Conjugal Visit Night At The Cortland Holiday Inn Express

[ChrisChrusher#40]

LOL, this thread is too much.

Why in every SAR post do I envision a man who acts like The Old Man from Seinfeld?

[NxYxJets]

Originally Posted by SAR I

Sorry, you need at least 1,000 posts to get a response from me.

SAR I

Yet, he responded.

[brady's a catcher]

Originally Posted by SAR I

Sorry, you need at least 1,000 posts to get a response from me.

SAR I

Psst, your schtick is showing.
You may not have answered his question, but you did give him a response.

[Demosthenes9]

Originally Posted by SAR I

Sorry, you need at least 1,000 posts to get a response from me.

SAR I

Note to SAR, you just responded to me.

[Queens Jet Fan]

Originally Posted by Dunnie

SAR ... You never heard of the Statler Hotel at Cornell ?? Fabulous hotel.

Ah so true. Not sure SAR could afford adjoining rooms in the Statler. When I stayed there I rode the elevator with Janet Reno. Now talk about class.

[GandWFan]

Originally Posted by Queens Jet Fan

Ah so true. Not sure SAR could afford adjoining rooms in the Statler. When I stayed there I rode the elevator with Janet Reno. Now talk about class.

Janet Reno? You don't say.. Did he talk to you at all?

[Queens Jet Fan]

Originally Posted by GandWFan

Janet Reno? You don't say.. Did he talk to you at all?

Yes, Janet was actually very friendly. She was teaching a course there at the time. On TV you cannot appreciate how tall she is. I would say about 6'4.

[sec.101row23]

Originally Posted by Queens Jet Fan

Yes, Janet was actually very friendly. She was teaching a course there at the time. On TV you cannot appreciate how tall she is. I would say about 6'4.

Maybe she can play RT.

[acepepe]

Originally Posted by Queens Jet Fan

Yes, Janet was actually very friendly. She was teaching a course there at the time. On TV you cannot appreciate how tall she is. I would say about 6'4.

With a 10" package, no doubt.

[jets1028]

SAR is JI's Hunter S Thompson....

[Jetworks]

Originally Posted by brady's a catcher

Psst, your schtick is showing.

[bitonti]

Hey SAR you think that's bad you should shine a UV light on your bed's blanket

[SAR I]

Originally Posted by bitonti

Hey SAR you think that's bad you should shine a UV light on your bed's blanket

I'm the person who's always causing those stains, therefore they don't bother me.

SAR I

[Jets Things]

Originally Posted by SAR I

I'm the person who's always causing those stains, therefore they don't bother me.

SAR I

With the woman you're cheating on your wife with? Or when you're alone?

[stanner]

Originally Posted by SAR I

I'm the person who's always causing those stains, therefore they don't bother me.

SAR I

UV lights don't show gravy stains, they're readily visible.

[SAR I]

Originally Posted by Jets Things

With the woman you're cheating on your wife with? Or when you're alone?

Alone. Too much work to get a hand towel from the bathroom.

SAR I

[Minkaveli]

Originally Posted by SAR I

Alone. Too much work to get a hand towel from the bathroom.

SAR I

[124]

SAR, did you, your wife and son enjoy the tour yesterday in that nice Revis name and number T?

[SAR I]

Originally Posted by 124

SAR, did you, your wife and son enjoy the tour yesterday in that nice Revis name and number T?

Not me. We left Cortland at 10AM and beat the rain storms back home.

SAR I

[fbutlercpa]

Originally Posted by SAR I

Last minute decision to go, got the last connecting rooms in the whole town.

It's a nice place, new and clean, but too much interracial athlete sex going on here. With the grandparents letting the kids run loose in the halls.

SAR I

Well how much would have been "enough"?

And what bothered you more...the interracial, the athlete or the sex part?

Being both interracial and an athlete, who by the way likes to have sex, I'm trying to figure out which part to be more insulted by.

Perhaps your problem should be with the thinness of the walls instead...