Conjugal Visit Night At The Cortland Holiday Inn Express - Jets Insider.com Forums

SAR I · 08-04-2012, 10:10 PM

Lots of noise across the hall in the hotel after the scrimmage, bunch of Jets scrubs with their trophy wives and little kids everywhere making a racket.

Bad enough I'm slumming it to see a scrimmage that produced 6 points in 2 hours in a low end hotel (trust me, it's luxurious by Cortland standards) but being kept awake by sexytime for Jets who are getting cut tomorrow wasn't supposed to be part of the deal.

If they keep this up I'm going to tell them I'm a PSL owner and they'd better be aware of the repercussions.

SAR I

southparkcpa · 08-04-2012, 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by SAR I

Lots of noise across the hall in the hotel after the scrimmage, bunch of Jets scrubs with their trophy wives and little kids everywhere making a racket.

Bad enough I'm slumming it to see a scrimmage that produced 6 points in 2 hours in a low end hotel (trust me, it's luxurious by Cortland standards) but being kept awake by sexytime for Jets who are getting cut tomorrow wasn't supposed to be part of the deal.

If they keep this up I'm going to tell them I'm a PSL owner and they'd better be aware of the repercussions.

SAR I

Did they at least valet your Beemer?

THE_SOOTHSAYER · 08-04-2012, 10:15 PM

Why wouldn't a big wig like yourself stay at the Hope Lake Lodge or at least the Country Inn Suites. Surprised a man with such means cheaped out and chose a roach motel for your family.

SAR I · 08-04-2012, 10:17 PM

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Did they at least valet your Beemer?

Got the minivan.

The "scrub" across the hall is no scrub. I think it's John Connor. His blonde significant other is wearing a bright blue Kentucky shirt.

SAR I

SAR I · 08-04-2012, 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by THE_SOOTHSAYER

Why wouldn't a big wig like yourself stay at the Hope Lake Lodge or at least the Country Inn Suites. Surprised a man with such means cheaped out.

Last minute decision to go, got the last connecting rooms in the whole town.

It's a nice place, new and clean, but too much interracial athlete sex going on here. With the grandparents letting the kids run loose in the halls.

SAR I

BURGERMIKE · 08-04-2012, 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by SAR I

Lots of noise across the hall in the hotel after the scrimmage, bunch of Jets scrubs with their trophy wives and little kids everywhere making a racket.

Bad enough I'm slumming it to see a scrimmage that produced 6 points in 2 hours in a low end hotel (trust me, it's luxurious by Cortland standards) but being kept awake by sexytime for Jets who are getting cut tomorrow wasn't supposed to be part of the deal.

If they keep this up I'm going to tell them I'm a PSL owner and they'd better be aware of the repercussions.

SAR I

Didnt have time to watch Curtis get the nod?

SAR I · 08-04-2012, 10:23 PM

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Didnt have time to watch Curtis get the nod?

What time did that happen? I'll watch the replay on NFL Network.

SAR I

BRONX JET · 08-04-2012, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by SAR I

Last minute decision to go, got the last connecting rooms in the whole town.

It's a nice place, new and clean, but too much interracial athlete sex going on here. With the grandparents letting the kids run loose in the halls.

SAR I

If you get a chance, drive up here to Hope lake and valet my ride please

BURGERMIKE · 08-04-2012, 10:31 PM

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What time did that happen? I'll watch the replay on NFL Network.

SAR I

Just before the start of sports center.

Reruns??? Good thing dolans dont call your shot.

SAR I · 08-04-2012, 10:35 PM

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If you get a chance, drive up here to Hope lake and valet my ride please

As a Prority Club Member, I got two bottles of water and two bags of pretzels upon check in.

True story.

SAR I

Demosthenes9 · 08-04-2012, 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by SAR I

Lots of noise across the hall in the hotel after the scrimmage, bunch of Jets scrubs with their trophy wives and little kids everywhere making a racket.

Bad enough I'm slumming it to see a scrimmage that produced 6 points in 2 hours in a low end hotel (trust me, it's luxurious by Cortland standards) but being kept awake by sexytime for Jets who are getting cut tomorrow wasn't supposed to be part of the deal.

If they keep this up I'm going to tell them I'm a PSL owner and they'd better be aware of the repercussions.

SAR I

What is it dude, not enough fiber in the diet ? Too many prunes in the morning breakfast ? Just what is it that makes you about the grumpiest and most complaining person on the planet ?

