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JETS! I hate your freaking guts, you make me
vomit, you are the scum between my toes. Love,
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lol that's right! thos blue collar sons of guns
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not They were asked to predict the future. They fell laughably short, including some of the most "brilliant" lib-atheist minds of the day. They deserve derision and scorn-can you handle the "Fox" prism of truth that computers don't utilize bacteria?
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All so serious.
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size matters
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![]() Five bucks says Spic and Span melts your skin like battery acid. And WTF is a "prism of truth"? Sounds like something out of Zena Warrior Princess. Last edited by BushyTheBeaver; 08-07-2012 at 10:51 PM. |
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Downright Brilliant
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Im totally confused now.
Its like two textbooks arguing |
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True, I'm like the good bacteria people usually find in yoghurt - probiotics- but get for free here that improve brain function and emotional health. Conversely, you approximate a pathogen that causes a gut wrenching bout of diharrea or worse. Creamy Yogurt, or crampy diharrea. The choice is clear. |
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size matters
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Predictions from the past
"Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons." Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949 "I think there is a world market for maybe five computers." Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943 "I have traveled the length and breadth of this country and talked with the best people, and I can assure you that data processing is a fad that won't last out the year."The editor in charge of business books for Prentice Hall, 1957 "But what ... is it good for?" Engineer at the Advanced Computing Systems Division of IBM, 1968, commenting on the microchip. "There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977 "This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us." Western Union internal memo, 1876. "The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would payfor a message sent to nobody in particular?" David Sarnoff's associates in response to his urgings for investment in the radio in the 1920s. "The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C,' the idea must be feasible." A Yale University management professor in response to Fred Smith's paper proposing reliable overnight delivery service. Smith went on to found Federal Express Corp. "Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?" H.M. Warner, Warner Brothers, 1927. "A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make." Response to Debbi Fields' idea of starting Mrs. Fields' Cookies. "We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out." Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962. "Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible." Lord Kelvin, president, Royal Society, 1895. "If I had thought about it, I wouldn't have done the experiment. The literature was full of examples that said you can't do this." Spencer Silver on the work that led to the unique adhesives for 3-M "Post-It" Notepads. "So we went to Atari and said, 'Hey, we've got this amazing thing, even built with some of your parts, and what do you think about funding us? Or we'll give it to you. We just want to do it. Pay our salary, we'll come work for you.' And they said, 'No.' So then we went to Hewlett-Packard, and they said, 'Hey, we don't need you. You haven't got through college yet.'" Apple Computer Inc. founder Steve Jobs on attempts to get Atari and H-P interested in his and Steve Wozniak's personal computer. "Professor Goddard does not know the relation between action and reaction and the need to have something better than a vacuum against which to react. He seems to lack the basic knowledge ladled out daily in high schools." 1921 New York Times editorial about Robert Goddard's revolutionary rocket work.
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The original road-kill pus slurper. MMMmmm pus.
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Don't need that much, I don't touch anything but the condensed metric non-Irish stuff. A dab'll do me, or maybe just a pinch between my cheek and gum. I'm afraid I don't know of a source who can supply the quantities you require ![]() Maybe a locker somewhere
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Submarines.
![]() Flying cars. ![]() Cell Phones. ![]() Robots. ![]() Surveillance.
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The original road-kill pus slurper. MMMmmm pus.
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Air Mattress.
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