Conjoined twins, would you? - Page 2 - Jets Insider.com Forums

lamont_jordan_rules · 08-09-2012, 03:58 PM

... little tough to tell by those pics ... what's their cup size? ...

l_j_r

Jets Things · 08-09-2012, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by FF2®

Takes a lot of guts.

Double the guts?

NPTJET53 · 08-09-2012, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by quantum

This is mind boggling.

If you got setup on a blind date with them, do you kiss both good night? Do they split/share 1 orgasm? Will 1 accuse you of cheating with her sister? yikes.

too Twilight Zone for me.

There is a serious conflict of interest here. The male has one head, yet the female has two... Do they share tactile sensations in their mouths? Does one moan when the other's mouth is occupied??

JStokes · 08-09-2012, 04:05 PM

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Jungle Shift Jet · 08-09-2012, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by quantum

This is mind boggling.

If you got setup on a blind date with them, do you kiss both good night? Do they split/share 1 orgasm? Will 1 accuse you of cheating with her sister? yikes.

too Twilight Zone for me.

+100000000000000000

What if one likes you and the other doesn't. What if one has to go and teh other doesn't? is on the rag, the other isnt. etc.
If they exchange anything, is it really swapping?

I'm sure there's a nice 2 headed guy out there for them.

Their dates can listen to Janus Ian

records with them.
Or the Doors - Love me 2 times

FFDeuxsh: Howz about a kiss or 2 - I have the #2 in my name.
Dubbleheader: Yep, we're gay! SIc 'im, Orthus!

Dreamers · 08-09-2012, 04:12 PM

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I've never had a 2 1/2-some before.

na that is with a midget.

dustykeller · 08-09-2012, 04:26 PM

what if......the two heads looked like Gata?

32green · 08-09-2012, 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Jets Things

Up the ass only.

Take it out! Harder! Take it OUt! HARDER!!Take it oooouutttt! Haaaarder!

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SMC · 08-09-2012, 04:38 PM

This is quite fascinating and disturbing. One twin controls the right side of the body while the other controls the left. They have to coordinate everything in order to move.

DDNYjets · 08-09-2012, 04:42 PM

Who gets blamed when it farts?

Timmy® · 08-09-2012, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Jets Things

"Conjoined twins" is the nicest euphamism I've ever heard for "genetic abomination." Up the ass only. Breeding with hers would be unwise.

this won't end well for me

Big L · 08-09-2012, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by quantum

This is mind boggling.

If you got setup on a blind date with them, do you kiss both good night? Do they split/share 1 orgasm? Will 1 accuse you of cheating with her sister? yikes.

too Twilight Zone for me.

This is assuming you could actually bring them to orgasm.

Might be a stretch.

Big L · 08-09-2012, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by 32green

Take it out! Harder! Take it OUt! HARDER!!Take it oooouutttt! Haaaarder!

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Is that how they'd get back at each other if they had a fight?

32green · 08-09-2012, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Timmy®

this won't end well for me

Imagine supporting two heads with your shoulders?

They'd look like grapes.

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SMC · 08-09-2012, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Big L

This is assuming you could actually bring them to orgasm.

Might be a stretch.

LOL, but, this is an interesting mystery.

They have 1 set of reproductive organs, but the fascinating part is that with separate spines and brains, each side of the twin has her own sense of feeling.

In other words, if the right side twin pricks her finger, the other twin doesn't feel it. BUT, they share a circulatory system, so if one takes medicine the other one feels it.

So, there could be a situation where both are aroused with the elevated blood flow, but only 1 feels the orgasm because the signals are only sent to one brain.

Truly fascinating.

Gata · 08-09-2012, 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by dustykeller

what if......the two heads looked like Gata?

That's creepy

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thebigragu · 08-09-2012, 05:01 PM

You could break up with one of them. Then bang her sister right in front of her everyday.

Im in

brady's a catcher · 08-09-2012, 05:43 PM

Would it be creepier doing her/them or that 8 limbed Indian girl when she's like 20?

32green · 08-09-2012, 06:25 PM

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Would it be creepier doing her/them or that 8 limbed Indian girl when she's like 20?

Or all three at the same time.

It would look like bucket of eels with two peaches in it.

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brady's a catcher · 08-09-2012, 06:32 PM

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Or all three at the same time.

It would look like bucket of eels with two peaches in it.

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This thread is so wrong...real mutants, real feelings and such...

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