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shakin318 · 08-17-2012, 06:52 PM

Can't really play in the hampur during business hours anymore. I guess that's age-appropriate behavior for a boomer like me, but still, there's something about interacting with you morons (and sub-morons -- don't want to forget you guys) that makes me feel good about myself.

Oh, and no more black jeans either.

Do we still do the b*****es thing?

Dirtstar · 08-17-2012, 06:54 PM

apparently boobs are now frowned upon.

no wonder FF2 left (and took his manboobs with him)

shakin318 · 08-17-2012, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirtstar

apparently boobs are now frowned upon.

The hell you say. I said THE HELL YOU SAY.

Dimitri_0515 · 08-17-2012, 06:57 PM

Hit a little snag in your plan huh? Freedom from your job but now no JI during work. Oh the ironing.

Dirtstar · 08-17-2012, 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by shakin318

The hell you say. I said THE HELL YOU SAY.

it IS a vision of Hell, worse than anything Master Alighieri ever encountered.

even former hampur stalwarts like CROfire are saying that boobs should remain covered, in order to preserve a little mystery

the only mystery is when the **** was teh hampur invaded by teh ghey** and how the hell did this happen??

was this SARs plan all along??!?

shakin318 · 08-17-2012, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515

Hit a little snag in your plan huh? Freedom from your job but now no JI during work. Oh the ironing.

LOL yeah, the summer of shakin was cranked up to 11 during July...but I started the new gig on August 1st and -- even though we negotiated for a full month over the telecommuting 2 days a week (I won, technically) -- with some of the initiatives going on right now I just can't do that to the new boss. I've already renegotiated those lost "work from home" days into an extra paid week off in November, during which me, Mrs. Shakin and the two boys are gonna cruise the Caribbean. I am off this coming week though, during which I'll be teaching my sons the fine art of playing the ponies at Saratoga (Travers next Saturday bi****es!!!) as well as depleting Lake George of numerous lake trout.

JStokes · 08-17-2012, 07:05 PM

I peed in Lake George.

A lot.

_

shakin318 · 08-17-2012, 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by JStokes

I peed in Lake George.

A lot.

_

Thanks for sharing.

JStokes · 08-17-2012, 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by shakin318

Thanks for sharing.

I bring teh hijinks and you frown upon it.

There is no pleasing you.

_

WestCoastOffensive · 08-17-2012, 07:41 PM

There's a loop?

What's going on in there!?

shakin318 · 08-17-2012, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by JStokes

I bring teh hijinks and you frown upon it.

There is no pleasing you.

_

Dude, I've crapped in Lake George. And I'm pretty sure I've shot a couple of loads in there too.

I'm not waiting for you to please me, I'm waiting for you to impress me.

Jets Things · 08-17-2012, 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by shakin318

Dude, I've crapped in Lake George. And I'm pretty sure I've shot a couple of loads in there too.

At the same time?

shakin318 · 08-17-2012, 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Jets Things

At the same time?

You got a problem with that?

AlwaysGreenAlwaysWhite · 08-17-2012, 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by shakin318

You got a problem with that?

Interesting twist on a blumpkin...

Gangrene · 08-17-2012, 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by shakin318

Can't really play in the hampur during business hours anymore. I guess that's age-appropriate behavior for a boomer like me, but still, there's something about interacting with you morons (and sub-morons -- don't want to forget you guys) that makes me feel good about myself.

Oh, and no more black jeans either.

Do we still do the b*****es thing?

You are missing the daytime genitalia juvenilia; those of us who have time to scamper in the Hamper during the daylight hours. You vampires can own the night.

Jets Things · 08-17-2012, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by shakin318

You got a problem with that?

Well, if you have a solid object hanging out of your ass while you have a boner... Ghey?

shakin318 · 08-17-2012, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Gangrene

You are missing the daytime genitalia juvenilia; those of us who have time to scamper in the Hamper during the daylight hours. You vampires can own the night.

Yeah, but late night (aka hammered) shakin writes checks that daytime (aka possibly sober) shakin can't cash. Or remember. Surprisingly, I'm still the most responsible mod on JI.

Peebag · 08-17-2012, 08:24 PM

Whatever you do...don't call ffdeuce a pig f*cker around JW....

Jetworks · 08-17-2012, 08:34 PM

No one told you to become a responsible employee. It's your own fault that you couldn't accept the trade-off of career stagnation for Hampur frivolity. Live and learn, palomine.

PlumberKhan · 08-17-2012, 08:43 PM

Shake.

Any way your septic could clog up soon? Irish whiskey is mighty tasty.

08-17-2012, 06:52 PM	#1
shakin318 Beslubbering beef-witted lout Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Location: Funkytown Posts: 7,177	I feel out of the loop. Can't really play in the hampur during business hours anymore. I guess that's age-appropriate behavior for a boomer like me, but still, there's something about interacting with you morons (and sub-morons -- don't want to forget you guys) that makes me feel good about myself. Oh, and no more black jeans either. Do we still do the b*****es thing?

08-17-2012, 06:54 PM	#2
Dirtstar Snubbed a man just to watch him cry. Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 15,790	apparently boobs are now frowned upon. no wonder FF2 left (and took his manboobs with him)

08-17-2012, 06:57 PM	#4
Dimitri_0515 Banned Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 11,182	Hit a little snag in your plan huh? Freedom from your job but now no JI during work. Oh the ironing.

08-17-2012, 07:05 PM	#7
JStokes Hall Of Fame Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Bergen County, NJ Posts: 20,126	I peed in Lake George. A lot. _

08-17-2012, 07:41 PM	#10
WestCoastOffensive Lying to the Smithsonian Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: SF via Strong Island Posts: 26,652	There's a loop? What's going on in there!?

08-17-2012, 08:24 PM	#18
Peebag being disappointed since January 13th, 1969 All Pro Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: great midwest -well not so great Posts: 7,113	Whatever you do...don't call ffdeuce a pig f*cker around JW....

08-17-2012, 08:34 PM	#19
Jetworks murse in training Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Staten Island Posts: 7,454	No one told you to become a responsible employee. It's your own fault that you couldn't accept the trade-off of career stagnation for Hampur frivolity. Live and learn, palomine.

08-17-2012, 08:43 PM	#20
PlumberKhan BRACE YOURSELVES FOR 12... Hall Of Fame Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Van down by the river Posts: 21,014	Shake. Any way your septic could clog up soon? Irish whiskey is mighty tasty.