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Gangrene · 07-19-2012, 01:29 PM

Reading about Ragu's penchant for the squiring of 24 year old goddesses at beaches, pool parties, barbecues and bonfires ( sounds like a beer commercial) brought me to thinking about sounds and hot girls.

Most of the women I have been lucky enough to enjoy getting naked with, make varying degrees of sounds during conjugal visits. To me its one of the most interesting aspects of sex. Will she, squeal, scream, cry, laugh, wimper ... moan like a porn star ?

I am generally silent during the act apart from grunting. It's nice to once in a while "call a cab" at the moment of orgasm ... i.e. a a wild yell to tell my neighbors that I am getting lucky. Generally I'm silent , listening to how my lover is going to express her self as she rides out her plateau.

My question is, are men generally silent during sex, is it a gender thing ?

Since most of you men will only ever have heard one man expressing himself (apart from you tag team'ers out there) ... do you make any sounds during coitus ?

Input of course is welcome from the one or two women in the Hampur ... they will likely have the most specific experience here.

AlwaysGreenAlwaysWhite · 07-19-2012, 01:34 PM

I don't moan, grunt or generally do anything that will turn my partner off...

I do talk about ownership of the passage I'm entering and things of that nature with plenty of enthusiasm though...

Gangrene · 07-19-2012, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by AlwaysGreenAlwaysWhite

I don't moan, grunt or generally do anything that will turn my partner off...

I do talk about ownership of the passage I'm entering and things of that nature with plenty of enthusiasm though...

Laughing now ... passage ownership ... I had forgotten about that declaration.

NxYxJets · 07-19-2012, 02:05 PM

Sometimes the talking can bring me to fruition a little sooner than expected, especially the real nasty talk. Its cool with me though. As far as myself, I am guilty of the gutteral silverback scream if my kid is not home. When he is home, the only sound being made is the wet golf clap.

2foolish197 · 07-19-2012, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Gangrene

Reading about Ragu's penchant for the squiring of 24 year old goddesses at beaches, pool parties, barbecues and bonfires ( sounds like a beer commercial) brought me to thinking about sounds and hot girls.

Most of the women I have been lucky enough to enjoy getting naked with, make varying degrees of sounds during conjugal visits. To me its one of the most interesting aspects of sex. Will she, squeal, scream, cry, laugh, wimper ... moan like a porn star ?

I am generally silent during the act apart from grunting. It's nice to once in a while "call a cab" at the moment of orgasm ... i.e. a a wild yell to tell my neighbors that I am getting lucky. Generally I'm silent , listening to how my lover is going to express her self as she rides out her plateau.

My question is, are men generally silent during sex, is it a gender thing ?

Since most of you men will only ever have heard one man expressing himself (apart from you tag team'ers out there) ... do you make any sounds during coitus ?

Input of course is welcome from the one or two women in the Hampur ... they will likely have the most specific experience here.

...cry?...

AlwaysGreenAlwaysWhite · 07-19-2012, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by 2foolish197

...cry?...

Yup...

We can turn this into the backdoor thread v2 if you want specifics...

32green · 07-19-2012, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Gangrene

... do you make any sounds during coitus ?

I thought you liked that, Bob.

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Dirtstar · 07-19-2012, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by AlwaysGreenAlwaysWhite

Yup...

We can turn this into the backdoor thread v2 if you want specifics...

"angry wildebeest ululations" can often be heard in instances of unexpected buttseks

Gangrene · 07-19-2012, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by NxYxJets

Sometimes the talking can bring me to fruition a little sooner than expected, especially the real nasty talk. Its cool with me though. As far as myself, I am guilty of the gutteral silverback scream if my kid is not home. When he is home, the only sound being made is the wet golf clap.

I like a talker but only if it's filthy, no traffic control please ... I know where I'm going.

It's interesting here .. it seems our sex can scream on command and really enjoy up but will stfu when needed to.

Gutteral Silverback made me laugh ... I try and visualize my neighbors running to their windows wondering wtf ... urban living does give you a laugh sometimes.

