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Old 02-01-2013, 03:44 PM   #3221
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Old 02-01-2013, 03:48 PM   #3222
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I didn't have my glasses on and I thought this was a chick and a dildo.





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Literally people just staring at me from the outburst of laughter
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Old 02-01-2013, 03:51 PM   #3223
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Old 02-01-2013, 03:52 PM   #3224
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Literally people just staring at me from the outburst of laughter
LOL +1
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Old 02-01-2013, 03:53 PM   #3225
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Old 02-01-2013, 04:00 PM   #3226
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you have to hand it to Stokes, he's in with the ladies. we can make fun of him, but we'd all be the frumpy guy standing by the pay phone, ogling the chick from afar.
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Old 02-01-2013, 04:11 PM   #3227
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All joking aside is she sitting on his lap or is he standing?



























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Old 02-01-2013, 04:30 PM   #3228
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you have to hand it to Stokes, he's in with the ladies. we can make fun of him, but we'd all be the frumpy guy standing by the pay phone, ogling the chick from afar.
He paid extra for touching.
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Old 02-01-2013, 04:36 PM   #3229
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you have to hand it to Stokes, he's in with the ladies. we can make fun of him, but we'd all be the frumpy guy standing by the pay phone, ogling the chick from afar.
I'd like to know what his line is to convince these women to take pictures with him.
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Old 02-01-2013, 04:46 PM   #3230
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I'd like to know what his line is to convince these women to take pictures with him.
" I mean I was the tallest Guy in sixth grade everybody thought I was going to be some sort of giant. I dominated in basketball football baseball then just boom I never grew another inch. I just sat back and watched everyone around me grow and grow I just stayed the same. So I figured id grow id use my brain and grow the biggest bank account any of those bastards could ever dream about. Buy you a drink have a seat please"
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Old 02-01-2013, 04:53 PM   #3231
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" I mean I was the tallest Guy in sixth grade everybody thought I was going to be some sort of giant. I dominated in basketball football baseball then just boom I never grew another inch. I just sat back and watched everyone around me grow and grow I just stayed the same. So I figured id grow id use my brain and grow the biggest bank account any of those bastards could ever dream about. Buy you a drink have a seat please"
great first paragraph for a novel. i'd keep reading.
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Old 02-01-2013, 04:58 PM   #3232
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great first paragraph for a novel. i'd keep reading.
50 shades of "oh hey I'm 6 foot when I stand on my wallet."
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Old 02-01-2013, 05:00 PM   #3233
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" I mean I was the tallest Guy in third grade everybody thought I was going to be some sort of giant. I dominated in basketball football baseball then just boom I never grew another inch. I just sat back and watched everyone around me grow and grow I just stayed the same. So I figured id grow id use my brain and grow the biggest bank account any of those bastards could ever dream about. Buy you a drink have a seat please"
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Old 02-01-2013, 05:02 PM   #3234
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50 shades of "oh hey I'm 6 foot when I stand on my wallet."
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Old 02-01-2013, 05:05 PM   #3235
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great first paragraph for a novel. i'd keep reading.
I would need crossfire to do the illustrations as well as fishooked.

" around the time I was graduating college I swear to God I had heard every midget dwarf joke ever uttered. They're laughs would become my motivation. Was I short yes. Was I handicapped no way. Was every law firm chomping at the bits to sign me? You bet your pretty little ass they were. Think Al Pacino in devils advocate starting out, even I had no idea how big I was about to come. And ****ing inches had nothing to do with it. Let's take a picture for my friend here"
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Old 02-01-2013, 05:09 PM   #3236
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Very impressive, Ragu.
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Old 02-01-2013, 05:11 PM   #3237
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I am assuming it's a short story?
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Old 02-01-2013, 05:12 PM   #3238
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You might just have to have a dick that size to land that.
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Old 02-01-2013, 06:21 PM   #3239
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"My friend is holding a real camera."
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Old 02-01-2013, 06:43 PM   #3240
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I'd like to know what his line is to convince these women to take pictures with him.
they do it for the novelty?


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