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LockeJET · 09-06-2012, 04:49 PM

1. Someone smacked into my brand new 2012 Cadillac SRX this morning.

2. Mid morning after I settled down about the car, I dropped my iphone and the screen totally shattered.

3. Then in the afternoon my eyes were bothering me and I now have Conjunctivitis in both eyes.

JETS BETTER WIN SUNDAY!!!!

crasherino · 09-06-2012, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by LockeJET

1. Someone smacked into my brand new 2012 Cadillac SRX this morning.

2. Mid morning after I settled down about the car, I dropped my iphone and the screen totally shattered.

3. Then in the afternoon my eyes were bothering me and I now have Conjunctivitis in both eyes.

JETS BETTER WIN SUNDAY!!!!

That probably sucks. That was always going to be my built in excuse whenever I needed a good excuse to bail out of school or work over the years. No one wants to be near you with pink eye.

chesapeakejet · 09-06-2012, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by LockeJET

1. Someone smacked into my brand new 2012 Cadillac SRX this morning.

2. Mid morning after I settled down about the car, I dropped my iphone and the screen totally shattered.

3. Then in the afternoon my eyes were bothering me and I now have Conjunctivitis in both eyes.

JETS BETTER WIN SUNDAY!!!!

Wow, that sucks.

Dirtstar · 09-06-2012, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by chesapeakejet

Wow, that sucks.

close encounters of the Red Ghey kind??

Carlton · 09-06-2012, 05:11 PM

Wow that is brutal. At least you aren't PatsFanTX.

32green · 09-06-2012, 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by LockeJET

3. Then in the afternoon my eyes were bothering me and I now have Conjunctivitis in both eyes.
!!!

If I were you Id sew my arse shut, pronto.

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Gata · 09-06-2012, 05:45 PM

If you do have conjunctivitis I would advise you to stop looking at really bright screens .
ie. computers, & TV's
get better try to get some sleep.

at least you're not banned like FF2

PlumberKhan · 09-06-2012, 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by LockeJET

1. Someone smacked into my brand new 2012 Cadillac SRX this morning.

2. Mid morning after I settled down about the car, I dropped my iphone and the screen totally shattered.

3. Then in the afternoon my eyes were bothering me and I now have Conjunctivitis in both eyes.

JETS BETTER WIN SUNDAY!!!!

I'm gonna say that you should probably think about taking the day off tomorrow.

That's a heckuva brutal day!

Borgoguy · 09-06-2012, 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by crasherino

That probably sucks. That was always going to be my built in excuse whenever I needed a good excuse to bail out of school or work over the years. No one wants to be near you with pink eye.

My son caught this in kindergarten and second grade. (Grade school: Nature's petri dish.) No big deal. Just get the antibiotic eye drops from your doctor and it clears up real fast.

LockeJET · 09-06-2012, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Borgoguy

Just get the antibiotic eye drops from your doctor and it clears up real fast.

Got em!

adpz · 09-06-2012, 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by LockeJET

Got em!

And if they itch, pour lukewarm black tea in them. No BS - works fantastically

Borgoguy · 09-06-2012, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by LockeJET

Got em!

If I remember correctly, you stop being infectious after the first day's application. At least that's what my kid's* pediatrician told us.

BTW, he's now a high school freshman. What!? Where the f**k did 14 years go?

32green · 09-06-2012, 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by adpz

And if they itch, pour lukewarm black tea in them. No BS - works fantastically

Cut to Locke accidentally picking up the hot cup of tea.

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Borgoguy · 09-06-2012, 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by 32green

Cut to Locke accidentally picking up the hot cup of tea.

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"Hey, if lukewarm tea works on the itch, I bet a bowl of scalding consommé (properly clarified, of course) in each eye would really do the trick!"

crossfire · 09-06-2012, 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Gata

If you do have conjunctivitis I would advise you to stop looking at really bright screens .
ie. computers, & TV's
get better try to get some sleep.

at least you're not FF2

Fixed

TokyoJetsFan · 09-06-2012, 06:34 PM

they discussed how you get pinkeye in the movie Knocked Up. Not saying this is how you got it Locke, but just sayin.

