Teh Sex Olympics...who will win?

[Fishooked]

(please merge with other Olypenis threads if necessary)

http://www.forbes.com/sites/johnclar...-sex-olympics/

Who Will Win The Sex Olympics?


Durex wins the sex Olympics (Bloomberg).

Who will win the sex Olympics? Durex, that’s who.

More than 10,000 Olympic athletes with be capping willies with the Durex brand. According to recent media reports, within one week athletes routinely tear through the 100,000 condoms, turning the Olympic Village into bed-hopping sex fest. In Vancouver, 70,000 condoms lasted a week. In Beijing, it was 100,000. It’s not a stretch to say that number could hit 130,000 at the London Olympics.

Durex, the world’s top-selling brand and part of England’s Reckitt Benckiser Group, did not pay the $1.6 billion to be an official sponsor and can’t directly cash in on the Olympics like Coke or McDnoald’s. However, after the surfacing stories of athlete hookups with protection compliments of Durex, brand awareness is at an all time high.

“There’s a lot of sex going on,” said soccer star Hope Solo, who won gold at the 2008 Beijing Olympics. “With a once-in-a-lifetime experience, you want to build memories, whether it’s sexual, partying or on the field.”

For the two weeks the Olympians are all huddled together, the Village becomes one big sex-fest, the Solo says.

“I’ve seen people having sex right out in the open. On the grass, between buildings, people are getting down and dirty.”

What does Durex have to say about all this? Nothing.

“We’re restricted by the Olympic organizing committee guidelines on what we can and can’t say,” said a company rep.

[Timmy®]

Originally Posted by Fishooked

“I’ve seen people having sex right out in the open. On the grass, between buildings, people are getting down and dirty.”

Sounds like a party where Southside isn't.

[jetswin]

capping willies

lol

[Fishooked]

Seriously though, those Olympic Villages just be dripping with sweat & hormones...I would hope they have these athletes at least grouped by age.

[JStokes]

The Netherlands Field Hockey Team


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[Big L]

Originally Posted by JStokes

The Netherlands Field Hockey Team


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I feel like Madeline Kahn in History of the World when she's choosing the escorts for the orgy.

"Yes, no, no, no, yes, no, yes, yes, yes, no, no, yes, no.."

[JStokes]

Originally Posted by Big L

I feel like Madeline Kahn in History of the World when she's choosing the escorts for the orgy.

"Yes, no, no, no, yes, no, yes, yes, yes, no, no, yes, no.."

The little blonde one--smack dab in the middle with the big smile

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[Timmy®]

Originally Posted by JStokes

The little blonde one--smack dab in the middle with the big smile

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Girl with the turned head toward the middle.... Picking her would be like taking the giant mystery box on Let's make a Deal. Could get a hot babe or could get "zonked".

[Fishooked]

Originally Posted by Timmy®

Girl with the turned head toward the middle.... Picking her would be like taking the giant mystery box on Let's make a Deal. Could get a hot babe or could get "zonked".

Cue the 'tuba failure sound' LOL

[Soberphobia]

Having seen some international womens field hockey live and up close, the pictures do not do them justice.

[JStokes]

Originally Posted by Black Death

Having seen some international womens field hockey live and up close, the pictures do not do them justice.

I think they were voted "sexiest team" at the Olympics.

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[Soberphobia]

Originally Posted by JStokes

I think they were voted "sexiest team" at the Olympics.

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And absolute root rats as well I'll bet.

[Timmy®]

Originally Posted by Fishooked

Cue the 'tuba failure sound' LOL

a donkey with a straw hat. always felt sorry for him. he didn't ask for that.

[fidelioion]

Most of the women at these olympics are just too masculine looking to be attractive...

But it seems like ALL of the field hockey girls are hot...

I was watching the US vs. Australia this morning...Damn!

[Timmy®]

why are all the gymnastcs girls suddenly wearing styles that look like eight people used a tug of war rope to pull their hair back. what has happened to the ponytailed little minxes of olympics past?

[crossfire]

Originally Posted by JStokes

The little blonde one--smack dab in the middle with the big smile

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Little?

Really?

You'd need a step ladder to eat her out.

[JStokes]

Originally Posted by crossfire

Little?

Really?

You'd need a step ladder to eat her out.

Fast Pass at an amusement park.

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[southside]

<------ Forever Alone

[jetswin]

Originally Posted by fidelioion

Most of the women at these olympics are just too masculine looking to be attractive...

But it seems like ALL of the field hockey girls are hot...

I was watching the US vs. Australia this morning...Damn!

I remember Field Hockey players as wildebeasts that did not seem to like caulking...

when did this all happen?

[Fishooked]

Originally Posted by Timmy®

why are all the gymnastcs girls suddenly wearing styles that look like eight people used a tug of war rope to pull their hair back. what has happened to the ponytailed little minxes of olympics past?