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1greenNUT · 07-19-2012, 09:11 AM

He's 72. I don't get the outrage.

http://www.brobible.com/entertainmen...pee-wee-herman

Beloved funnyman Fred Willard was reportedly arrested for pulling a Pee-wee Herman at a Los Angeles adult movie theater last night.

According to law enforcement sources, LAPD undercover vice officers went into the Tiki Theater in Hollywood and found the 72-year-old "Anchorman" star watching last night's feature ... with his penis exposed and in his hand.

We're told Willard was arrested around 8:45PM and booked for lewd conduct.

It was a quick release -- we're told he was out of police custody a short while later.

Willard is best known for his great work in “Best in Show” and "Anchorman” – and now maybe for his persistent libido.

32green · 07-19-2012, 09:14 AM

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It was a quick release --

Oh I bet it was.

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jetswin · 07-19-2012, 09:37 AM

I guess it was a Fernwood Tonight rerun

32green · 07-19-2012, 09:40 AM

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I guess it was a Fernwood Tonight rerun

Lol...funny...they never tell you what "sort" of movie it was.

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JetPotato · 07-19-2012, 09:43 AM

LOL @ Free Willard

Fishooked · 07-19-2012, 09:44 AM

I read the thread title as "Free Willy Public Fap"

Peebag · 07-19-2012, 09:50 AM

Open letter to Fred Willard:

Check out this thing called the internet.

That is all.

Jets Things · 07-19-2012, 09:56 AM

As if movie theatre floors aren't sticky enough.

Fishooked · 07-19-2012, 09:57 AM

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As if movie theatre floors aren't sticky enough.

From the King Of Peniz jokes, and that's what you came up with?

I AM DISAPPOINT

Borgoguy · 07-19-2012, 09:58 AM

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Open letter to Fred Willard:

Check out this thing called the internet.

That is all.

Right? Even a "low-tech" 80s video before jerking off in a movie theater. Maybe it was the thrill of getting caught.

1greenNUT · 07-19-2012, 09:59 AM

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Right? Even a "low-tech" 80s video before jerking off in a movie theater. Maybe it was the thrill of getting caught.

It's gotta either be that thrill, or the hope of having someone help.

Jets Things · 07-19-2012, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Fishooked

From the King Of Peniz jokes, and that's what you came up with?

I AM DISAPPOINT

Borgoguy · 07-19-2012, 10:03 AM

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It's gotta either be that thrill, or the hope of having someone help.

Didn't think of that. Think Willard is closeted? Although, I have seen several "clips" on the web where some guy's wife is finishing off a whole host of guys in an adult theater. Accidentally, whilst searching for innocent pursuits, of course.

32green · 07-19-2012, 10:05 AM

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Accidentally, whilst searching for innocent pursuits, of course.

I was looking for snow tires...wtf. Oh well, might as well fap.

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Borgoguy · 07-19-2012, 10:08 AM

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I was looking for snow tires...wtf. Oh well, might as well fap.

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LOL. One day, go on xhamster and put up cheating wives in adult theater. I just can't ever imagine a time where I'd be cool with filming my wife orally/vaginally pleasing a bunch of strangers in a filthy adult theater. What motivates this behavior?

32green · 07-19-2012, 10:10 AM

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I just can't ever imagine a time where I'd be cool with filming my wife orally/vaginally pleasing a bunch of strangers in a filthy adult theater. What motivates this behavior?

A new camera?

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jetswin · 07-19-2012, 10:10 AM

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LOL. One day, go on xhamster and put up cheating wives in adult theater. I just can't ever imagine a time where I'd be cool with filming my wife orally/vaginally pleasing a bunch of strangers in a filthy adult theater. What motivates this behavior?

investments in pharmaceutical stocks?

Borgoguy · 07-19-2012, 10:13 AM

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investments in pharmaceutical stocks?

You might be right. There is nary a condom in sight in these filmic undertakings. I can't even fathom the amount of sexually transmitted diseases shared in these ventures.

Dirtstar · 07-19-2012, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Borgoguy

LOL. One day, go on xhamster and put up cheating wives in adult theater. I just can't ever imagine a time where I'd be cool with filming my wife orally/vaginally pleasing a bunch of strangers in a filthy adult theater. What motivates this behavior?

I'll look that up next time I'm online shopping for snow tires.

quantum · 07-19-2012, 10:39 AM

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A new camera?

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lol - doesn't take much, does it.

Last weekend, I bought one of them fancy faucets that you can turn on or off by touching the spout. As I was explaining the operation to my wife, I joked that you could touch it anywhere with any part of your body.

She looked at me and said "Don't even think about it."

True story.

07-19-2012, 09:11 AM	#1
1greenNUT All League Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Port Orange, Florida Posts: 2,640	Fre Willard public fap He's 72. I don't get the outrage. http://www.brobible.com/entertainmen...pee-wee-herman Beloved funnyman Fred Willard was reportedly arrested for pulling a Pee-wee Herman at a Los Angeles adult movie theater last night. According to law enforcement sources, LAPD undercover vice officers went into the Tiki Theater in Hollywood and found the 72-year-old "Anchorman" star watching last night's feature ... with his penis exposed and in his hand. We're told Willard was arrested around 8:45PM and booked for lewd conduct. It was a quick release -- we're told he was out of police custody a short while later. Willard is best known for his great work in “Best in Show” and "Anchorman” – and now maybe for his persistent libido.

07-19-2012, 09:37 AM	#3
jetswin stumblin mumblin butt fumblin Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Location: Westchester Co. Posts: 35,465	I guess it was a Fernwood Tonight rerun

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JetPotato fermenting Hall Of Fame Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: New York, NY Posts: 12,142	LOL @ Free Willard

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Fishooked dealin' out shithands Hall Of Fame Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: teh interwebz Posts: 24,718	I read the thread title as "Free Willy Public Fap"

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Peebag being disappointed since January 13th, 1969 All Pro Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: great midwest -well not so great Posts: 7,113	Open letter to Fred Willard: Check out this thing called the internet. That is all.

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Jets Things All Pro Join Date: May 2003 Location: 742 Evergreen Terrace Posts: 9,418	As if movie theatre floors aren't sticky enough.