Jonah: We got pinkeye.
Ben Stone: Were you giving butterfly kisses or something?
Jason: Ha ha ha, very funny That's not how you get pinkeye. You get it from poo particles making their way into your ocular cavities.
Jay: Um, I farted on Jason's pillow as a practical joke. He farted on Jonah's, thinking it was mine, and then eventually pinkeyed my pillow. I'm not proud any of this, but I think we're all forgiven each other. Um, but we can't go anywhere.
Pete: You can get pinkeye from farting in a pillow?
Jonah: Totally!
Pete: That's awesome!
Jonah: Jesus, Martin got it bad. What, did someone take a dump on your eye?
Martin: No. No pinkeye for me. I'm just really... high.

Jetworks · 09-06-2012, 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by LockeJET

2.... I dropped my iphone and the screen totally shattered.

3. Then in the afternoon my eyes were bothering me and I now have Conjunctivitis in both eyes.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gata

If you do have conjunctivitis I would advise you to stop looking at really bright screens .
ie. computers, & TV's

Not all bad, #2 begat a solution for #3, apparently.

Seriously, hope your week improves.

NYJCAP2 · 09-06-2012, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Gata

If you do have conjunctivitis I would advise you to stop looking at really bright screens .
ie. computers, & TV's
get better try to get some sleep.

at least you're not banned like FF2

He's not banned, he's just singing along to Animal's new workout plan.

NYJCAP2 · 09-06-2012, 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by LockeJET

Got em!

And stop letting Tokyo fart on your pillow.

escamoter2 · 09-06-2012, 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by LockeJET

1. Someone smacked into my brand new 2012 Cadillac SRX this morning.

2. Mid morning after I settled down about the car, I dropped my iphone and the screen totally shattered.

3. Then in the afternoon my eyes were bothering me and I now have Conjunctivitis in both eyes.

JETS BETTER WIN SUNDAY!!!!

could be worse

09-06-2012, 04:49 PM	#1
LockeJET pooping, but thinking of you! Hall of Fame Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Posts: 15,960	What a farkin day I've had *es! 1. Someone smacked into my brand new 2012 Cadillac SRX this morning. 2. Mid morning after I settled down about the car, I dropped my iphone and the screen totally shattered. 3. Then in the afternoon my eyes were bothering me and I now have Conjunctivitis in both eyes. JETS BETTER WIN SUNDAY!!!!

09-06-2012, 05:11 PM	#5
Carlton Teh jobless idle spawn of wealth guy. All Pro Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,386	Wow that is brutal. At least you aren't PatsFanTX.

09-06-2012, 05:45 PM	#7
Gata JETS! I hate your freaking guts, you make me vomit, you are the scum between my toes. Love, Gata Rookie Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Jersey Posts: 820	If you do have conjunctivitis I would advise you to stop looking at really bright screens . ie. computers, & TV's get better try to get some sleep. at least you're not banned like FF2

09-06-2012, 06:34 PM	#16
TokyoJetsFan Is keeping a lookout for stolen ipad2's Veteran Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 2,256	they discussed how you get pinkeye in the movie Knocked Up. Not saying this is how you got it Locke, but just sayin. Jonah: We got pinkeye. Ben Stone: Were you giving butterfly kisses or something? Jason: Ha ha ha, very funny That's not how you get pinkeye. You get it from poo particles making their way into your ocular cavities. Jay: Um, I farted on Jason's pillow as a practical joke. He farted on Jonah's, thinking it was mine, and then eventually pinkeyed my pillow. I'm not proud any of this, but I think we're all forgiven each other. Um, but we can't go anywhere. Pete: You can get pinkeye from farting in a pillow? Jonah: Totally! Pete: That's awesome! Jonah: Jesus, Martin got it bad. What, did someone take a dump on your eye? Martin: No. No pinkeye for me. I'm just really... high.