AlwaysGreenAlwaysWhite · 07-19-2012, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirtstar

"angry wildebeest ululations" can often be heard in instances of unexpected buttseks

Slippage happens... They should just be thankful that their natural lubricant provided me with a seamless entrance... Any pain experienced afterward is irrelevant when you take into consideration how bad it would hurt if I encountered the puckered starfish dry as a bone...

Gangrene · 07-19-2012, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by 2foolish197

...cry?...

Absolutely ... worried, you ask her if she is okay ? ... did you hurt her ? ... apparently not, she is just very, very happy it's damn emotional for chr*st's sakes.

Gangrene · 07-19-2012, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by 32green

I thought you liked that, Bob.

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You finally started acknowledging me in public again, thank God.

Jets Things · 07-19-2012, 02:53 PM

"Can you hurry this up? I gotta pinch a massive loaf."

I pop instantly.

southside · 07-19-2012, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by AlwaysGreenAlwaysWhite

Slippage happens... They should just be thankful that their natural lubricant provided me with a seamless entrance... Any pain experienced afterward is irrelevant when you take into consideration how bad it would hurt if I encountered the puckered starfish dry as a bone...

Slippage? I sense some clearly defined intent here.

Gangrene · 07-19-2012, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Jets Things

"Can you hurry this up? I gotta pinch a massive loaf."

I pop instantly.

Nothing makes me laugh expect you bastards talking about sex,
this is funny **** ...

PlumberKhan · 07-19-2012, 03:24 PM

lol...

you guys don't even want to know.....

AlwaysGreenAlwaysWhite · 07-19-2012, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by PlumberKhan

lol...

you guys don't even want to know.....

Jets Things · 07-19-2012, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by PlumberKhan

lol...

you guys don't even want to know.....

PlumberKhan · 07-19-2012, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by AlwaysGreenAlwaysWhite

lol....she watches way too much pron.

AlwaysGreenAlwaysWhite · 07-19-2012, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by PlumberKhan

lol....she watches way too much pron.

That can be good and bad... I like enthusiasm but please don't make me feel uncomfortable by making the same noises a dying llama would make...

07-19-2012, 01:29 PM	#1
Gangrene Glad Sparano is gone, on the fence about Mornhinweg.. Veteran Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Vinegar Hill, Brooklyn ... Posts: 2,040	Horizontal Wildlife Sounds Reading about Ragu's penchant for the squiring of 24 year old goddesses at beaches, pool parties, barbecues and bonfires ( sounds like a beer commercial) brought me to thinking about sounds and hot girls. Most of the women I have been lucky enough to enjoy getting naked with, make varying degrees of sounds during conjugal visits. To me its one of the most interesting aspects of sex. Will she, squeal, scream, cry, laugh, wimper ... moan like a porn star ? I am generally silent during the act apart from grunting. It's nice to once in a while "call a cab" at the moment of orgasm ... i.e. a a wild yell to tell my neighbors that I am getting lucky. Generally I'm silent , listening to how my lover is going to express her self as she rides out her plateau. My question is, are men generally silent during sex, is it a gender thing ? Since most of you men will only ever have heard one man expressing himself (apart from you tag team'ers out there) ... do you make any sounds during coitus ? Input of course is welcome from the one or two women in the Hampur ... they will likely have the most specific experience here.

07-19-2012, 01:34 PM	#2
AlwaysGreenAlwaysWhite is all out of fuCks to give... All Pro Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 7,450	I don't moan, grunt or generally do anything that will turn my partner off... I do talk about ownership of the passage I'm entering and things of that nature with plenty of enthusiasm though...

07-19-2012, 02:05 PM	#4
NxYxJets Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 470	Sometimes the talking can bring me to fruition a little sooner than expected, especially the real nasty talk. Its cool with me though. As far as myself, I am guilty of the gutteral silverback scream if my kid is not home. When he is home, the only sound being made is the wet golf clap.

07-19-2012, 02:53 PM	#13
Jets Things All Pro Join Date: May 2003 Location: 742 Evergreen Terrace Posts: 9,408	"Can you hurry this up? I gotta pinch a massive loaf." I pop instantly.

07-19-2012, 03:24 PM	#16
PlumberKhan BRACE YOURSELVES FOR 12... Hall Of Fame Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Van down by the river Posts: 21,013	lol... you guys don't even want to know.....