SAR I · 08-04-2012, 10:49 PM

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What is it dude, not enough fiber in the diet ? Too many prunes in the morning breakfast ? Just what is it that makes you about the grumpiest and most complaining person on the planet ?

Sorry, you need at least 1,000 posts to get a response from me.

SAR I

AlwaysGreenAlwaysWhite · 08-04-2012, 10:50 PM

Maybe you and the wife should show em' how it's done...

Although a handjob probably won't make a ton of noise...

JetsfanfromtheBURGH · 08-04-2012, 10:51 PM

Don't lie. You were pounding it the second you heard a female voice. That many posts means you haven't seen tail in years.

Jordy · 08-04-2012, 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by SAR I

Last minute decision to go, got the last connecting rooms in the whole town.

It's a nice place, new and clean, but too much interracial athlete sex going on here. With the grandparents letting the kids run loose in the halls.

SAR I

Racist.

Jordy · 08-04-2012, 10:53 PM

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Originally Posted by AlwaysGreenAlwaysWhite

Maybe you and the wife should show em' how it's done...

Although a handjob probably won't make a ton of noise...

30 seconds leaves little time for noise.

Dimitri_0515 · 08-04-2012, 10:55 PM

Ghey

Mohegangreen · 08-04-2012, 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by SAR I

Lots of noise across the hall in the hotel after the scrimmage, bunch of Jets scrubs with their trophy wives and little kids everywhere making a racket.

Bad enough I'm slumming it to see a scrimmage that produced 6 points in 2 hours in a low end hotel (trust me, it's luxurious by Cortland standards) but being kept awake by sexytime for Jets who are getting cut tomorrow wasn't supposed to be part of the deal.

If they keep this up I'm going to tell them I'm a PSL owner and they'd better be aware of the repercussions.

SAR I

Put the foot down, enough is enough, don't they know who you are?

Jordy · 08-04-2012, 11:00 PM

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Originally Posted by SAR I

Last minute decision to go, got the last connecting rooms in the whole town.

It's a nice place, new and clean, but too much interracial athlete sex going on here. With the grandparents letting the kids run loose in the halls.

SAR I

The wife was probably fantasizing about what more than 4 inches feels like.

Dunnie · 08-04-2012, 11:05 PM

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Originally Posted by SAR I

Lots of noise across the hall in the hotel after the scrimmage, bunch of Jets scrubs with their trophy wives and little kids everywhere making a racket.

Bad enough I'm slumming it to see a scrimmage that produced 6 points in 2 hours in a low end hotel (trust me, it's luxurious by Cortland standards) but being kept awake by sexytime for Jets who are getting cut tomorrow wasn't supposed to be part of the deal.

If they keep this up I'm going to tell them I'm a PSL owner and they'd better be aware of the repercussions.

SAR I

SAR ... You never heard of the Statler Hotel at Cornell ?? Fabulous hotel.

08-04-2012, 10:10 PM	#1
SAR I is excitedly looking forward to December22, the last home game, The Rexecution Banned Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 38,710	Conjugal Visit Night At The Cortland Holiday Inn Express Lots of noise across the hall in the hotel after the scrimmage, bunch of Jets scrubs with their trophy wives and little kids everywhere making a racket. Bad enough I'm slumming it to see a scrimmage that produced 6 points in 2 hours in a low end hotel (trust me, it's luxurious by Cortland standards) but being kept awake by sexytime for Jets who are getting cut tomorrow wasn't supposed to be part of the deal. If they keep this up I'm going to tell them I'm a PSL owner and they'd better be aware of the repercussions. SAR I

08-04-2012, 10:15 PM	#3
THE_SOOTHSAYER President and CEO JetsInsider.com Founder Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 11,429	Why wouldn't a big wig like yourself stay at the Hope Lake Lodge or at least the Country Inn Suites. Surprised a man with such means cheaped out and chose a roach motel for your family. Last edited by THE_SOOTHSAYER; 08-04-2012 at 10:19 PM.

08-04-2012, 10:50 PM	#13
AlwaysGreenAlwaysWhite is all out of fuCks to give... All Pro Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 7,452	Maybe you and the wife should show em' how it's done... Although a handjob probably won't make a ton of noise...

08-04-2012, 10:51 PM	#14
JetsfanfromtheBURGH Pirates win 88 games this year. Mark it! Veteran Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Pittsburgh Posts: 2,144	Don't lie. You were pounding it the second you heard a female voice. That many posts means you haven't seen tail in years.

08-04-2012, 10:55 PM	#17
Dimitri_0515 Banned Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 11,182	Ghey