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07-26-2012, 01:16 PM
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Downright Brilliant
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I have the same fly in my house for over a week.
I've tried to kill it muple times but have thrown in the towel. How long can this thing go on. I know its the same one cause its the only one. Plus the bastard lands right on my computer screen or even phone screen to mock me. I pretty much gave up killing him when I smacked my keyboard and my laptop went into some sort of satanic orgasm.
This fly has got to go. Just landed on my shoulder. How long can it live? |
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07-26-2012, 01:18 PM
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Believes Sloppy Guy was involved
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its a different fly.
They only like live a day and a half. I read it on the interweb. Wanna be my cornhole partner? |
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07-26-2012, 01:25 PM
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pooping, but thinking of you!
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Chopsticks
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07-26-2012, 01:27 PM
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recovering from turf toe
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07-26-2012, 01:27 PM
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Let's Kill them all.........
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Your poodle doesn't take care of that?
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07-26-2012, 01:28 PM
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recovering from turf toe
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Not sure even Mr. Miyagi could catch a fly with one chopstick! |
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07-26-2012, 01:29 PM
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Glad Sparano is gone, on the fence about
Mornhinweg..
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 Little bugger has blown across the East River to Brooklyn, I am asking him about the Poodle and the Octopus but he's saying nothing .... I and this fly are on Instagram if any of you peeps are ... |
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07-26-2012, 01:31 PM
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Glad Sparano is gone, on the fence about
Mornhinweg..
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07-26-2012, 01:32 PM
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Day by day, night after night... Blinded by the
neon light
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It's time to take the bastard. Now we could do it with conventional weapons, but that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part!
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07-26-2012, 01:35 PM
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07-26-2012, 01:36 PM
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Let's Kill them all.........
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07-26-2012, 01:38 PM
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stumblin mumblin butt fumblin
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I couldn't imagine having a nude Jeff Goldberg running around my house for a week. 
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07-26-2012, 01:40 PM
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Snubbed a man just to watch him cry.
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07-26-2012, 01:43 PM
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After rats, flies are this guys specialty. 
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07-26-2012, 01:48 PM
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Glad Sparano is gone, on the fence about
Mornhinweg..
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07-26-2012, 01:49 PM
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I fly swatter, no?
Kill it with your mind first, patience. |
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07-26-2012, 01:55 PM
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HAIL SATAN!
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My stupid cat can pick a fly off in mid air at about my eye level.
Sometimes, I'll come home and see stuff knocked down all over the house and thought I was robbed.......but it's just the dumb cat catching and eating a fly. |
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07-26-2012, 01:57 PM
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JETS! I hate your freaking guts, you make me
vomit, you are the scum between my toes. Love,
Gata
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buy a frog
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07-26-2012, 02:05 PM
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Day by day, night after night... Blinded by the
neon light
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Last edited by crossfire; 07-26-2012 at 02:10 PM. |
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07-26-2012, 02:09 PM
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Open a window. Let him fly out. I do it all the time.
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