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Dimitri_0515 · 08-25-2012, 08:25 PM

Since March I've had these quarter sized holes in my front and back yard. I thought they were field mice at first but it ended up being chipmunks.

Now these little fukcers dig new holes once the other holes have been filled. I have tried everything to get rid of these *******s, spray, flooding the holes with water. I even tried the sticky tape right outside the holes. The ******* ended up ****ting a little rolli poli on the tape.

Think I might try the Timmy approach and go the gasoline way. The holes are a little close to the deck that I'm worried about.

Any suggestions?

The_Rigger · 08-25-2012, 08:39 PM

Buy an Owl Decoy...or a real owl if you want

or go to a hunting supply store of some nature and find fox urine....foxes are their number 1 predator or close to it

acepepe · 08-25-2012, 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515

Since March I've had these quarter sized holes in my front and back yard. I thought they were field mice at first but it ended up being chipmunks.

Now these little fukcers dig new holes once the other holes have been filled. I have tried everything to get rid of these *******s, spray, flooding the holes with water. I even tried the sticky tape right outside the holes. The ******* ended up ****ting a little rolli poli on the tape.

Think I might try the Timmy approach and go the gasoline way. The holes are a little close to the deck that I'm worried about.

Any suggestions?

The_Rigger · 08-25-2012, 08:46 PM

they also have electronic contraptions that make an sound they hate

Dimitri_0515 · 08-25-2012, 08:47 PM

Forgot to mention that "chuck" mocks me. One of the holes is by my hose. When I went to shut the hose off, chuck sticks his fat face to see what's going on. I yell mother fukcer and he backs back in the hole. This really is like Caddyshack.

The_Rigger · 08-25-2012, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515

Forgot to mention that "chuck" mocks me. One of the holes is by my hose. When I went to shut the hose off, chuck sticks his fat face to see what's going on. I yell mother fukcer and he backs back in the hole. This really is like Caddyshack.

you could always try reverse psychology...go find a butcher or go hunting get a squirrel or similar bbq that focker up on a skewer and pull up a chair and wait for him to try to mock you and make him fear for his poor lil soul

crossfire · 08-25-2012, 09:12 PM

JetsFanatic · 08-25-2012, 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515

Since March I've had these quarter sized holes in my front and back yard. I thought they were field mice at first but it ended up being chipmunks.

Now these little fukcers dig new holes once the other holes have been filled. I have tried everything to get rid of these *******s, spray, flooding the holes with water. I even tried the sticky tape right outside the holes. The ******* ended up ****ting a little rolli poli on the tape.

Think I might try the Timmy approach and go the gasoline way. The holes are a little close to the deck that I'm worried about.

Any suggestions?

Timmy® · 08-25-2012, 09:31 PM

I like chipmunks. My wife feeds them early in the morning and they actually let her pet them.

Very cute animals. Don't know why anyone would want to hurt them.

Big L · 08-25-2012, 09:34 PM

Get a cat. I'll rent you mine. Kills every chipmunk within a two house radius. Work is usually complete in early July.

Dimitri_0515 · 08-25-2012, 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Timmy®

I like chipmunks. My wife feeds them early in the morning and they actually let her pet them.

Very cute animals. Don't know why anyone would want to hurt them.

There are about 8 or 9 holes in the front yard and eventually end up trying to dig in through the house. They are cute... but really try to mock you and are asshoIes.

Stop digging up my yard fukcers.

The Boston Patriot · 08-25-2012, 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515

Since March I've had these quarter sized holes in my front and back yard. I thought they were field mice at first but it ended up being chipmunks.

Now these little fukcers dig new holes once the other holes have been filled. I have tried everything to get rid of these *******s, spray, flooding the holes with water. I even tried the sticky tape right outside the holes. The ******* ended up ****ting a little rolli poli on the tape.

Think I might try the Timmy approach and go the gasoline way. The holes are a little close to the deck that I'm worried about.

Any suggestions?

Pellet gun.

The Boston Patriot · 08-25-2012, 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Timmy®

I like chipmunks. My wife feeds them early in the morning and they actually let her pet them.

Very cute animals. Don't know why anyone would want to hurt them.

How about the fact that they are rodents, no different from a rat or a squirrel.

crossfire · 08-25-2012, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Timmy®

I like chipmunks. My wife feeds them early in the morning and they actually let her pet them.

Very cute animals. Don't know why anyone would want to hurt them.

Say the hypocritic, wanna-bee killer.

