POLL: What Do You Do With Little Pieces of Soap? - Page 2 - Jets Insider.com Forums

Borgoguy · 07-27-2012, 11:14 AM

BushyTheBeaver · 07-27-2012, 11:25 AM

This is why you don't get hum jobs.

southside · 07-27-2012, 11:26 AM

I flush em down the turlet and get a new one.

dmitexxi · 07-27-2012, 11:30 AM

I merge them. Secret to good merge is get a good lather and squeeze.

Gangrene · 07-27-2012, 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by JStokes

I can't wear contacts, obviously don't use my glasses in the shower, but Lever 2000 is blue, so no problems there.

Btw, does anyone else shave in the shower?

I've been doing it since college--close my eyes and do it by feel.

Such a great shave, use the bar soap as shaving cream.

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Originally Posted by crossfire

I have shaved in the shower for a long time. I have a mirror in there but I can easily shave without it. But I have a goatee and it helps to see so I can make sure it's even. I prefer shaving cream not soap.

Having recently shaved off my beard, after 15 years of trimming a beard, I've perfected the two razor technique in the shower. I am rinsing one and shaving with the other continuously ... doing it by feel, I swipe using alternate shaving strokes. Shaving is mind numbingly boring so this keeps me focused ...

Gata · 07-27-2012, 04:39 PM

no bars... no problem

AlwaysGreenAlwaysWhite · 07-27-2012, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Gata

no bars... no problem

Tell that to the CO's in Rikers

SAR I · 07-27-2012, 05:40 PM

At my beach house we have shower drains that have long, sliver-like openings so I like to take the soap, crumble it up, drop it, and use my toes to guide the crumbles down the drain.

At my primary house we have drains that are those little perforated holes so I leave the little last piece on the toiletry shelf under the mirror and adjacent to the towel warmer for the cleaning girl to dispose of.

At my girlfriend's apartment we are too busy having sex and don't care about little soap pieces at all.

SAR I

JStokes · 07-27-2012, 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Gangrene

Having recently shaved off my beard, after 15 years of trimming a beard, I've perfected the two razor technique in the shower. I am rinsing one and shaving with the other continuously ... doing it by feel, I swipe using alternate shaving strokes. Shaving is mind numbingly boring so this keeps me focused ...

Dude, tap the wall with it.

Shave a strip, tap the wall a few times--blades towards the tile--rinse repeat.

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Gangrene · 07-27-2012, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by JStokes

Dude, tap the wall with it.

Shave a strip, tap the wall a few times--blades towards the tile--rinse repeat.

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I'm a little out of practice

Jetworks · 07-27-2012, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by SAR I

At my beach house we have shower drains that have long, sliver-like openings so I like to take the soap, crumble it up, drop it, and use my toes to guide the crumbles down the drain.

At my primary house we have drains that are those little perforated holes so I leave the little last piece on the toiletry shelf under the mirror and adjacent to the towel warmer for the cleaning girl to dispose of.

At my girlfriend's apartment we are too busy having sex and don't care about little soap pieces at all.

SAR I

Jetworks · 07-27-2012, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by AlwaysGreenAlwaysWhite

Tell that to the CO's in Rikers

JStokes · 07-27-2012, 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Jetworks

I would go with Pathetic Story Troll.

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Dirtstar · 07-27-2012, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Gata

no bars... no problem

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

Please, continue...

SAR I · 07-27-2012, 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by JStokes

I would go with Pathetic Story Troll.

I would go with Gullible Dwarf.

SAR I

JetTerp · 07-27-2012, 10:05 PM

How about collecting all the little shmegma looking soap debris, merging them into one large mass and making a mold of ones nipple? Works for me.

Fitz

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Sports · 07-27-2012, 10:14 PM

Extract all the pubic hairs and patch them on my bold spots.

JetsfanfromtheBURGH · 07-27-2012, 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by JStokes

I can't wear contacts, obviously don't use my glasses in the shower, but Lever 2000 is blue, so no problems there.

Btw, does anyone else shave in the shower?

I've been doing it since college--close my eyes and do it by feel.

Such a great shave, use the bar soap as shaving cream.

_

Honestly can't remember the last time I didn't shave in the shower. Always go top to bottom tho. Face to chest to balls. Have been doing that routine for 12 years.

JStokes · 07-27-2012, 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by SAR I

I would go with Gullible Dwarf.

SAR I

I would go with maximum dooshbaggery.

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32green · 07-27-2012, 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by JetsfanfromtheBURGH

Always go top to bottom tho. Face to chest to balls. Have been doing that routine for 12 years.

This threAd is useful without pics.

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View Poll Results: What do you do?
I use it until it's one molecule thick and it disintegrates in my hand	2	6.90%
I dont bother, I just grab a new bar	4	13.79%
I add the sliver onto another bar hopping it congeals to it, making a bigger bar	14	48.28%
I use liquid soap	7	24.14%
What is this "soap" you speak of?	2	6.90%
Voters: 29. You may not vote on this poll

07-27-2012, 11:14 AM	#21
Borgoguy Not one image until my posts are restored. Veteran Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,382

07-27-2012, 11:25 AM	#22
BushyTheBeaver size matters All League Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,922	This is why you don't get hum jobs.

07-27-2012, 11:26 AM	#23
southside Forever Awesome All Pro Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 8,886	I flush em down the turlet and get a new one.

07-27-2012, 11:30 AM	#24
dmitexxi RIP JF XXI Forever! Veteran Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Long Island Posts: 2,026	I merge them. Secret to good merge is get a good lather and squeeze.

07-27-2012, 04:39 PM	#26
Gata JETS! I hate your freaking guts, you make me vomit, you are the scum between my toes. Love, Gata Rookie Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Jersey Posts: 820	no bars... no problem

07-27-2012, 05:40 PM	#28
SAR I is excitedly looking forward to December22, the last home game, The Rexecution Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 38,694	At my beach house we have shower drains that have long, sliver-like openings so I like to take the soap, crumble it up, drop it, and use my toes to guide the crumbles down the drain. At my primary house we have drains that are those little perforated holes so I leave the little last piece on the toiletry shelf under the mirror and adjacent to the towel warmer for the cleaning girl to dispose of. At my girlfriend's apartment we are too busy having sex and don't care about little soap pieces at all. SAR I

07-27-2012, 10:05 PM	#36
JetTerp Back in my day we had 9 planets Undrafted Free Agent Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Cranford NJ via Merrick LI Posts: 223	How about collecting all the little shmegma looking soap debris, merging them into one large mass and making a mold of ones nipple? Works for me. Fitz Sent from my SCH-I500 using Tapatalk 2

07-27-2012, 10:14 PM	#37
Sports Home Sweet Home Practice Squad Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 480	Extract all the pubic hairs and patch them on my bold spots.