My God, I have located teh planet's rectum.

[JStokes]

Originally Posted by 32green

When me Borgo and WCO get together with our guitars at Stokes schween pool during the Hampur orgy....

"Ladies and gentleman...presenting....straight from teh planets rectum...Unannounced Jimmy!!!! By all means, eat teh brown acid, you'll need it, man!!!"

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You guys, sitting around the fire pit, strumming your pain with your fingers, Tommy on brown acid running around being chased by imaginery roosters, this could be magical.

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[Carlton]

Originally Posted by Jets Things

Orgy? I thought it was just going to be a booze-filled gathering that may or may not lead to forcible rape of southside (some is better than none). With monocles.

[geekbeatking]

Originally Posted by Porgyman

Holy crap! That was the same place (The Rocking Horse Dude Ranch) where I went on my junior year HS class trip...and I slept with my first chick there!!!!
(1980). There was a Catholic school there...Our Lady of Something...and one of the girls was obviously feeling the spirit!!!

Our Lady of Lourdes. My youngest brother played football there.

[32green]

Originally Posted by JStokes

You guys, sitting around the fire pit, strumming your pain with your fingers, Tommy on brown acid running around being chased by imaginery roosters, this could be magical.

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You top it off by emptying the pool during our last set then yelling "Last one in's a Southside"...then the Fetid crackling of ankles as hellish shrieks fill the air.

[JStokes]

Originally Posted by geekbeatking

Our Lady of Lourdes. My youngest brother played football there.

He played football at an all-girls Catholic school?

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[Dirtstar]

Originally Posted by 32green

You top it off by emptying the pool during our last set then yelling "Last one in's a Southside"...then the Fetid crackling of ankles as hellish shrieks fill the air.

mini schween pool is nowhere near deep enough to break teh hampur's cankles, but you'd get some mean gout flare-ups.

[Jasper17]

I haven't been to Bridgeport nor the skellier parts of the Pough (though I did see Third Eye Blind at the offending venue), but I swear some of the nicer neighborhoods of Baltimore likely resemble Beirut post-80s.

[WestCoastOffensive]

Originally Posted by Jets Things

Orgy? I thought it was just going to be a booze-filled gathering that may or may not lead to forcible rape of southside (some is better than none). With monocles.

What happens if he gives us...mono...cles.

[WestCoastOffensive]

Originally Posted by JStokes

He played football at an all-girls Catholic school?

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HIDE the football.


You're no fun.

[Jets Things]

Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive

What happens if he gives us...mono...cles.

I've already had mono so I'm safe. Plus it's the "kissing disease," so...how would he have gotten it.

[geekbeatking]

Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive

HIDE the football.


You're no fun.

Haha. It's Co-ed.

[JStokes]

Originally Posted by Jets Things

Orgy? I thought it was just going to be a booze-filled gathering that may or may not lead to forcible rape of southside (some is better than none). With monocles.

Why would we have to rape him?

He's giving out blowjobs like...well...like soutside giving out blowjobs.

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[detjetsfan]

White Plains and Newburgh are both worse than Poughkeepsie.

[Big L]

I have to go to Waterbury, CT today.

It's the equivalent of the armpit of an Indian man who doesn't wear deodorant and hasn't showered in 6 days, and whose finger only poked through the toilet paper twice today.

[crossfire]

Originally Posted by Big L

I have to go to Waterbury, CT today.

It's the equivalent of the armpit of an Indian man who doesn't wear deodorant and hasn't showered in 6 days, and whose finger only poked through the toilet paper twice today.

I grew up in Connecticut. Waterbury sucks but it's Beverly Hills compared to Bridgeport and Willimantic.

[Big L]

Originally Posted by crossfire

I grew up in Connecticut. Waterbury sucks but it's Beverly Hills compared to Bridgeport and Willimantic.

That's why waterbury is an armpit, whilst Bpt is the anus.



Willirico? Yes, I've been there, too. More like a fat guys sweaty dorito crumb filled naval than an assport.

[escamoter2]

Originally Posted by shakin318

My God, I have located teh planet's rectum.
It is called Poughkeepsie. Holy mother of skell....

I'm can't find "teh planet" on any of my planetary charts.

[32green]

Originally Posted by Big L

That's why waterbury is an armpit, whilst Bpt is the anus.



Willirico? Yes, I've been there, too. More like a fat guys sweaty dorito crumb filled naval than an assport.

I dont want to live anywhere where the town "is like" anything below the waist.

I like to live in "its like the ears of" type places.


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[southside]

Originally Posted by 32green

You top it off by emptying the pool during our last set then yelling "Last one in's a Southside"...then the Fetid crackling of ankles as hellish shrieks fill the air.

I most certainly wouldn't be sharing a pool with the likes of you simpletons. For starters, everyone knows Stokes pees in the pool... and he's not the only one. I'd also like to avoid any toe fungi, lube remnants, gout juice, leprosy, etc that will most certainly be floating amongst the humperites.

No thanks. If you're looking for me I'll be zoning out with WCO and Borgo to some sweet sassy jazz matazz! BeBop BaDooDoo Pop!

[32green]

Originally Posted by southside

No thanks. If you're looking for me I'll be zoning out with WCO and Borgo to some sweet sassy jazz matazz! BeBop BaDooDoo Pop!

I can almost smell the medications.