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Old 09-05-2012, 05:54 PM   #1
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Anyone else tired of doing someone else's job?

I sure am. I was told today that "It's the price of being successful." I'll be sure to follow up with my own spin, "Part of being successful is knowing when to cut the line."
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Old 09-05-2012, 05:55 PM   #2
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Sounds like it's time for a cocktail.

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Old 09-05-2012, 06:05 PM   #3
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Your boss is making you blow her husband, huh?
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Old 09-05-2012, 06:05 PM   #4
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You aint kidding!

25 days sober. bleh
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Old 09-05-2012, 06:06 PM   #5
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Your boss is making you blow her husband, huh?
LMAO. You have a beautiful mind, I mean that.
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Old 09-05-2012, 06:16 PM   #6
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Only a man knows what a man wants.



So I dont know why she asked Southslide.





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Old 09-05-2012, 06:38 PM   #7
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Sounds like it's time for a cocktail.

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since Downside gets no tail, maybe it's just time for cock
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Old 09-05-2012, 06:38 PM   #8
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since Downside gets no tail, maybe it's just time for cock
Automatically doubles your chances of getting a date.

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Old 09-05-2012, 06:48 PM   #9
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At least I'm top 3 material... I can still hang my hat on that. As long as I mean something to you guys that's all that matters.
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Old 09-05-2012, 07:14 PM   #10
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I sure am. I was told today that "It's the price of being successful." I'll be sure to follow up with my own spin, "Part of being successful is knowing when to cut the line."
Out of a department of 110, only 15 of us do anything of value. But its govt, so its ok.
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Old 09-05-2012, 07:15 PM   #11
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But not entirely without merit.
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Old 09-05-2012, 08:23 PM   #12
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Old 09-05-2012, 08:29 PM   #13
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I sure am. I was told today that "It's the price of being successful." I'll be sure to follow up with my own spin, "Part of being successful is knowing when to cut the line."
Northside would have slapped the pudding out of the "it's the price of being successful" wise-ass and left work early with your two hottest female co-workers. You should follow your brother's lead on this one.
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Old 09-05-2012, 11:50 PM   #14
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Northside would have slapped the pudding out of the "it's the price of being successful" wise-ass and left work early with your two hottest female co-workers. You should follow your brother's lead on this one.
You should hear how he got the name northside....
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Old 09-06-2012, 10:06 AM   #15
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You should hear how he got the name northside....
Isn't it obvious: he;s the pitcher, you're the catcher, like Tom Lady.
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Old 09-06-2012, 10:37 AM   #16
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Isn't it obvious: he;s the pitcher, you're the catcher, like Tom Lady.
No. Not funny either.
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Old 09-06-2012, 10:38 AM   #17
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So I get a phone call this morning saving me from this hell hole of a "manager" who's trying to get me to do some tedious ass sh!t that's below my skill level. My manager is the bomb!
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Old 09-06-2012, 10:46 AM   #18
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So I get a phone call this morning saving me from this hell hole of a "manager" who's trying to get me to do some tedious ass sh!t that's below my skill level. My manager is the bomb!
Nothing worse than a dry alcoholic

Seriously speaking, how about looking for another gig, maybe now is the time ... ?
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Old 09-06-2012, 10:50 AM   #19
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Carlton is tired of banging chicks you should have banged.
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