Been deaf for 3 days b*****es!

[jetstream23]

Originally Posted by shakin318

what?

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[32green]

Originally Posted by shakin318

wtf? I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that.

Pretend?


Lol

[Big L]

Originally Posted by Warfish

I don't exist to protect the stupid from themselves

I am intrigued by your ideas, and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Put me down for Warfish in the have a beer with thread.

[Big L]

Originally Posted by 32green

Ha ha....you idiot.

Anyway.


Saw the Kinks with Johnny COugar opening in 1980 at the Nassau Coliseum.

Cept I was 17 and forgot to tell my parents I was going and had 6th row seats.

Also, I had been pretending to "not hear" my mother, rip, who was royally raving nuts, whenst she spoke upon me.

ALot of "hah?" and waving of hands.

That sort of thing.

Anyhoo, unbenownst to me, momma had scheduled a hearing test with an audiologist at LIJ HMO for me for the very next day, which, due to the insane volume the Kinks played at those days, I thusly failed with flying colors. My ears were still ringing from the night before. I dint tell Mama I was at a concert, remember.

Momma cried.

Then, I had to tell her the truth, the ignoring her, the concert, the whole thing, to make her happy again, which I did.

She was as pleased.... as a mental patient could be.


Miss you Mama.

Then, during post 9/11 testing I was told I'm pretty deaf in both Ears for real, which my wife and kids knew for years and were pretty ****** tired of.

Oh the iron.

True story.

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Was your blessed mum from the Emerald Isle, perhaps? Married to Mrs Big L, I can recognize Irish crazy.

[shakin318]

Originally Posted by Big L

Was your blessed mum from the Emerald Isle, perhaps? Married to Mrs Big L, I can recognize Irish crazy.

psssht. That ain't crazy bro. I'm married to German/Ruthenian/Czechoslovakian crazy. And trust me. That's some batsh:t PSYCHO crazy.

You should see how berzerk she gets when I pretend not to hear her.

[Big L]

Originally Posted by shakin318

psssht. That ain't crazy bro. I'm married to German/Ruthenian/Czechoslovakian crazy. And trust me. That's some batsh:t PSYCHO crazy.

You should see how berzerk she gets when I pretend not to hear her.

Meh. You ain't ever seen a PMSing drunk Irish broad, then.

[32green]

Originally Posted by Big L

Was your blessed mum from the Emerald Isle, perhaps? Married to Mrs Big L, I can recognize Irish crazy.

Pretty much, except for geography.

More...in spirit.



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[Warfish]

Originally Posted by shakin318

I'm married to German/Ruthenian/Czechoslovakian crazy.

Tell your husband we said "hi".



I SAID, TELL YOUR HUSBAND WE SAID HI!!!!

Psshhhh, deaf folks.

[shakin318]

Originally Posted by Warfish

Tell your husband we said "hi".

Says the one with the large breastses and the skirt.

[Bonhomme Richard]

Originally Posted by Warfish

Tell your husband we said "hi".



I SAID, TELL YOUR HUSBAND WE SAID HI!!!!

Psshhhh, deaf folks.

Timely post. On this day in 1914 Ruth made his major league debut for the Red Sox, pitching seven strong innings to lift the Sawx 4-3 over the Cleveland Indians.

So says my History-A-Day desk calendar.

[crossfire]

Originally Posted by shakin318

People could be like "I've hated you my whole life, but I want you to impregnate my donkey" and I'm smiling and nodding like "yeah, definitely."

Was this what you thought the new job offer was?

Would explain a lot.

[shakin318]

Originally Posted by crossfire

Was this what you thought the new job offer was?

Would explain a lot.

1:04 am. Give or take. What's this about spraying a twat?

[crossfire]

[jetstream23]

[quantum]

Originally Posted by Warfish

I don't exist to protect the stupid from themselves.

Nice Supreme Court cross poli-nation.

[124]

Hope everything works out for you on Monday and that at the least you'll have hearing back in one ear, if not both.

On a side note, my grandmother went fairly deaf all of a sudden a few years back and has hearing aids, but refuses to wear them because "they don't work" (she really just likes to tune people out) and therefore we have to almost scream at her to talk to her. It's rather frustrating and annoying and sometimes after she's over, I feel like I'm going deaf.

[WestCoastOffensive]

Originally Posted by shakin318

psssht. That ain't crazy bro. I'm married to German/Ruthenian/Czechoslovakian crazy. And trust me. That's some batsh:t PSYCHO crazy.

You should see how berzerk she gets when I pretend not to hear her.

So the deafness works to get you rough sex...I like it.


Do you have a website?

[Jetworks]

Originally Posted by shakin318

I lead an interesting life.

Link?


Know what, scratch that. Your trying to get fired thread pretty much makes what you said a truism.

Apologies.

[jetstream23]

Originally Posted by shakin318

Been a b!tch for 3 days deafs!

what?

[quantum]

Originally Posted by jetstream23

what?

**** you, deafie!