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Old 08-05-2012, 09:27 AM   #1
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Friend broke my arm playing golf WTF?

So, no BS......

On number 15 the day before my sons wedding, and my friend of 37 years hits a poor shot.

im in the cart 20 feet behind him. Totally out of the way.

he turns, throws his club in anger, TOWARDS ME.... im in the cart, drivers side, and hit damn pitching wedge his my radial bone right arm.

Broken. Need 3 staples to close the wound. no golf for 2 months.

DIDNT have it casted until after the wedding. (no pictures of Dad in a cast)

Im not going to sue him, although my Lawyer says its a great case.

As far as future Golf ettiquette with him, I can now yell in his back swing, walk all over his line to putt, etc.

Any other ideas on how to get even?

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Old 08-05-2012, 09:30 AM   #2
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Coffee with a heavy dose of laxatives is always a fun trick.
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Old 08-05-2012, 09:32 AM   #3
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Coffee with a heavy dose of laxatives is always a fun trick.
awesome. that will be on the first hole. get him out far enough away from any chance of a outhouse.

Shart...................... lol well done
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Old 08-05-2012, 09:42 AM   #4
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**** his wife.

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Old 08-05-2012, 09:44 AM   #5
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**** his wife.

couldnt wouldnt that would be helping him.......
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Old 08-05-2012, 09:50 AM   #6
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First thing I thought of....heal up.

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Old 08-05-2012, 09:51 AM   #7
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well, that could be a broken Ulna....... im afraid u forfeit
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Old 08-05-2012, 10:48 AM   #8
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**** his wife.

id need lots o flour and water.... look for the wet spots.........
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Old 08-05-2012, 11:07 AM   #9
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Is your friend a friggin' 2 year old? It's one thing to flip a club out of your hand but only the biggest of immature dickheads actually throw a club.
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Old 08-05-2012, 11:12 AM   #10
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Is your friend a friggin' 2 year old? It's one thing to flip a club out of your hand but only the biggest of immature dickheads actually throw a club.
THIS.
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Old 08-05-2012, 11:16 AM   #11
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I think you deserved it.
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Old 08-05-2012, 11:18 AM   #12
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I think you deserved it.
i was going to putt for birdie my last shot was on in 3 on a par 5...

earlier in the round i hit a driver, then a 3 utility and was putting for eagle.

he sucked all day. he got to be the ''WEDDING *******'' as their is always one.

My sons wedding the next day was perfect. not one thing went wrong.
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Old 08-05-2012, 11:20 AM   #13
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Is your friend a friggin' 2 year old? It's one thing to flip a club out of your hand but only the biggest of immature dickheads actually throw a club.
He plays with other club tossing chuckleheads out west.

Sad thing is, it was the only thing he hit right all day.

''How'd you hit em''? '' pretty damn hard''
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Old 08-05-2012, 11:24 AM   #14
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HERE COMES THE PUTTER TOSS!

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Old 08-05-2012, 11:34 AM   #15
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Run him over with your Corvette.

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Old 08-05-2012, 11:52 AM   #16
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Forget suing your friend.

You, your sopne and his wife should sue the golf course and the club manufacturer and golf cart manufacturer.

Now THAT is a good case.
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Old 08-05-2012, 11:57 AM   #17
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Is your friend a friggin' 2 year old? It's one thing to flip a club out of your hand but only the biggest of immature dickheads actually throw a club.
Gotta agree with Cross here. I might slam the head down and let a few choice words fly but the club never flies. I think I might have to hit him back to be honest. Dickish move on his part for sure.
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Old 08-05-2012, 12:09 PM   #18
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Is your friend a friggin' 2 year old? It's one thing to flip a club out of your hand but only the biggest of immature dickheads actually throw a club.
I've thrown a few into a pond or trap... Never in a direction where someone was standing...
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I've thrown a few into a pond or trap... Never in a direction where someone was standing...
hurt like a ***** almost went into shock... i wanted to kill him, but...... he will get his................
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