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Old 08-07-2012, 09:37 AM   #41
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The good news is you seem to have bounced back nicely from the woman you were going to marry last Thursday.


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Old 08-07-2012, 09:52 AM   #42
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Ragu, good luck with your sobriety.
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Old 08-07-2012, 10:21 AM   #43
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Old 08-07-2012, 10:28 AM   #44
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Gator, iffin you were at an Alcoholics meeting you would be safe with me.

I'd be like "here's two dollars for cake and coffee, sweety" and walk away.

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Old 08-07-2012, 10:31 AM   #45
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Gator, iffin you were at an Alcoholics meeting you would be safe with me.

I'd be like "here's two dollars for cake and coffee, sweety" and walk away.

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You're so nice ...
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Old 08-07-2012, 10:38 AM   #46
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Old 08-07-2012, 11:26 AM   #47
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My God the answer is ridiculously obvious. Tell her how you feel like you did in your post. AA lady will admire your vulnerability and the trust you instilled with the disclosure and be flattered with your subsequent nervousness which she will interpret as cute. This will result in a positive contrast to her meanie, uncaring ex. and solidify (the charade) that you can be an emotionally stable and loving boyfriend.

Note that my bill is $250; my office does not accept packs of smokes as payment.

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Old 08-07-2012, 11:30 AM   #48
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How long have you been race-walking?
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Old 08-07-2012, 11:43 AM   #49
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At 8 30 and I totally chickened out. Shes too hot and I'm constantly anxious around her and second guessing everything I do. Feel like im in high school with this one.

Today she found out her ex was having a kid and was real upset and vulnerable. And said I should stop by her meeting. Don't want to be a Dick but could have been perfect opportunity doesn't matter I pussed out anyhow. Probably would have been taking advantage of her and wrong to begin with Wtf is wrong with me? Who the **** am I becoming?
Maybe you should change your handle to "thebig*****"
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Old 08-07-2012, 11:52 AM   #50
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Old 08-07-2012, 12:06 PM   #51
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I broke up with my girlfriend. Not that anyone cares.
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Old 08-07-2012, 12:09 PM   #52
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read between the lines: she dumped your ass.
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Old 08-07-2012, 12:10 PM   #53
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Old 08-07-2012, 12:11 PM   #54
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We do Southside ... but you know, Hampur readers need details ... an argument, he said/she said, incontinence, sexual discord ... something to pass the time until the end of the world in December.
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Old 08-07-2012, 12:20 PM   #55
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We do Southside ... but you know, Hampur readers need details ... an argument, he said/she said, incontinence, sexual discord ... something to pass the time until the end of the world in December.
She said...






He said...

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Old 08-07-2012, 12:21 PM   #56
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Pics or it never happened.
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Old 08-07-2012, 12:25 PM   #57
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He said...

'dats beautiful work Crossfire ...
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Old 08-07-2012, 12:33 PM   #58
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whatsa matta with your schween that you need aa batteries?


You could call her and cry.


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A single guy with a poodle that doesn't take advantage of women...








shocking.























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I broke my fap hand. Not that anyone cares.
Betterer fixed.


Ragu, all kidding aside, it sounds like you've got some feelings for this girl. Maybe it's because you've both had to share vulnerabilities.
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Old 08-07-2012, 12:42 PM   #59
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Sounds like the kinda girl you should bring to the Hampur Union.

It's not a party until you've had Goo's sloppy seconds...
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Old 08-07-2012, 12:45 PM   #60
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Prolly deserved it's own thread...maybe told via one of your subtitled movies. We can help you cope better that way.
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