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Timmy® · 02-01-2013, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by JStokes

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I didn't have my glasses on and I thought this was a chick and a dildo.

welcome back

Who'd have thought they'd lead ya (Who'd have thought they'd lead ya)
Back here where we need ya (back here where we need ya)

thebigragu · 02-01-2013, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Timmy®

I didn't have my glasses on and I thought this was a chick and a dildo.

welcome back

Who'd have thought they'd lead ya (Who'd have thought they'd lead ya)
Back here where we need ya (back here where we need ya)

Literally people just staring at me from the outburst of laughter

Fishooked · 02-01-2013, 03:51 PM

Welcome back, Short Stack.

Bonhomme Richard · 02-01-2013, 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by thebigragu

Literally people just staring at me from the outburst of laughter

LOL +1

crossfire · 02-01-2013, 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by JStokes

If Gulliver was female.

Timmy® · 02-01-2013, 04:00 PM

you have to hand it to Stokes, he's in with the ladies. we can make fun of him, but we'd all be the frumpy guy standing by the pay phone, ogling the chick from afar.

Carlton · 02-01-2013, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Timmy®

I didn't have my glasses on and I thought this was a chick and a dildo.

welcome back

Who'd have thought they'd lead ya (Who'd have thought they'd lead ya)
Back here where we need ya (back here where we need ya)

All joking aside is she sitting on his lap or is he standing?

<3 stokes

chesapeakejet · 02-01-2013, 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Timmy®

you have to hand it to Stokes, he's in with the ladies. we can make fun of him, but we'd all be the frumpy guy standing by the pay phone, ogling the chick from afar.

He paid extra for touching.

Bonhomme Richard · 02-01-2013, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Timmy®

you have to hand it to Stokes, he's in with the ladies. we can make fun of him, but we'd all be the frumpy guy standing by the pay phone, ogling the chick from afar.

I'd like to know what his line is to convince these women to take pictures with him.

thebigragu · 02-01-2013, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard

I'd like to know what his line is to convince these women to take pictures with him.

" I mean I was the tallest Guy in sixth grade everybody thought I was going to be some sort of giant. I dominated in basketball football baseball then just boom I never grew another inch. I just sat back and watched everyone around me grow and grow I just stayed the same. So I figured id grow id use my brain and grow the biggest bank account any of those bastards could ever dream about. Buy you a drink have a seat please"

Timmy® · 02-01-2013, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by thebigragu

" I mean I was the tallest Guy in sixth grade everybody thought I was going to be some sort of giant. I dominated in basketball football baseball then just boom I never grew another inch. I just sat back and watched everyone around me grow and grow I just stayed the same. So I figured id grow id use my brain and grow the biggest bank account any of those bastards could ever dream about. Buy you a drink have a seat please"

great first paragraph for a novel. i'd keep reading.

Carlton · 02-01-2013, 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Timmy®

great first paragraph for a novel. i'd keep reading.

50 shades of "oh hey I'm 6 foot when I stand on my wallet."

crossfire · 02-01-2013, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by thebigragu

" I mean I was the tallest Guy in third grade everybody thought I was going to be some sort of giant. I dominated in basketball football baseball then just boom I never grew another inch. I just sat back and watched everyone around me grow and grow I just stayed the same. So I figured id grow id use my brain and grow the biggest bank account any of those bastards could ever dream about. Buy you a drink have a seat please"

Fixed

crossfire · 02-01-2013, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Carlton

50 shades of "oh hey I'm 6 foot when I stand on my wallet."

thebigragu · 02-01-2013, 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Timmy®

great first paragraph for a novel. i'd keep reading.

I would need crossfire to do the illustrations as well as fishooked.

" around the time I was graduating college I swear to God I had heard every midget dwarf joke ever uttered. They're laughs would become my motivation. Was I short yes. Was I handicapped no way. Was every law firm chomping at the bits to sign me? You bet your pretty little ass they were. Think Al Pacino in devils advocate starting out, even I had no idea how big I was about to come. And ****ing inches had nothing to do with it. Let's take a picture for my friend here"

Borgoguy · 02-01-2013, 05:09 PM

Very impressive, Ragu.

crossfire · 02-01-2013, 05:11 PM

Sign me up.

I am assuming it's a short story?

Apache 51 · 02-01-2013, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Timmy®

I didn't have my glasses on and I thought this was a chick and a dildo.

welcome back

Who'd have thought they'd lead ya (Who'd have thought they'd lead ya)
Back here where we need ya (back here where we need ya)

You might just have to have a dick that size to land that.

WestCoastOffensive · 02-01-2013, 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard

I'd like to know what his line is to convince these women to take pictures with him.

"My friend is holding a real camera."

Dirtstar · 02-01-2013, 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard

I'd like to know what his line is to convince these women to take pictures with him.

they do it for the novelty?

"i took a picture with an midget, B*tches!!!"

02-01-2013, 03:51 PM	#3223
Fishooked dealin' out shithands Hall Of Fame Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: teh interwebz Posts: 24,715	Welcome back, Short Stack.

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Timmy® JI's own Reverend Jim. Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Vermont Posts: 23,493	you have to hand it to Stokes, he's in with the ladies. we can make fun of him, but we'd all be the frumpy guy standing by the pay phone, ogling the chick from afar.

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Borgoguy Not one image until my posts are restored. Veteran Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,391	Very impressive, Ragu.

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crossfire Day by day, night after night... Blinded by the neon light Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 5,674	Sign me up. I am assuming it's a short story?