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Timmy® · 08-24-2012, 10:21 AM

Googled for info and will be going with the boiling soapy water in the hole method

Considered the Plumber Khan method - kerosene in the hole followed by a match.

Considered the Paulie method - hiring a professional, then wearing a winter parka and football helmet while watching from inside a locked car.

Considered the 32Green method - no real plan, then a trip to the hospital.

A skunk ripped up one, so there is a ten inch wide hole at top. They can all come out charging at once.

Beerfish · 08-24-2012, 10:24 AM

You're killing a bunch of people from Georgia Tech?

Dimitri_0515 · 08-24-2012, 10:28 AM

After

RaoulDuke · 08-24-2012, 10:29 AM

I'd pay money to watch this.

Timmy® · 08-24-2012, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by RaoulDuke

I'd pay money to watch this.

no worries. it's Friday night, I'll have a few beers in me.

RaoulDuke · 08-24-2012, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Timmy®

no worries. it's Friday night, I'll have a few beers in me.

Anyway you can film this, then post it on You Tube?

Please?

Signed,
The Hampur

Dimitri_0515 · 08-24-2012, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by RaoulDuke

Anyway you can film this, then post it on You Tube?

Please?

Signed,
The Hampur

Could you imagine a cloud of bees emerging and start heading right for the camera like one of those bugs bunny cartoons?

RaoulDuke · 08-24-2012, 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515

Could you imagine a cloud of bees emerging and start heading right for the camera like one of those bugs bunny cartoons?

While screaching from stings and the burns from the boiling soap water he flung into his face.

Peebag · 08-24-2012, 10:54 AM

At which vantage point will the raccoons be observing the event?

RazorJet · 08-24-2012, 10:57 AM

I favor gasoline over other methods when it comes to stinging insects. And running shoes.
The fumes will piss them off long before you strike a match. So, dowse w/fuel, run, wait 10 minutes, light with torch, and yes, run again.
If you film this and yell Woo Pig Sooie while running away, I'll reimburse you for fuel, ointment, and benadryl.

Dimitri_0515 · 08-24-2012, 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by RaoulDuke

While screaching from stings and the burns from the boiling soap water he flung into his face.

This would so get over a million hits on YouTube.

RaoulDuke · 08-24-2012, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515

This would so get over a million hits on YouTube.

LMAO

He creaps up to the nests, ready to throw the boiling water...when the chicken come from behing and plucks him in the arse.

Pandemonium ensues.

JStokes · 08-24-2012, 11:09 AM

That bucket of water sounds heavy.

Is the wife going to lift it for you?

_

PlumberKhan · 08-24-2012, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Timmy®

Considered the Plumber Khan method - kerosene in the hole followed by a match.

lol...while fun, not effective.

Try Sevin. That stuff works great.

Lone Star Lady · 08-24-2012, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by RaoulDuke

LMAO

He creaps up to the nests, ready to throw the boiling water...when the chicken come from behing and plucks him in the arse.

Pandemonium ensues.

Oh no . . . picturing this is making me LOL.

Found in a cave in rural Vermont:

RazorJet · 08-24-2012, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by PlumberKhan

lol...while fun, not effective.

Try Sevin. That stuff works great.

Would you quit making sense and bring on the Mayhem already.

Dirtstar · 08-24-2012, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Timmy®

Googled for info and will be going with the boiling soapy water in the hole method

Considered the Plumber Khan method - kerosene in the hole followed by a match.

Considered the Paulie method - hiring a professional, then wearing a winter parka and football helmet while watching from inside a locked car.

Considered the 32Green method - no real plan, then a trip to the hospital.

A skunk ripped up one, so there is a ten inch wide hole at top. They can all come out charging at once.

are you doing this for the same neighbor that has you shovel his driveway in the winter?

Fishooked · 08-24-2012, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Lone Star Lady

Oh no . . . picturing this is making me LOL.

Found in a cave in rural Vermont:

LSL wins the thread

I have done the gasoline method and highly endorse it

Timmy® · 08-24-2012, 11:50 AM

wish i had a dollar for every dick on this site

just called the bug guy at local agricultural office. he's not digging my boiling water plan. he sounded exactly like the subway guy on Seinfeld who collected TV Guides

crossfire · 08-24-2012, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Timmy®

Googled for info and will be going with the boiling soapy water in the hole method

Considered the Plumber Khan method - kerosene in the hole followed by a match.

Considered the Paulie method - hiring a professional, then wearing a winter parka and football helmet while watching from inside a locked car.

Considered the 32Green method - no real plan, then a trip to the hospital.

A skunk ripped up one, so there is a ten inch wide hole at top. They can all come out charging at once.

I laughed so hard at that line that I literally spit on my screen.

08-24-2012, 10:21 AM	#1
Timmy® JI's own Reverend Jim. Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Vermont Posts: 23,464	*Killing 2 underground yellowjacket nests at sundown tonight bitches** Googled for info and will be going with the boiling soapy water in the hole method Considered the Plumber Khan method - kerosene in the hole followed by a match. Considered the Paulie method - hiring a professional, then wearing a winter parka and football helmet while watching from inside a locked car. Considered the 32Green method - no real plan, then a trip to the hospital. A skunk ripped up one, so there is a ten inch wide hole at top. They can all come out charging at once.

08-24-2012, 10:24 AM	#2
Beerfish Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 19,064	You're killing a bunch of people from Georgia Tech?

08-24-2012, 10:28 AM	#3
Dimitri_0515 Banned Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 11,182	After

08-24-2012, 10:29 AM	#4
RaoulDuke Son of Ham Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Paris, France Posts: 11,869	I'd pay money to watch this.

08-24-2012, 10:54 AM	#9
Peebag being disappointed since January 13th, 1969 All Pro Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: great midwest -well not so great Posts: 7,106	At which vantage point will the raccoons be observing the event?

08-24-2012, 10:57 AM	#10
RazorJet W P S! !!!! no, i mean it. Veteran Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Atkins, Arkansas Posts: 1,611	I favor gasoline over other methods when it comes to stinging insects. And running shoes. The fumes will piss them off long before you strike a match. So, dowse w/fuel, run, wait 10 minutes, light with torch, and yes, run again. If you film this and yell Woo Pig Sooie while running away, I'll reimburse you for fuel, ointment, and benadryl.

08-24-2012, 11:09 AM	#13
JStokes Hall Of Fame Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Bergen County, NJ Posts: 20,126	That bucket of water sounds heavy. Is the wife going to lift it for you? _

08-24-2012, 11:50 AM	#19
Timmy® JI's own Reverend Jim. Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Vermont Posts: 23,464	wish i had a dollar for every dick on this site just called the bug guy at local agricultural office. he's not digging my boiling water plan. he sounded exactly like the subway guy on Seinfeld who collected TV Guides