POLL: What Do You Do With Little Pieces of Soap? - Jets Insider.com Forums

FF2® · 07-27-2012, 10:03 AM

When your bar soap gets really small what do you do with the little piece?

Jets Things · 07-27-2012, 10:06 AM

Stuff it up my arse for a little while. They my doots are all lathery.

FF2® · 07-27-2012, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Jets Things

Stuff it up my arse for a little while. They my doots are all lathery.

I knew I forgot one option.

Gangrene · 07-27-2012, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Jets Things

Stuff it up my arse for a little while. They my doots are all lathery.

That's very creative JT ... cleanliness is next to godliness.

JStokes · 07-27-2012, 10:26 AM

I always add the sliv to a new bar. Can't stand trying to wash with the tiny little sliver, they don't fit down the drain and I don't want to get the floor all wet walking it over to the garbage.

I press the new bar into the prickly plastic soap holder making a myriad of little indents, I do the same with the sliver, then I press the two indented sides together facing each other and press firmly--kind of like what Superman does with a piece of coal to turn it into a diamond and viola, one solid bar of soap.

Mind you, I need to conserve my soap because the freaking GENIUSES at Lever decided to stop making Pure Rain, so I bought 48 bars a few months ago off Amazon--they gotta last me.

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Peebag · 07-27-2012, 10:27 AM

duece, have you suffered a brain injury recently? Say in the last 40 years?

FF2® · 07-27-2012, 10:32 AM

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duece, have you suffered a brain injury recently? Say in the last 40 years?

Look, lets be honest, NONE of us is going to boink that javelin thrower.

Why not concentrate our efforts on stuff that really matters?

AlwaysGreenAlwaysWhite · 07-27-2012, 10:32 AM

Liquid soap? yes I use body wash...

Soap is craptastic...

1greenNUT · 07-27-2012, 10:33 AM

I'm shocked that "Drop it and hope for back-up" was not an option.

FF2® · 07-27-2012, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by JStokes

I always add the sliv to a new bar. Can't stand trying to wash with the tiny little sliver, they don't fit down the drain and I don't want to get the floor all wet walking it over to the garbage.

I press the new bar into the prickly plastic soap holder making a myriad of little indents, I do the same with the sliver, then I press the two indented sides together facing each other and press firmly--kind of like what Superman does with a piece of coal to turn it into a diamond and viola, one solid bar of soap.

I dont have my contact lenses on in the shower, so if I drop the sliver I cant even find it esp. if it is white. It blends right into the shower floor so I try finding it with my feet.

And you have to rub that little sliver like 100 times just to get some lather from it.

Bar consolidation is my MO as well. Sometimes it doesn't work too well esp. if you are using two different brands, and yes the roughing up of each side is essential, similar to woodworking.

crossfire · 07-27-2012, 10:37 AM

FF2® · 07-27-2012, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by AlwaysGreenAlwaysWhite

Liquid soap? yes I use body wash...

Soap is craptastic...

Doesn't body wash run out pretty fast. Seems expensive.

JStokes · 07-27-2012, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by FF2®

I dont have my contact lenses on in the shower, so if I drop the sliver I cant even find it esp. if it is white. It blends right into the shower floor so I try finding it with my feet.

I can't wear contacts, obviously don't use my glasses in the shower, but Lever 2000 is blue, so no problems there.

Btw, does anyone else shave in the shower?

I've been doing it since college--close my eyes and do it by feel.

Such a great shave, use the bar soap as shaving cream.

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JStokes · 07-27-2012, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by FF2®

Doesn't body wash run out pretty fast. Seems expensive.

I think it's terribly inconvenient given how fast it runs out. My kids use body wash and they are constantly running to Walgreens to buy the stuff--store 48 bars of soap in your cabinet and it's always there.

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AlwaysGreenAlwaysWhite · 07-27-2012, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by FF2®

Doesn't body wash run out pretty fast. Seems expensive.

It does but I think it's only like $6 IIRC.

crossfire · 07-27-2012, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by JStokes

Btw, does anyone else shave in the shower?

I've been doing it since college--close my eyes and do it by feel.

I have shaved in the shower for a long time. I have a mirror in there but I can easily shave without it. But I have a goatee and it helps to see so I can make sure it's even. I prefer shaving cream not soap.

Jungle Shift Jet · 07-27-2012, 10:56 AM

Let's have a song by the late great Bert Berns, shall we?

Jetworks · 07-27-2012, 11:05 AM

I use it until it slips out of my hand, where I then proceed to grind it into the drain cover, thereby vanquishing it forever.

PlumberKhan · 07-27-2012, 11:05 AM

This is why bars of soap should have pits in them.

Peebag · 07-27-2012, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by AlwaysGreenAlwaysWhite

It does but I think it's only like $6 IIRC.

6$ will buy a house in Nebraska, Donald Trump Jr.

View Poll Results: What do you do?
I use it until it's one molecule thick and it disintegrates in my hand	2	6.90%
I dont bother, I just grab a new bar	4	13.79%
I add the sliver onto another bar hopping it congeals to it, making a bigger bar	14	48.28%
I use liquid soap	7	24.14%
What is this "soap" you speak of?	2	6.90%
Voters: 29. You may not vote on this poll

07-27-2012, 10:03 AM	#1
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07-27-2012, 10:56 AM	#17
Jungle Shift Jet Occasionally stoops to uploading hotties pix to boost his postcount All Pro Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Alive with a superior intellect in an erudite world of fine tastes that you will never, EVER acquire Posts: 5,045	Let's have a song, shall we? Let's have a song by the late great Bert Berns, shall we?

07-27-2012, 10:06 AM	#2
Jets Things All Pro Join Date: May 2003 Location: 742 Evergreen Terrace Posts: 9,426	Stuff it up my arse for a little while. They my doots are all lathery.

07-27-2012, 10:26 AM	#5
JStokes Hall Of Fame Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Bergen County, NJ Posts: 20,126	I always add the sliv to a new bar. Can't stand trying to wash with the tiny little sliver, they don't fit down the drain and I don't want to get the floor all wet walking it over to the garbage. I press the new bar into the prickly plastic soap holder making a myriad of little indents, I do the same with the sliver, then I press the two indented sides together facing each other and press firmly--kind of like what Superman does with a piece of coal to turn it into a diamond and viola, one solid bar of soap. Mind you, I need to conserve my soap because the freaking GENIUSES at Lever decided to stop making Pure Rain, so I bought 48 bars a few months ago off Amazon--they gotta last me. _

07-27-2012, 10:27 AM	#6
Peebag being disappointed since January 13th, 1969 All Pro Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: great midwest -well not so great Posts: 7,123	duece, have you suffered a brain injury recently? Say in the last 40 years?

07-27-2012, 10:32 AM	#8
AlwaysGreenAlwaysWhite is all out of fuCks to give... All Pro Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 7,454	Liquid soap? yes I use body wash... Soap is craptastic...

07-27-2012, 10:33 AM	#9
1greenNUT All League Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Port Orange, Florida Posts: 2,641	I'm shocked that "Drop it and hope for back-up" was not an option.

07-27-2012, 10:37 AM	#11
crossfire Day by day, night after night... Blinded by the neon light Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 5,681

07-27-2012, 11:05 AM	#18
Jetworks murse in training Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Staten Island Posts: 7,471	I use it until it slips out of my hand, where I then proceed to grind it into the drain cover, thereby vanquishing it forever.

07-27-2012, 11:05 AM	#19
PlumberKhan BRACE YOURSELVES FOR 12... Hall Of Fame Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Van down by the river Posts: 21,029	This is why bars of soap should have pits in them.