Did you know a staple remover makes a great bottle opener?

[shakin318]

Grabbed a few Guinness bottles to drink at my desk (tomorrow's my last day here), and had no bottle opener. Friggin staple remover works better than the churchkey I use at home.

My tip of the week.

[Big L]

of course, crossfire edit with shakins face.

[Fishooked]

Originally Posted by shakin318

Grabbed a few Guinness bottles to drink at my desk (tomorrow's my last day here), and had no bottle opener. Friggin staple remover works better than the churchkey I use at home.

My tip of the week.

I call bs until you post photos of yourself drinking at work.

[Fishooked]

Originally Posted by Big L

of course, crossfire edit with shakins face.

He wouldn't have to, unless he posted a pic.

shakin's is probably sportin' a goiter or something

[shakin318]

Originally Posted by Fishooked

I call bs until you post photos of yourself drinking at work.

[Borgoguy]

Originally Posted by shakin318

Nicely done. Great tip.

So, I need to ask: Even though tomorrow is your last day, everyone is cool with you opening up a bunch of Guinness at work?

[Big L]

Originally Posted by Fishooked

He wouldn't have to, unless he posted a pic.

shakin's is probably sportin' a goiter or something

goiter - LMFAO! Havent heard that word in long time. :shakescane:

[Jets Things]

Originally Posted by shakin318

Pfft. That's not even a draught can/bottle.

[JStokes]

Originally Posted by shakin318

I invented that.

_

[JStokes]

Originally Posted by Jets Things

Pfft. That's not even a draught can/bottle.

And no widget.

_

[shakin318]

Originally Posted by Borgoguy

Nicely done. Great tip.

So, I need to ask: Even though tomorrow is your last day, everyone is cool with you opening up a bunch of Guinness at work?

I imagine they would not be too cool with the idea (although the broads might dig my rebelliousness). Hence the office door is closed.

[FF2®]

Originally Posted by shakin318

why do you have a calculator?

You know they have those RIGHT ON THE COMPUTER now!!!

[Fishooked]

Originally Posted by Borgoguy

Nicely done. Great tip.

So, I need to ask: Even though tomorrow is your last day, everyone is cool with you opening up a bunch of Guinness at work?

If it's his last day, he should post a pic.
it will also satisfy his photo requirement in the other thread.

Otherwise I may need to call him out on his chicken****tery.

[Borgoguy]

Originally Posted by shakin318

I imagine they would not be too cool with the idea (although the broads might dig my rebelliousness). Hence the office door is closed.

Ah. You should pull a Peter Gibbons and really go off the rails.

[shakin318]

Originally Posted by Fishooked

If it's his last day, he should post a pic.
it will also satisfy his photo requirement in the other thread.

Otherwise I may need to call him out on his chicken****tery.

The pic has been posted. What kind of sh:tshop computer are you on?

[Big L]

Originally Posted by FF2®

why do you have a calculator?

You know they have those RIGHT ON THE COMPUTER now!!!

I have two calculators on my desk...




Shakin, what if someone walks in? Do you have to disguise your frosty beverage in your coffee mug and call it hot chocolate?

[shakin318]

Originally Posted by FF2®

why do you have a calculator?

You know they have those RIGHT ON THE COMPUTER now!!!

Yeah, but the numerals on the computer are too modern. I like to type 80085 on the old style calculator and giggle at how much it looks like "BOOBS"

[shakin318]

Originally Posted by Big L

I have two calculators on my desk...




Shakin, what if someone walks in? Do you have to disguise your frosty beverage in your coffee mug and call it hot chocolate?

No one walks in without knocking. NO ONE.

[Fishooked]

Originally Posted by shakin318

How far away do you normally sit from that monitor?
Leased or purchases?
Is it hooked up to a generator?

Also you should photograph hot broads from your office and post them (if applicable).

[Fishooked]

Originally Posted by shakin318

The pic has been posted. What kind of sh:tshop computer are you on?

It's blocked at my work.
Please rehost said photo on different site that is more user-friendly to me.

Originally Posted by shakin318

No one walks in without knocking. NO ONE.

If it's your last day, why should they give a crap anymore?