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brady's a catcher · 07-27-2012, 11:51 PM

I welcome teh zombie apocalypse...even a moderate asteroid or an aggresive plague.

Bonhomme Richard · 07-27-2012, 11:51 PM

That was seriously the most anti-climactic Olympic torch lightning ceremony of all time, with the lamest "torch". Really? Years of planning for that? It looks like a big garbage can fire in the middle of the stadium

FF2® · 07-27-2012, 11:54 PM

Lots a dicks here.

Ooooohhhh it's the end of the world.....

Just effin relax people.

Bonhomme Richard · 07-27-2012, 11:57 PM

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Originally Posted by FF2®

Lots a dicks here.

Ooooohhhh it's the end of the world.....

Just effin relax people.

Paul McCartney is old, Danny Boyle sucks, and Matt Lauer is bald. And that trumped up bit with the Queen and 007 didn't make any sense.

MY NIGHT IS RUINED.

jetstream23 · 07-27-2012, 11:59 PM

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Originally Posted by FF2®

Lots a dicks here.

Ooooohhhh it's the end of the world.....

Just effin relax people.

You effin relax!

The lympics are serious business. That's America's wardrobe on display out there....and we're getting laughed at. Chinese seamstresses should be embarrassed right now!

Europe just took on another $1 Billion in debt to put that debacle on display....and we didn't even get a Janet-esque nip slip!

SDJETS · 07-28-2012, 12:02 AM

What the heck do you expect from the opening ceremony? From what I remember, the Salt Lake one was equally awful. That's what they always are...

brady's a catcher · 07-28-2012, 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by FF2®

Lots a dicks here.

Ooooohhhh it's the end of the world.....

Just effin relax people.

I'd settle for a massive explosion in Boston...fair?

PlumberKhan · 07-28-2012, 12:04 AM

Oh man. That time I watched that show where that guy ran 329 feet kinda fast was sad because when they lit the candle it wasn't freaking awesome.

Sent from my Double-Wide using Semaphore...

FF2® · 07-28-2012, 12:06 AM

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Originally Posted by brady's a catcher

I'd settle for a massive explosion in Boston...fair?

Molasses?

jetstream23 · 07-28-2012, 12:08 AM

Mitt Romney was right.

BushyTheBeaver · 07-28-2012, 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by brady's a catcher

I'd settle for a massive explosion in Boston...fair?

I just knocked out a good one over a photoshop pic of Britney Spears pleasuring a walrus. Does that count?

brady's a catcher · 07-28-2012, 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by SDJETS

What the heck do you expect from the opening ceremony? From what I remember, the Salt Lake one was equally awful. That's what they always are...

Just have the surgery and make it official.

PlumberKhan · 07-28-2012, 12:23 AM

The opening ceremony for the Olympics is basically the Superbowl for drama majors everywhere.

The theatrics!

The spotlight!

Huz. Zah.

SDJETS · 07-28-2012, 12:49 AM

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Originally Posted by brady's a catcher

Just have the surgery and make it official.

I'm not the one watching it and complaining about it, now am I?

Soberphobia · 07-28-2012, 12:54 AM

Ha ha - didn't see this myself but I post on a Limey football forum and they all thought it was brilliant! lol

BushyTheBeaver · 07-28-2012, 01:03 AM

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Ha ha - didn't see this myself but I post on a Limey football forum and they all thought it was brilliant! lol

So the English are ghey?

Soberphobia · 07-28-2012, 01:05 AM

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So the English are ghey?

Hey, it is a soccer forum.

Soberphobia · 07-28-2012, 01:11 AM

This seemed to sum up their opinions on it:

"I couldnt care less what anyone else says or how they take the piss, I enjoyed it, it was ****ing brilliant and nailed it better than Bejing.

It doesnt matter if there were themes and concepts that didnt exactly translate, it didnt need to really, the Bejing one had loads of esoteric symbolism which you needed a degree in sociology & eastern philosophy to interpret. For anything that might of been a bit English centric it didnt matter as it wasnt on for long enough before it jumped to something else. The music smashed it as well, as unusually there was pop music used, so people could just enjoy the show for once. These things are usually full of ballet and interpretive dance and no one knows what the **** any of it really means, generally they are stilted stuck up haughty affairs, this was relaxed and even deliberately funny at times. A total success."

brady's a catcher · 07-28-2012, 01:16 AM

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Originally Posted by SDJETS

I'm not the one watching it and complaining about it, now am I?

No girl, you just offered historical perspective.

SDJETS · 07-28-2012, 01:34 AM

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Originally Posted by brady's a catcher

No girl, you just offered historical perspective.

Does that even make sense?

Citing the fact that the opening ceremonies are always terrible, including those of the US, makes me somehow less manly than the cranky old cranks b1tching about how un-tough the ceremony is, and therefore the entire British nation, while watching the whole thing?

Right, that makes perfect sense.

07-27-2012, 11:51 PM	#21
brady's a catcher R.I.P Goofy Maloof All Pro Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Alexandria, VA Posts: 6,731	I welcome teh zombie apocalypse...even a moderate asteroid or an aggresive plague.

07-27-2012, 11:51 PM	#22
Bonhomme Richard Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Posts: 4,185	That was seriously the most anti-climactic Olympic torch lightning ceremony of all time, with the lamest "torch". Really? Years of planning for that? It looks like a big garbage can fire in the middle of the stadium

07-27-2012, 11:54 PM	#23
FF2® Believes Sloppy Guy was involved JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 46,624	Lots a dicks here. Ooooohhhh it's the end of the world..... Just effin relax people.

07-28-2012, 12:02 AM	#26
SDJETS Should be renamed SeaJets. Living large in WA now... Veteran Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 1,940	What the heck do you expect from the opening ceremony? From what I remember, the Salt Lake one was equally awful. That's what they always are...

07-28-2012, 12:04 AM	#28
PlumberKhan HAIL SATAN! Hall Of Fame Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Van down by the river Posts: 21,081	Oh man. That time I watched that show where that guy ran 329 feet kinda fast was sad because when they lit the candle it wasn't freaking awesome. Sent from my Double-Wide using Semaphore...

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jetstream23 recovering from turf toe Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Phoenix, AZ (New Jets Stadium Section 246) Posts: 31,730	Mitt Romney was right.

07-28-2012, 12:23 AM	#33
PlumberKhan HAIL SATAN! Hall Of Fame Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Van down by the river Posts: 21,081	The opening ceremony for the Olympics is basically the Superbowl for drama majors everywhere. The theatrics! The spotlight! Huz. Zah.

07-28-2012, 12:54 AM	#35
Soberphobia All League Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 3,449	Ha ha - didn't see this myself but I post on a Limey football forum and they all thought it was brilliant! lol

07-28-2012, 01:11 AM	#38
Soberphobia All League Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 3,449	This seemed to sum up their opinions on it: "I couldnt care less what anyone else says or how they take the piss, I enjoyed it, it was **ing brilliant and nailed it better than Bejing. It doesnt matter if there were themes and concepts that didnt exactly translate, it didnt need to really, the Bejing one had loads of esoteric symbolism which you needed a degree in sociology & eastern philosophy to interpret. For anything that might of been a bit English centric it didnt matter as it wasnt on for long enough before it jumped to something else. The music smashed it as well, as unusually there was pop music used, so people could just enjoy the show for once. These things are usually full of ballet and interpretive dance and no one knows what the ** any of it really means, generally they are stilted stuck up haughty affairs, this was relaxed and even deliberately funny at times. A total success."