The_Rigger · 08-25-2012, 10:43 PM

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Say the hypocritic, wanna-bee killer.

Its crazy a hate induced bee murderer condemning some one trying to simply re-home rabid chipmucks...the world we live in these days

those poor bees just trying to enjoy a early fall getaway to VT

IndianaJet · 08-26-2012, 07:38 AM

Here's a little trick.

Go to the pet store and buy a bunch of Rabbit or Gerbil treats. You know the kind that has a mix of tasty little morsels likes nuts, corn kernels, dried fruits and veggies. Not that pellet crap. Wild animals don't like that ****.

Then go to the hardware store and buy some grade A rat poison.

Mix the tasty little treats with the poison then put nice little piles of the mixture just outside of their holes.

They'll see the treats and think "Hey this Dimitri guy is a pretty swell fella" and then they proceed to eat it all up poison and all.

You'll be picking up little chipmunk carcasses in no time.

32green · 08-26-2012, 07:45 AM

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Originally Posted by IndianaJet

then they proceed to eat it all up poison and all.

You'll be picking up little chipmunk carcasses in no time.

Or...they feel ill and crawl into their little holes and die, causing the whole yard to smell like a morgue in august.
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Timmy® · 08-26-2012, 08:34 AM

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Originally Posted by crossfire

Say the hypocritic, wanna-bee killer.

animals > people > biting insects > Gary Moore

1greenNUT · 08-26-2012, 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by crossfire

Haha. I would love to see your google images search history.

IndianaJet · 08-26-2012, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by 32green

Or...they feel ill and crawl into their little holes and die, causing the whole yard to smell like a morgue in august.
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Tiny little chipmunks....nah you'll never smell them. As someone with experience burying things in shallow graves trust me you need at least......oh maybe I've said too much...

08-25-2012, 08:25 PM	#1
Dimitri_0515 Banned Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 11,182	Chipmunks Since March I've had these quarter sized holes in my front and back yard. I thought they were field mice at first but it ended up being chipmunks. Now these little fukcers dig new holes once the other holes have been filled. I have tried everything to get rid of these *****s, spray, flooding the holes with water. I even tried the sticky tape right outside the holes. The *** ended up **ting a little rolli poli on the tape. Think I might try the Timmy approach and go the gasoline way. The holes are a little close to the deck that I'm worried about. Any suggestions?

08-25-2012, 08:39 PM	#2
The_Rigger Theres nothing that cant be fixed with a little Boom-Boom Practice Squad Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: where ever uncle sam sends me Posts: 33	Buy an Owl Decoy...or a real owl if you want or go to a hunting supply store of some nature and find fox urine....foxes are their number 1 predator or close to it

08-25-2012, 08:46 PM	#4
The_Rigger Theres nothing that cant be fixed with a little Boom-Boom Practice Squad Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: where ever uncle sam sends me Posts: 33	they also have electronic contraptions that make an sound they hate

08-25-2012, 08:47 PM	#5
Dimitri_0515 Banned Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 11,182	Forgot to mention that "chuck" mocks me. One of the holes is by my hose. When I went to shut the hose off, chuck sticks his fat face to see what's going on. I yell mother fukcer and he backs back in the hole. This really is like Caddyshack.

08-25-2012, 09:12 PM	#7
crossfire Day by day, night after night... Blinded by the neon light Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 5,671

08-25-2012, 09:31 PM	#9
Timmy® JI's own Reverend Jim. Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Vermont Posts: 23,475	I like chipmunks. My wife feeds them early in the morning and they actually let her pet them. Very cute animals. Don't know why anyone would want to hurt them.

08-25-2012, 09:34 PM	#10
Big L Plus six thousand posts Veteran Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: It's all relative Posts: 1,054	Get a cat. I'll rent you mine. Kills every chipmunk within a two house radius. Work is usually complete in early July.

08-26-2012, 07:38 AM	#16
IndianaJet Hoosiers! All League Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Location: Fishers, Indiana Posts: 3,477	Here's a little trick. Go to the pet store and buy a bunch of Rabbit or Gerbil treats. You know the kind that has a mix of tasty little morsels likes nuts, corn kernels, dried fruits and veggies. Not that pellet crap. Wild animals don't like that ****. Then go to the hardware store and buy some grade A rat poison. Mix the tasty little treats with the poison then put nice little piles of the mixture just outside of their holes. They'll see the treats and think "Hey this Dimitri guy is a pretty swell fella" and then they proceed to eat it all up poison and all. You'll be picking up little chipmunk carcasses in no time.