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thebigragu · 07-22-2012, 05:22 AM

Went flaccid. Never happened before. Sign of things to come?

Been trying to get back in there for two hours. Gave up.

LOLGFY?

European?

Over did it today with hurdles video, summertreats thread, xvideo?

WestCoastOffensive · 07-22-2012, 06:10 AM

Can't you just clean it? It should stay loaded if you want someone to shoot it.

John_0515 · 07-22-2012, 08:15 AM

Its way of telling you; "I am going to die if you don't ease up."

Monsterxman · 07-22-2012, 08:36 AM

Sorry to hear that bro...

Unfortunately, one of the side effects of aging for men is that a small percentage turn gay.

Your physical body was able to overcome your mental desires for years.
Time to embrace your new life style. You'll be a happier man for it.

Gangrene · 07-22-2012, 08:39 AM

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Originally Posted by thebigragu

Went flaccid. Never happened before. Sign of things to come?

Been trying to get back in there for two hours. Gave up.

LOLGFY?

European?

Over did it today with hurdles video, summertreats thread, xvideo?

Ugh oh ... ! Since we know it's not brewer's droop maybe that red wine drinking, hot-headed, Giants-following, future ex is ... getting to you ...

Carlton · 07-22-2012, 08:41 AM

Pushing rope.

Dimitri_0515 · 07-22-2012, 08:46 AM

Time to bring out the octopus

Dcat · 07-22-2012, 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by thebigragu

Went flaccid. Never happened before. Sign of things to come?

Been trying to get back in there for two hours. Gave up.

LOLGFY?

European?

Over did it today with hurdles video, summertreats thread, xvideo?

this is how Italian men turn ghey. Good luck ragu.

crossfire · 07-22-2012, 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515

Time to bring out the octopus

No time to photoshop today but I am picturing the Cialis commecial with thebigragu in one tub and the octopus in the other.

DDNYjets · 07-22-2012, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by thebigragu

Went flaccid. Never happened before. Sign of things to come?

Been trying to get back in there for two hours. Gave up.

LOLGFY?

European?

Over did it today with hurdles video, summertreats thread, xvideo?

Sorry man. That sucks.

Did it happen with your woman? Could be mental. Use it as an excuse to spice things up.

WestCoastOffensive · 07-22-2012, 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515

Time to bring out the octopusѾ

This guys gets itѾ

Jungle Shift Jet · 07-22-2012, 11:09 AM

Geez...don't it seem like all of your moments are awkward lately?

Borgoguy · 07-22-2012, 11:11 AM

At nearly 56 years, this has never happened to me. Guess some of us just like women.

Gangrene · 07-22-2012, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Borgoguy

At nearly 56 years, this has never happened to me. Guess some of us just like women.

I think it's just your well-documented undying unabated search for hot chick pics since the invention of the intrawebz that has kept your flag flying all these years !

Borgoguy · 07-22-2012, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Gangrene

I think it's just your well-documented undying unabated search for hot chick pics since the invention of the intrawebz that has kept your flag flying all these years !

Seriously, I think it's just a simple matter of genetics. Luckily, my parents instilled me with a the oft-elusive "boner longevity" gene.

Soberphobia · 07-22-2012, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Borgoguy

Seriously, I think it's just a simple matter of genetics. Luckily, my parents instilled me with a the oft-elusive "boner longevity" gene.

I think the possessors of the boner longevity gene were illustrated pretty well in the Michaelangelo statue, "The Tiddler"?

Caution - link to "The Tiddler"

Borgoguy · 07-22-2012, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Black Death

I think the possessors of the boner longevity gene were illustrated pretty well in the Michaelangelo statue, "The Tiddler"?

Caution - link to "The Tiddler"

LOL. Although certainly not a "house" down there, I'm "healthier" than is shown in Mikey's depiction, BD. I always wondered why he went so miniscule. Church pressure, perhaps?

Soberphobia · 07-22-2012, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Borgoguy

LOL. Although certainly not a "house" down there, I'm "healthier" than is shown in Mikey's depiction, BD. I always wondered why he went so miniscule. Church pressure, perhaps?

Probably a real-life perspective put on a man's body, given he was heavily into catamites.

(dictionary.com is your friend

)

Edit: Oh **** I put a wink emoticon in this post.

Borgoguy · 07-22-2012, 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Black Death

Probably a real-life perspective put on a man's body, given he was heavily into catamites.

(dictionary.com is your friend

)

Edit: Oh **** I put a wink emoticon in this post.

Did not know of his predilection or the word. (Wish I still didn't.

)

JStokes · 07-22-2012, 12:34 PM

Dude, you're Italian. This should NEVER happen to you.

Try being a MAN!

Can't find the youtubez clip from The Godfather.

_

07-22-2012, 05:22 AM	#1
thebigragu Downright Brilliant All Pro Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Staten Island Posts: 7,828	Awkward Moment. Went flaccid. Never happened before. Sign of things to come? Been trying to get back in there for two hours. Gave up. LOLGFY? European? Over did it today with hurdles video, summertreats thread, xvideo?

07-22-2012, 08:36 AM	#4
Monsterxman supercalifragilisticexpialidocious All League Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 4,061	Sorry to hear that bro... Unfortunately, one of the side effects of aging for men is that a small percentage turn gay. Your physical body was able to overcome your mental desires for years. Time to embrace your new life style. You'll be a happier man for it. Last edited by Monsterxman; 07-22-2012 at 08:42 AM.

07-22-2012, 06:10 AM	#2
WestCoastOffensive Lying to the Smithsonian Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: SF via Strong Island Posts: 26,638	Can't you just clean it? It should stay loaded if you want someone to shoot it.

07-22-2012, 08:15 AM	#3
John_0515 Hall Of Fame Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 21,121	Its way of telling you; "I am going to die if you don't ease up."

07-22-2012, 08:41 AM	#6
Carlton Teh jobless idle spawn of wealth guy. All Pro Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,374	Pushing rope.

07-22-2012, 08:46 AM	#7
Dimitri_0515 Banned Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 11,182	Time to bring out the octopus

07-22-2012, 11:09 AM	#12
Jungle Shift Jet Occasionally stoops to uploading hotties pix to boost his postcount All Pro Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Alive with a superior intellect in an erudite world of fine tastes that you will never, EVER acquire Posts: 5,032	Geez...don't it seem like all of your moments are awkward lately?

07-22-2012, 11:11 AM	#13
Borgoguy Not one image until my posts are restored. Veteran Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,343	At nearly 56 years, this has never happened to me. Guess some of us just like women.

07-22-2012, 12:34 PM	#20
JStokes Hall Of Fame Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Bergen County, NJ Posts: 20,126	Dude, you're Italian. This should NEVER happen to you. Try being a MAN! Can't find the youtubez clip from The Godfather. _