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Old 07-11-2012, 09:40 PM   #1
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$60/Hour for....Cuddling?

http://www.cnn.com/video/?hpt=hp_c2#...-business.wham
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Old 07-11-2012, 09:41 PM   #2
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Or better yet, Clams.

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Old 07-11-2012, 09:42 PM   #3
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Old 07-11-2012, 09:48 PM   #4
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Or better yet, Clams.

I bet that guy's kitchen smells awesome.
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Old 07-11-2012, 10:23 PM   #5
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Or better yet, Clams.


I need to make that into gif form.
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Old 07-11-2012, 10:40 PM   #6
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Old 07-11-2012, 10:44 PM   #7
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Old 07-11-2012, 10:45 PM   #8
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Old 07-11-2012, 11:39 PM   #9
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She looks like a crack whore but yeah, that's all she's doing is cuddling? What grown ass man will pay $60.00 for cuddling? Yeah, right, just like an escort only gets a room to "talk"...
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Old 07-12-2012, 12:02 AM   #10
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She looks like a crack whore but yeah, that's all she's doing is cuddling? What grown ass man will pay $60.00 for cuddling? Yeah, right, just like an escort only gets a room to "talk"...
Is the death penalty still legal in Florida? If so, I wonder how I might frame you for murder.


Hmm.
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Old 07-12-2012, 12:08 AM   #11
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Is the death penalty still legal in Florida? If so, I wonder how I might frame you for murder.


Hmm.
It's Florida, you could probably just go down there and arrest him yourself and they would be ok with it.
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Old 07-12-2012, 12:14 AM   #12
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She looks like a crack whore but yeah, that's all she's doing is cuddling? What grown ass man will pay $60.00 for cuddling? Yeah, right, just like an escort only gets a room to "talk"...
hahahaha...Philly Stax!

I think i've banned 9 or 10 of your accounts at TGG, back in the day.
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Old 07-12-2012, 12:38 AM   #13
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hahahaha...Philly Stax!

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Thank you.
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Old 07-12-2012, 01:09 AM   #14
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Thank you.
Believe me, the pleasure was all mine.


Are you still fornicating with Paul Bunyan?

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Old 07-12-2012, 07:45 AM   #15
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Or better yet, Clams.

that clam seems very happy to see that salt
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Old 07-12-2012, 07:54 AM   #16
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She looks like a crack whore but yeah, that's all she's doing is cuddling? What grown ass man will pay $60.00 for cuddling? Yeah, right, just like an escort only gets a room to "talk"...
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Old 07-12-2012, 08:14 AM   #17
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Old 07-12-2012, 08:39 AM   #18
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Okay, which one of you guys is unclear on the cuddling concept?

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Old 07-12-2012, 09:08 AM   #19
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It's Florida, you could probably just go down there and arrest him yourself and they would be ok with it.
Or just eat his face, and be done with it.
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Old 07-12-2012, 10:04 AM   #20
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Okay, which one of you guys is unclear on the cuddling concept?

Wrong cougar, Cleetus.


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