NY2FLDWC85
Banned
 
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Florida
Posts: 898
This story about Legrand brought tears to my eyes, a truly emotional story. I said a prayer, asking to let him walk again. He's worked so hard, he deserves to rise out of this chair
NY2FLDWC85 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-11-2012, 11:26 PM   #8
jetstream23
recovering from turf toe
Jets Insider VIP
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Phoenix, AZ (New Jets Stadium Section 246)
Posts: 31,607
Yeah, of course, this show is about one-third ESPN self-loving, one-third sports entertainment, and then one-third of putting sports and life in perspective. The Pat Summit tribute, the Eric Legrand award....truly good stuff.

No one's forcing anyone to watch. This is the slow point in the entire sports year, hence why ESPN schedules the show in early July when football, hockey, basketball are all done and baseball hasn't yet entered the final stretch. So yeah, I watch it and I thought Rob Riggle was funny...but hey, that's my sense of humor. And who doesn't appreciate a good spygate joke just 1:15 into an awards ceremony?!?!



Last edited by jetstream23; 07-11-2012 at 11:31 PM.
jetstream23 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-11-2012, 11:39 PM   #9
10PennyToColes87
Hall Of Fame
 
Join Date: May 2005
Location: SoFla
Posts: 15,380
THE slowest sports night every year. Not one single sport on TV.

September can't get here fast enough...
10PennyToColes87 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-11-2012, 11:49 PM   #10
NYJCAP2
All League
 
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Boston
Posts: 3,817
The Pat Summit piece was very worthy.
NYJCAP2 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-11-2012, 11:53 PM   #11
jetstream23
recovering from turf toe
Jets Insider VIP
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Phoenix, AZ (New Jets Stadium Section 246)
Posts: 31,607
And the Linsanity joke...What an amazing story, Jeremy Lin...It's always heartwarming to see an Asian kid graduate from Harvard, move to New York and make millions of dollars....$28 million!...or as his fellow Harvard graduates say, a good start! lol
jetstream23 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-12-2012, 07:48 AM   #12
124
There's NO reason to delay the process. Start Geno Smith.
All Pro
 
Join Date: Oct 2004
Posts: 7,970
Good to see Sanchez laugh at the "Good luck with that, Sanchez" in reference in Tebow being his shadow all season, joke. Thought he might swell up into tears knowing his past, but maybe he's added more than a little muscle this off-season. I truly think these two can work together to win a lot of games for this organization, and I have been one of Sanchez's biggest critics over the years. With Tebow bringing the running game back to prominence, Sanchez can manage the game up there with anyone.
124 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-12-2012, 09:25 AM   #13
crossfire
Day by day, night after night... Blinded by the neon light
Jets Insider VIP
 
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Long Island, NY
Posts: 5,676
Quote:
Originally Posted by jetstream23 View Post
Jessica Biel...holy leg show!


Tebow tightened his chastity belt an extra notch before this.
crossfire is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-12-2012, 10:35 AM   #14
jetswin
stumblin mumblin butt fumblin
Board Moderator
Jets Insider VIP
JetsInsider.com Legend
Charter JI Member
 
Join Date: May 1999
Location: Westchester Co.
Posts: 35,465
Quote:
Originally Posted by jetstream23 View Post
Good opening monologue, lots of Tebow and a Sanchez joke of course.

Even better, a Spygate joke in the first 5 minutes. lol Can't make this stuff up.

Jessica Biel...holy leg show!



something about her pacu-like teeth leaves me unsettled
jetswin is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-12-2012, 10:42 AM   #15
JetPotato
fermenting
Hall Of Fame
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: New York, NY
Posts: 12,142
Quote:
Originally Posted by jetswin View Post
something about her pacu-like teeth leaves me unsettled
I'd let her feed on my testicles for the next 3 decades.

But then I'd have to draw the line there.
JetPotato is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-12-2012, 11:02 AM   #16
jetstream23
recovering from turf toe
Jets Insider VIP
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Phoenix, AZ (New Jets Stadium Section 246)
Posts: 31,607
Quote:
Originally Posted by jetswin View Post
something about her pacu-like teeth leaves me unsettled
I'm okay with the teeth. It's the way her elbow curves and a slightly large ankle bone that I'd probably kick her out of bed over.
jetstream23 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-12-2012, 11:09 AM   #17
JonEJet
Hall Of Fame
Charter JI Member
 
Join Date: May 1999
Location: Charleston, SC
Posts: 11,370
Not for nothing, but Tebow is looking LARGE!!!
JonEJet is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-12-2012, 04:43 PM   #18
NYJETSFAN1
Waterboy
 
Join Date: Jun 2012
Posts: 12
Tebow humble as ever

I don't want to over talk Tebow as much as the next guy, but I gotta say I was impressed by Tebow at the ESPY's. There's a video recap here - classy http://www.nyjets101.com/2012/07/12/...r-best-moment/
NYJETSFAN1 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-12-2012, 04:51 PM   #19
Carlton
Teh jobless idle spawn of wealth guy.
All Pro
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 7,381
Quote:
Originally Posted by NYJCAP2 View Post
The Pat Summit piece was very worthy.
By far the highlight of the night.
Carlton is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-12-2012, 05:02 PM   #20
IX 7 III
Undrafted Free Agent
 
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: home of the JETS!
Posts: 110
Did anyone catch Brian Wilson on the red carpet? His interview was hilarious...can't find it anywhere online now....but if you catch it, its worth a watch.

Sent from my DROID RAZR using Tapatalk 2
IX 7 III is online now   Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


Enjoy an Ads-Free Jets Insider - Become a Jets Insider VIP!

All times are GMT -4. The time now is 03:35 AM.



Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2013, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Copyright ©1999 - 2013, JetsInsider.com LTD