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Old 08-05-2012, 12:18 PM   #21
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Forget suing your friend.

You, your sopne and his wife should sue the golf course and the club manufacturer and golf cart manufacturer.

Now THAT is a good case.
know any good ambulence chasing Lawyers?
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Old 08-05-2012, 12:20 PM   #22
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So, no BS......

On number 15 the day before my sons wedding, and my friend of 37 years hits a poor shot.

im in the cart 20 feet behind him. Totally out of the way.

he turns, throws his club in anger, TOWARDS ME.... im in the cart, drivers side, and hit damn pitching wedge his my radial bone right arm.

Broken. Need 3 staples to close the wound. no golf for 2 months.

DIDNT have it casted until after the wedding. (no pictures of Dad in a cast)

Im not going to sue him, although my Lawyer says its a great case.

As far as future Golf ettiquette with him, I can now yell in his back swing, walk all over his line to putt, etc.

Any other ideas on how to get even?

Smash him in the cock-sucker with your wedge.
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Old 08-05-2012, 12:23 PM   #23
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Run him over with your Corvette.

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lol yea great idea plus i can use the insurance monies if i make it look like an accident......
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Old 08-05-2012, 01:30 PM   #24
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Old 08-05-2012, 01:34 PM   #25
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I have no respect for anyone who throws a club on a course. None.
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Old 08-05-2012, 01:41 PM   #26
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I have no respect for anyone who throws a club on a course. None.
We had a golf outing a few years ago with all the guys at work. What a complete bunch of degenerates fukcing up EVERYTHING. Axel to the golf cart broke, the greens were a wreck. Golf balls being thrown out the back of the cart. What a complete cluster.




Good times.
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Old 08-05-2012, 01:41 PM   #27
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Got that little Bastards office number?
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Old 08-05-2012, 01:43 PM   #28
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Got that little Bastards office number?
1-800- Get- Paid
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Old 08-05-2012, 02:16 PM   #29
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how good a friend is he? depends on the answer - not very->lawyer up otherwise he buys the beer from now...
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That deserves on good shot. Head or gut. Let him choose.
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Old 08-05-2012, 03:01 PM   #32
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Pics or it didn't happen.
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Old 08-05-2012, 03:10 PM   #33
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+1.

Have never understood it.

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Old 08-05-2012, 03:18 PM   #34
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Pics or it didn't happen.

http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images...252012no2.jpg/




http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images...rm6252012.jpg/

ohh... it happened ....
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Old 08-05-2012, 03:22 PM   #35
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That would make a great commercial for Stokes.
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That would make a great commercial for Stokes.



"Have you worked in the asbestos industry? I can get you this and more."
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Old 08-05-2012, 03:56 PM   #37
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I used to work with a Viet Nam vet who when mad, would sit at his desk grasping an end with each hand. Then, whilst turning red in the face would mutter "I'll gut you with a budda knife...I'll gut you with a budda knife."

He would do this until the anger finally left him, and he would have no memory of it.

As I've always imagined what this might look like, perhaps you can try it on your friend and get back to us.

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"Have you worked in the asbestos industry? I can get you this and more."
Lmao!


"Did you wake up this morning? You are a victim and deserve to be compensated! Call 1-800-SUE THEM.

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No such thing.
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No such thing.
they all are...... settlement kings
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