Funniest Quote Regarding Tebow Yet!

[crazyeffinjetsfan]

Originally Posted by fidelioion

I really don't understand the need to hate because the man is religious.

What's wrong with be religious?

He has enough flaws as a football player to attack no reason to constantly attack his personal beliefs.

How the hell can you construe this as religious "hate"....It's a joke about Tebow's ball skills, not his religion....BTW, I'm a church going Catholic and I thought it was funny.

[ChrisChrusher#40]

Originally Posted by Dunnie

People that attack religion, color, ethnicity have pretty limited mental capabilities. They have no other avenues of discussion or argument to pursue ... So they fall back on the typical ridiculous banter that so many of their half-witted brethren have bestowed upon them. For clearly the do not possess any original ideas or conclusions of their own.

+1,000.

That being said, I did not see that here, but I do occasionally see just unabashed attacks on him just because of his faith. He is far from the only religious player in the NFL,probably a majority of them are believers to a certain degree, but he is a lightning rod because of Tebowing and such. Several players from many many teams are open Christians, many have been on Christian television professing their faith and its importance to them, including our own LT among others. I am fairly sure that I recall Curtis Martin as well.

[ChrisChrusher#40]

Originally Posted by Demosthenes9

I kind of liked this better:

The person who texted the cartoon had a funny idea but blew it. It makes no sense the way it is. Now, if the lettering was changed to Tebow praying, "help the Broncos win a Super Bowl".... THEN it's hysterical.

[Demosthenes9]

Or this one

[SCITSCAT]

Originally Posted by fidelioion

He has enough flaws as a football player to attack no reason to constantly attack his personal beliefs.

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Originally Posted by Demosthenes9

Or this one

[Jordy]

Originally Posted by gunnails

Found a bunch of one liners'


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Tim Tebow doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Sheep count Tim Tebow touchdowns when they sleep.

Tim Tebow can win a freestyle rap battle with bible scriptures.

Scientists agree, the Big Bang was actually a Tim Tebow stiff arm.

If Tim Tebow was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris.

People with amnesia still remember Tim Tebow.

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/

These guys must be writing for Conan.