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thebigragu · 07-22-2012, 12:34 PM

Of course I wake up alone with one. Never happened during the deed wtf. Trying to fake orgasm was a first and a bit insulting as well it turns out.

DDNYjets · 07-22-2012, 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by thebigragu

Of course I wake up alone with one. Never happened during the deed wtf. Trying to fake orgasm was a first and a bit insulting as well it turns out.

Ehh. You are just returning the favor.

Its not you, its her. Tell her you need more oral. Or you may have to trade up. But I don't think anyone could compete with the octopus.

thebigragu · 07-22-2012, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by DDNYjets

Ehh. You are just returning the favor.

Its not you, its her. Tell her you need more oral. Or you may have to trade up. But I don't think anyone could compete with the octopus.

That stupid avatar entered my mind during all this. No idea why it made an appearance.

Oh I was trying to picture that bouncing hurdles girl and of course thought of the movie theater picture from crossfire. No wonder.

I also see you've totally destroyed that hurdles thread. Way to kick a guy when he's down.

crossfire · 07-22-2012, 12:57 PM

thebigragu · 07-22-2012, 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by thebigragu

That stupid avatar entered my mind during all this. No idea why it made an appearance.

Oh I was trying to picture that bouncing hurdles girl and of course thought of the movie theater picture from crossfire. No wonder.

I also see you've totally destroyed that hurdles thread. Way to kick a guy when he's down.

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Originally Posted by crossfire

Lol

See. You guys are now killing erections. Happy now dikheads.

WestCoastOffensive · 07-22-2012, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by JStokes

Dude, you're Italian. This should NEVER happen to you.

Try being a MAN!

Can't find the youtubez clip from The Godfather.

_

YOU CAN ACT LIKE A MAN!

"oooh oooh, my weenus work work...boobity boobity boo ****ing hoo...

Listen your Godfather is gonna take care of this; give her an offer she can't refuse..."

"You gonna pay her off?"

"No; I'm gonna **** her with my dick."

crossfire · 07-22-2012, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by thebigragu

Lol

See. You guys are now killing erections. Happy now dikheads.

Bunch of limp dicks in here.

Dimitri_0515 · 07-22-2012, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by crossfire

Bunch of limp dicks in here.

LoL

DDNYjets · 07-22-2012, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by thebigragu

That stupid avatar entered my mind during all this. No idea why it made an appearance.

Oh I was trying to picture that bouncing hurdles girl and of course thought of the movie theater picture from crossfire. No wonder.

I also see you've totally destroyed that hurdles thread. Way to kick a guy when he's down.

Apologies.

Cut yourself some slack. Maybe you are caught in a long refractory period. Like I said, sometimes these problems are mental in nature. Find a way to relieve some stress. You will be a stallion again.

The Boston Patriot · 07-23-2012, 09:59 AM

You haven't inadvertently picked up some Kryptonite, have you. A Man O' Steel like yourself shouldn't be experiencing these problems, unless you've turned to the ghey side unknowingly, like a recessive gene broke free and rendered you, well, you know. Sorry buddy, but you better start shopping for a red cloak.

quantum · 07-23-2012, 10:45 AM

Not many train wreck threads in the Hampur like this one. Enjoy.

jetswin · 07-24-2012, 10:02 AM

Is this with the chick you wanted to marry?

Ask her for your nuts back and toss her out, she is ruining your life.

Dirtstar · 07-24-2012, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by jetswin

Is this with the chick you wanted to marry?

Ask her for your nuts back and toss her out, she is ruining your life.

from what he's told us, that sounds an awful lot like the first chick Ragu married.

at least he has a well-defined type.

The Boston Patriot · 07-24-2012, 11:49 AM

The interwebz could be your friend in your moment of need...

If this is your problem

Then this might help

or you can go here and get a better diagnosis

http://www.cbsnews.com/2300-204_162-10004504.html

EM31 · 07-24-2012, 11:54 AM

If your erection should last for more than four hours...

Fishooked · 07-24-2012, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by crossfire

This is almost as good as your original idea, although him holding a mollusk's arm in a tub next to him would be hysterical.

When are we going to canonize all of your work into one single thread for future reference? It needs to be added to the Lexicon.

PlumberKhan · 07-24-2012, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by The Boston Patriot

or you can go here and get a better diagnosis

http://www.cbsnews.com/2300-204_162-10004504.html

lolz....

Low "T"....

crossfire · 07-24-2012, 01:17 PM

JStokes · 07-24-2012, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by crossfire

Wow. You continue to outdo yourself, Sir.

_

FF2® · 07-24-2012, 01:27 PM

I leave for a week and return to this BS.

07-22-2012, 12:34 PM	#21
thebigragu Downright Brilliant All Pro Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Staten Island Posts: 7,828	Of course I wake up alone with one. Never happened during the deed wtf. Trying to fake orgasm was a first and a bit insulting as well it turns out.

07-22-2012, 12:57 PM	#24
crossfire Day by day, night after night... Blinded by the neon light Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 5,664

07-23-2012, 09:59 AM	#30
The Boston Patriot is getting the banned back together! All Pro Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The Island of Sodor Posts: 6,261	You haven't inadvertently picked up some Kryptonite, have you. A Man O' Steel like yourself shouldn't be experiencing these problems, unless you've turned to the ghey side unknowingly, like a recessive gene broke free and rendered you, well, you know. Sorry buddy, but you better start shopping for a red cloak.

07-23-2012, 10:45 AM	#31
quantum GFY Snatchez! Hall Of Fame Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: LI Posts: 17,877	Not many train wreck threads in the Hampur like this one. Enjoy.

07-24-2012, 10:02 AM	#32
jetswin stumblin mumblin butt fumblin Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Location: Westchester Co. Posts: 35,458	Is this with the chick you wanted to marry? Ask her for your nuts back and toss her out, she is ruining your life.

07-24-2012, 11:49 AM	#34
The Boston Patriot is getting the banned back together! All Pro Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The Island of Sodor Posts: 6,261	The interwebz could be your friend in your moment of need... If this is your problem Then this might help or you can go here and get a better diagnosis http://www.cbsnews.com/2300-204_162-10004504.html

07-24-2012, 11:54 AM	#35
EM31 All Pro Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Oceanside, Long Island Posts: 9,143	If your erection should last for more than four hours...

07-24-2012, 01:17 PM	#38
crossfire Day by day, night after night... Blinded by the neon light Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 5,664

07-24-2012, 01:27 PM	#40
FF2® Believes Sloppy Guy was involved JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 46,093	I leave for a week and return to this BS.