The Secret Scrotum

[WestCoastOffensive]

Originally Posted by Jetworks

With that hat and the sneakers, a shotgun is too quick. I'm thinking framing hammer.

Ahhh let kids be kids.

[WestCoastOffensive]

Congrats!

[JStokes]

Originally Posted by brady's a catcher

So my wife and I just found out we're having a girl, our first child. So excited but dreading having to keep filthy perverts like me away from her. Never too early to start sizing up shotguns, right?

So after we were told the baby is a girl, my wife, bless her heart, said "you're sure, right? There's no secret scrotum"? I think she's heard me make too many Thai lady-boy jokes.

Pure LOL awesomeness.

The phrasing on that is a bit...awkward.

But congrats, enjoy her!

_

[DDNYjets]

Originally Posted by Dcat

and you find yourself aiming the shotgun at asssorted creatures like this...

Ooof. Those shoes. That hat.

Locked and loaded.

Nice pool though.

[southside]

Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515

Send towards southside's way, she'll be fine.

I like your brother better...

real talk

[crossfire]

Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515

Send towards southside's way, she'll be fine.

The chastity belt incarnate.

[Gangrene]

Congrats BaC , an exciting time ...

Originally Posted by Dcat

and you find yourself aiming the shotgun at asssorted creatures like this...

Beautiful daughter, Dcat you must be proud ... tell your daughter, her guy needs a new wardrobe ... it does remind of some whack sh*t I wore in my youth.

[Dirtstar]

Originally Posted by Dcat

and you find yourself aiming the shotgun at asssorted creatures like this...

Originally Posted by Jetworks

With that hat and the sneakers, a shotgun is too quick. I'm thinking framing hammer.

Originally Posted by DDNYjets

Ooof. Those shoes. That hat.

Locked and loaded.

relevant:

[brady's a catcher]

Originally Posted by JStokes

The phrasing on that is a bit...awkward.

But congrats, enjoy her!

_

Eww, that does read as creepy. Just meant that when she begins to attract window licking teenage perverts, of which I was one, I will be prepared to act very inhospitably.

But thanks Stokes, I look forward to spoiling her and making her mom the bad guy!

[Jungle Shift Jet]

Any chance of a 2nd act (eg "gato") to follow up on your very own Gata?

Too soon?

The females in the family never think so

When you getting married? is always followed by ....house...kid....next kid

[brady's a catcher]

Originally Posted by Jungle Shift Jet

Any chance of a 2nd act (eg "gato") to follow up on your very own Gata?

Too soon?

The females in the family never think so

When you getting married? is always followed by ....house...kid....next kid

Absolutely, still need a boy for the complete set! Been married for almost 3 years.

[32green]

Congrats....I get the whole secret scrotum joke.

My daughter is 6 and a joy. Just a pisser and so full of love for life and....me!

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[brady's a catcher]

Originally Posted by 32green

Congrats....I get the whole secret scrotum joke.

My daughter is 6 and a joy. Just a pisser and so full of love for life and....me!

-

Thanks man, can't wait. You have to know my wife also, she's very thorough, spreadsheets for everything, and she was just dead serious with the question, just her way of asking if they were absolutely sure.

[Bonhomme Richard]

Congrats, you finger sniffing mouth breather.

[quantum]

Congrats brady.

And Dcat - with a daughter like that, you might want to move up to automatic weapons to mow down the hordes.

[Big L]

Congrats.

Just so you know, life as you know it will soon be over.

For the better.