I want my wife to eat mushrooms

[loluchka80]

my wife also hates mushrooms and tomatos. oh yeah, she also hates olives. crazy.

[JetPotato]

Originally Posted by Gangrene

Jet Potato, are you sensitive about you a vegetable classifications ?

Now that FF2 has been sent out into the desert with our collective sins let's be inclusive of all growing things ... com'on mushrooms and tomatoes , you're cool with me ... even if you are not vegetables, sh*t I even like Pat fans

Believe me, I am accepting of all food groups. But I've worked too hard for too long to maintain my vegetable identity for folks to be just arbitrarily assigning just anyone to our proud class.

I would assume as proud fruits and fungi, those folks also don't appreciate mischaracterization.

Especially don't do this with bars (ie misnaming them biergartens)

[quantum]

are we really talking about mushrooms, or is that a euphemism for something else? Its hard to tell with you youngsters and your Internetz lingo.

[Peebag]

I work with a guy who's a vegetarian but hates veggies.....



cheese and potatoes is it.

[JStokes]

Originally Posted by Gangrene

Is your wife a yoga devotee ?

Serious yoga people eschew chewing any members of the fungi family The feel the same way about mushrooms that our dearly departed FF2's more orthodox relatives feel about bacon.

I agree with you btw, mushrooms cooked in butter ...or portobellos slathered in virgin olive oil and sea salt and grilled it's almost as tempting as bacon.

I do a wild mushroom and spinach over tagliatelle that is easily in the top 10 things that I make.

A great winter-time dish.

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[crasherino]

Originally Posted by RazorJet

Well the title of this thread was fun.
I was thinking of shrooooms. Man.
However, there is a ****ake farm in Waltreak Ar and a ****ake+ farm in Shirley. Little ass towns with something neat. I stop when in the area and make Hot and Sour Soup. There is a weird shelf mushroom that they have that is amazing with a roast.

sh!taki gets censored. That's funny sh!t.....taki

[crasherino]

Originally Posted by Gangrene

Is your wife a yoga devotee ?

Serious yoga people eschew chewing any members of the fungi family The feel the same way about mushrooms that our dearly departed FF2's more orthodox relatives feel about bacon.
I agree with you btw, mushrooms cooked in butter ...or portobellos slathered in virgin olive oil and sea salt and grilled it's almost as tempting as bacon.

WTF are you talking about? The Scots LOVE bacon.

[JStokes]

Originally Posted by crasherino

sh!taki gets censored. That's funny sh!t.....taki

Not if it's spelled right


Two "ii"s.


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[southside]

Originally Posted by JStokes

Not if it's spelled right


Two "ii"s.


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I bet you ate a lot of mushrooms in your day.

[JStokes]

Originally Posted by southside

I bet you ate a lot of mushrooms in your day.

Senior year at Syracuse, we have a party at my then GFs house just off campus--150 people easy, me and my friends all get wasted and we all end up the sack at like 4 am (different rooms/beds/chicks--no homo).

Wake up late the next morning totally hung over, chicks are making us breakfast and we're just hanging out having some hair-of-the-dog beers and one of my friends--not the brightest guy, sees that someone has dropped some shrooms under a chair in a corner.

He's really excited, picks them up and soaks some of them in water and eats them, nothing happens, he takes some of the dried ones and puts them in a bowl and smokes them, nothing happens--he tries everything.

Nothing ever happens. No high, no tripping, nothing.

So I go over to the chair where he found the shrooms, pick it up and turn it over and I see...some bracket fungus still clinging to the underside of the age-old chair. I think he hurled for about an hour.

True story.

And no, I've never done shrooms.

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[Big L]

Originally Posted by JStokes

Senior year at Syracuse, we have a party at my then GFs house just off campus--150 people easy, me and my friends all get wasted and we all end up the sack at like 4 am (different rooms/beds/chicks--no homo).

Wake up late the next morning totally hung over, chicks are making us breakfast and we're just hanging out having some hair-of-the-dog beers and one of my friends--not the brightest guy, sees that someone has dropped some shrooms under a chair in a corner.

He's really excited, picks them up and soaks some of them in water and eats them, nothing happens, he takes some of the dried ones and puts them in a bowl and smokes them, nothing happens--he tries everything.

Nothing ever happens. No high, no tripping, nothing.

So I go over to the chair where he found the shrooms, pick it up and turn it over and I see...some bracket fungus still clinging to the underside of the age-old chair. I think he hurled for about an hour.

True story.

And no, I've never done shrooms.

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I used to hang out with some deadheads in high school. Instead of eating or smokeing shrooms, they would often make shroom tea and drink that. One day after their brewing, I looked at the shrooms in the leftover cup. There were sugar crystal type things all over the shrooms that refracted the light to make them look like rainbow crystals. I ate the crystals, and tripped my balls off for a good hour or two, while the tea drinkers didn't seem to be tripping at all.

[BushyTheBeaver]

Originally Posted by JetPotato

Believe me, I am accepting of all food groups. But I've worked too hard for too long to maintain my vegetable identity for folks to be just arbitrarily assigning just anyone to our proud class.

WTF you're a potato.

[BushyTheBeaver]

Originally Posted by Peebag

I work with a guy who's a vegetarian but hates veggies.....



cheese and potatoes is it.

This. I call them French Fry Vegetarians.

[JStokes]

Originally Posted by BushyTheBeaver

WTF you're a potato.

Did you read post #20 or are you pulling a Supe?



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[BushyTheBeaver]

Originally Posted by JStokes

D'OH!! I've got you answer.

Dude, if she'll eat portobella mushrooms--then just buy her cremini mushrooms--sometime you can find them packaged as...wait for it...Baby Bella's or Baby Portobella's. Just don't buy the ones that say "Cremini".

They are just a younger version of mature portobella's.

It's basically my mushroom of choice for cooking along with shiitake, but I'll always throw in some porcini for a stronger earthier taste. From Borgo's hometown in Italia.

You're welcome.

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Will try. Thankee.

[brady's a catcher]

Originally Posted by quantum

are we really talking about mushrooms, or is that a euphemism for something else? Its hard to tell with you youngsters and your Internetz lingo.

Almost sure that in this thread at least, mushrooms = buttocks sex with Aborigines.

[southside]

Originally Posted by JStokes

And no, I've never done shrooms.

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It was a veiled attempt at a short joke...

[BushyTheBeaver]

Originally Posted by southside

It was a veiled attempt at a short joke...

It was a little funny

[JStokes]

Originally Posted by southside

It was a veiled attempt at a short joke...

Bottom 10.

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[32green]

Originally Posted by southside

It was a veiled attempt at a short joke...

When you veil stuff with moronity, its becomes moronic.

Thank me later.


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