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Borgoguy · 08-25-2012, 03:00 PM

I just saw this image and it had me in stitches. It is beyond bizarre. Thought I'd share it.

I love how photographers can art direct (con) these dunce celebrities into posing in the most outlandish (read stupid) poses. What a friggin' tool.

Apache 51 · 08-25-2012, 03:02 PM

Frightening, all the time.

Borgoguy · 08-25-2012, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Apache 51

Frightening, all the time.

She wants so bad to be hot. IMO, that is an impossibility.

Best shots. (Note use of filter on the images, as well as "hair masking") IMO, she looks like a weird tranny with a predisposition to rickets. Very sad attempt at generating attention.

Apache 51 · 08-25-2012, 03:15 PM

I don't like anything about her even her crap from the adams apple up air controlled voice.

Are these the same shots Nicole did? Know she is ok for a Red head.

Borgoguy · 08-25-2012, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Apache 51

I don't like anything about her even her crap from the adams apple up air controlled voice.

I always found her annoying.

crossfire · 08-25-2012, 03:18 PM

Never liked her and don't find her remotely attractive.

simijet · 08-25-2012, 04:24 PM

http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question...5164234AAHCG1d

http://www.vbulletin.org/forum/showthread.php?t=164255

http://www.stormfront.org/forum/t229148/

BURGERMIKE · 08-25-2012, 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by simijet

http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question...5164234AAHCG1d

http://www.vbulletin.org/forum/showthread.php?t=164255

http://www.stormfront.org/forum/t229148/

I started reading those links.... thinkin why the fuq am I reading this?

Joe W. Namath · 08-25-2012, 07:33 PM

She looks much better then normal in these pics. Id bang her.

brady's a catcher · 08-25-2012, 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Borgoguy

She wants so bad to be hot. IMO, that is an impossibility.

Best shots. (Note use of filter on the images, as well as "hair masking") IMO, she looks like a weird tranny with a predisposition to rickets. Very sad attempt at generating attention.

Lolz

BURGERMIKE · 08-25-2012, 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by brady's a catcher

Lolz

I was kinda hot for the tranny... Pre-rickets of course.

LSJF · 08-25-2012, 10:18 PM

[QUOTE=Borgoguy;4564139]

Nice legs though...

DDNYjets · 08-25-2012, 10:40 PM

Did anyone see Nicole Kidmans spread she just did in a magazine. Looked hot as hell. I'd post pics but using a phone.

Dirtstar · 08-26-2012, 03:27 AM

needless to say, upon reading the thread title and seeing who the author was I expected something completely different.

I am disappoint, muchacho.

32green · 08-26-2012, 07:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Borgoguy

I just saw this image and it had me in stitches. It is beyond bizarre. Thought I'd share it.

I love how photographers can art direct (con) these dunce celebrities into posing in the most outlandish (read stupid) poses. What a friggin' tool.

Looks like Timmmy's neighbor addressing Dimitri's chipmunk problem.

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Originally Posted by Borgoguy

She wants so bad to be hot. IMO, that is an impossibility.

Just like that who-ha Mariah Carey.

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crossfire · 08-26-2012, 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by 32green

Looks like Timmmy's neighbor addressing Dimitri's chipmunk problem.

Borgoguy · 08-26-2012, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by BURGERMIKE

I started reading those links.... thinkin why the fuq am I reading this?

I lasted .000296 of a second before clicking off. (Sounds lewd.

)

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Originally Posted by BURGERMIKE

I was kinda hot for the tranny... Pre-rickets of course.

LOL.

[QUOTE=LSJF;4564458]

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Originally Posted by Borgoguy

Nice legs though...

Look airbrushed, but not bad.

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Originally Posted by Dirtstar

needless to say, upon reading the thread title and seeing who the author was I expected something completely different.

I am disappoint, muchacho.

Sorry, DS.

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Originally Posted by 32green

Looks like Timmmy's neighbor addressing Dimitri's chipmunk problem.

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LOL.

Borgoguy · 08-26-2012, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by DDNYjets

Did anyone see Nicole Kidmans spread she just did in a magazine. Looked hot as hell. I'd post pics but using a phone.

Yeah, I did. (Same magazine as Celine, BTW, V.) She looks very good in the shots.

As with the Celine photos, tons of filter. Unlike Celine, I would bang/munch the living heck out of Kidman, who I've always found supremely sexy.

08-25-2012, 03:00 PM	#1
Borgoguy Not one image until my posts are restored. Veteran Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,337	CELINE'S MASTER STROKE I just saw this image and it had me in stitches. It is beyond bizarre. Thought I'd share it. I love how photographers can art direct (con) these dunce celebrities into posing in the most outlandish (read stupid) poses. What a friggin' tool.

08-25-2012, 03:02 PM	#2
Apache 51 Let's Kill them all......... Hall Of Fame Join Date: May 2009 Location: In Morris Co.,N.J.,at the right end of a Browning 12 gauge Posts: 12,607	Frightening, all the time.

08-25-2012, 03:15 PM	#4
Apache 51 Let's Kill them all......... Hall Of Fame Join Date: May 2009 Location: In Morris Co.,N.J.,at the right end of a Browning 12 gauge Posts: 12,607	I don't like anything about her even her crap from the adams apple up air controlled voice. Are these the same shots Nicole did? Know she is ok for a Red head.

08-25-2012, 03:18 PM	#6
crossfire Day by day, night after night... Blinded by the neon light Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 5,661	Never liked her and don't find her remotely attractive.

08-25-2012, 04:24 PM	#7
simijet All League Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Simi Valley, CA Posts: 4,184	http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question...5164234AAHCG1d http://www.vbulletin.org/forum/showthread.php?t=164255 http://www.stormfront.org/forum/t229148/

08-25-2012, 07:33 PM	#9
Joe W. Namath Darrell Bevell for HC in 2014. All Pro Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Boynton Beach, FL Posts: 7,813	She looks much better then normal in these pics. Id bang her.

08-25-2012, 10:18 PM	#12
LSJF Brother, Where You Been? Veteran Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 1,385	[QUOTE=Borgoguy;4564139] Nice legs though...

08-25-2012, 10:40 PM	#13
DDNYjets Bye week buh bye Rex Hall Of Fame Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: New York Posts: 12,199	Did anyone see Nicole Kidmans spread she just did in a magazine. Looked hot as hell. I'd post pics but using a phone.

08-26-2012, 03:27 AM	#14
Dirtstar Snubbed a man just to watch him cry. Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 15,773	needless to say, upon reading the thread title and seeing who the author was I expected something completely different. I am disappoint, muchacho.