A dirty job but someone has to do it...

[southside]

You know it's sad when I'm getting it more with this fat chick than you guys are.... truth.

[jetswin]

well the inevitable has happened, pictures have surfaced...




























http://www.nydailynews.com/life-styl...icle-1.1116995

[Borgoguy]

Article did not mention how much the couple spent on flour. Has to be a fortune.

[Sourceworx]

Originally Posted by jetswin

Alex told The Sun last year, “Even though one of Pauline’s legs weighs more than I do, we’re able to position her body to make sex enjoyable for both of us.”

“It’s hard to position her and find her pleasure spots as she has a lot of fat in the pelvic area,” he told Closer.

In other words: her bunt is f*cking massive.

[32green]

Originally Posted by jetswin

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[32green]

Originally Posted by Borgoguy

Article did not mention how much the couple spent on flour. Has to be a fortune.

Lol....apparently, he owns a mill.

And an gasmask.

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[jetswin]

Originally Posted by Braumeister

In other words: her bunt is f*cking massive.

or gunt in another vernacular

[jetswin]

Originally Posted by jetswin

looks like a job for Jonah Falcone

[Borgoguy]

Originally Posted by 32green

Lol....apparently, he owns a mill.

And an gasmask.

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LOL. Seriously, I'd do JT and Stokes before going down on that mess. Or you, sailor.

[Peebag]

Originally Posted by Borgoguy

LOL. Seriously, I'd do JT and Stokes. Or you, sailor.

fixed.

[Borgoguy]

Originally Posted by Peebag

fixed.

LOL. Ssssstop.

[Jets Things]

Originally Posted by Borgoguy

LOL. Seriously, I'd do JT and Stokes before going down on that mess. Or you, sailor.

Whoa whoa whoa. When?

[Borgoguy]

Originally Posted by Jets Things

Whoa whoa whoa. When?

LOL. Just make sure the red robe is freshly laundered.

[Dirtstar]

Originally Posted by Borgoguy

LOL. Just make sure the red robe is freshly laundered.

it's not a robe, it's a sex cape.



or so I've heard.

[Jets Things]

Originally Posted by Borgoguy

LOL. Just make sure the red robe is freshly laundered.

Seriously? That thing is crustier than southnerd's clean-up sock.

Originally Posted by Dirtstar

it's not a robe, it's a sex cape.

or so I've heard.

I have robes, sex capes and intercourse cloaks.

[32green]

Originally Posted by Jets Things

I have robes, sex capes and intercourse cloaks.

Commonly known as "disguises" amongst Sex Crimes investigators.

Get help, perv.


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[Jets Things]

Originally Posted by 32green

Commonly known as "disguises" amongst Sex Crimes investigators.

Get help, perv.


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I only wear them at home. And rooftop bars. And everywhere.

[Borgoguy]

Originally Posted by Dirtstar

it's not a robe, it's a sex cape.



or so I've heard.

Originally Posted by Jets Things

Seriously? That thing is crustier than southnerd's clean-up sock.



I have robes, sex capes and intercourse cloaks.

Originally Posted by 32green

Commonly known as "disguises" amongst Sex Crimes investigators.

Get help, perv.


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The terms "sex capes" and "intercourse cloaks" are hilarious.

[32green]

Originally Posted by Borgoguy

The terms "sex capes" and "intercourse cloaks" are hilarious.

Not when you are face down in a glass-strewn handball court.


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[Borgoguy]

Originally Posted by 32green

Not when you are face down in a glass-strewn handball court.


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LOL. Point taken (not literally).