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Old 07-26-2012, 12:14 PM   #41
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I can just imagine the moment one of you (lookin' at you -who ever liked kelly-) realized you were touching yourself to a boy.
I'll bet you can.
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Old 07-26-2012, 12:31 PM   #42
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LMAOOOO -Death-

I can just imagine the moment one of you (lookin' at you -who ever liked kelly-) realized you were touching yourself to a boy.
Kelly always tried a little too hard with her persona, tons of photos with various sad boy band photos ... so I am not quite sure how many JI flags she raised over the years ... she did have her fans ... and haters ( drag queens piss men off if they are the last man in the room to know)
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Old 07-26-2012, 12:33 PM   #43
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I was Operaguy.

And I was a LOT taller when I was him.

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Old 07-26-2012, 12:33 PM   #44
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Bad and I love it
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Old 07-26-2012, 03:44 PM   #45
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LMAOOOO -Death-

I can just imagine the moment one of you (lookin' at you -who ever liked kelly-) realized you were touching yourself to a boy.
and what exactly are you doing during this "imagining"?
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Old 07-26-2012, 03:49 PM   #46
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I was/am JetsBabe. That Bozo's Bus dustup was completely fabricated.
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Old 07-26-2012, 03:50 PM   #47
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I was/am JetsBabe. That Bozo's Bus dustup was completely fappricated.
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Old 07-26-2012, 03:52 PM   #48
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I was/am JetsBabe. That Bozo's Bus dustup was completely fabricated.
How freakishly distorted would the schnoz/nostrils on you and Erica's love child look?

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Old 07-26-2012, 03:55 PM   #49
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How freakishly distorted would the schnoz/nostrils on you and Erica's love child look?

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I still feel bad about that petty characterization. She was beautiful. Actually, we became friends over at the "empty warehouse" (formerly known as JN).

But, yes, that kid would look insane.
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Old 07-26-2012, 03:55 PM   #50
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fixed, for context
lol - me fixing a quote was how the last one started.
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Old 07-26-2012, 03:57 PM   #51
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lol - me fixing a quote was how the last one started.
You sell out, mother f**king scum...
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Old 07-26-2012, 04:04 PM   #52
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lol - me fixing a quote was how the last one started.

they'll let just about anyone become a mod these days


































except for Rube-y, of course
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Old 07-28-2012, 09:38 PM   #53
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Lets not accuse Limo as being Kelly. Limo actually has a life, and wouldn't have the time to hide behind another screen name for no reason whatsoever...

On a side note, I'm just DWC; I've always been used during the offseason and spit out during the regular season
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Old 07-28-2012, 09:41 PM   #54
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Lets not accuse Limo as being Kelly. Limo actually has a life, and wouldn't have the time to hide behind another screen name for no reason whatsoever...

On a side note, I'm just DWC; I've always been used during the offseason and spit out during the regular season
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Old 07-28-2012, 10:15 PM   #55
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Lets not accuse Limo as being Kelly. Limo actually has a life, and wouldn't have the time to hide behind another screen name for no reason whatsoever...

On a side note, I'm just DWC; I've always been used during the offseason and spit out during the regular season
That side note sounds kinda sad and full of self pity... DWC

"Wouldn't have time ?"

You have hidden behind how many internet names yourself ? You still put your pants on in the morning and function as a husband and dad.

DWC are you admitting to being Kelly ? Is that what we have here ? Do we need to stage an internet persona intervention ?

No one is accusing Limo but I am frankly surmising that she is Kelly. She is the only person who claims to have ever 'met' Kelly. She said Kelly was a guy and that this guy had admitted to pretending to be Kelly as an internet persona. What straight man would pretend to be a young beautiful woman?
Could Kelly be a gay male ? Criminal profiling has found that in terms of a fake internet personas that transpire in criminal cases; it is primarily middle aged hetrosexual people pursuing their fantasies role-playing as younger attractive people of their own sex.

I prefer to believe that Kelly is Limo, I would like Kelly to be a woman, even if she is not a young eurotrash blond, anything is better than a "Kevin". Limo knows football and loves football players/ football celebrities;Kelly loves attention from men. There is a co-relation; Quantum can crunch the statistical analysis for us.

I suspect Kelly, whomever she is ... is a woman, likely 40's, bored with her life ...very normal looking ... likely tri-state area and has never been to Denmark.
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Old 08-01-2012, 07:43 PM   #56
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Warfish is also known as Nose Cone Of The Poop Log
Yup, although that one (shockingly) never got activated to post. Pre-emptive banning.

I also own "Robert Arctor", who is banned.

And "Panzerhaubitze", who I'd REALLY like unbanned so I could use that name for a while (Fish is old, time to move on).

Thats it tho, no more. Out of emails at current, lol.

Unfortunately for me, my "e-style" is apparently somewhat signature. Even when I tried to not be me, the Mods knew it was me in 2-3 posts.
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Old 08-01-2012, 07:53 PM   #57
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Yup, although that one (shockingly) never got activated to post. Pre-emptive banning.

I also own "Robert Arctor", who is banned.

And "Panzerhaubitze", who I'd REALLY like unbanned so I could use that name for a while (Fish is old, time to move on).

Thats it tho, no more. Out of emails at current, lol.

Unfortunately for me, my "e-style" is apparently somewhat signature. Even when I tried to not be me, the Mods knew it was me in 2-3 posts.
I haven't been banned yet.

I mean. Think about that.

How is that even possible?
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Old 08-01-2012, 09:16 PM   #58
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I haven't been banned yet.

I mean. Think about that.

How is that even possible?
At first glance, aye, seems hard to believe.

But when I think about it, you really don't post anything controversial or graphic tbqh bro. You wargarbl, you bring the lols, but you're not exactly posting mandogwall****ers or 72inchalienswingerschlongs gif's, ae you?

The most "borderline" you go is tales of hot bisexual sisters-girlfriends.

Mods don't generally ban folks for hot lesbo stories out of jealousy.

So, shuttlecock anyone?


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