What a farkin day I've had *****es!

[10PennyToColes87]

Originally Posted by TokyoJetsFan

they discussed how you get pinkeye in the movie Knocked Up. Not saying this is how you got it Locke, but just sayin.

Jonah: We got pinkeye.
Ben Stone: Were you giving butterfly kisses or something?
Jason: Ha ha ha, very funny That's not how you get pinkeye. You get it from poo particles making their way into your ocular cavities.
Jay: Um, I farted on Jason's pillow as a practical joke. He farted on Jonah's, thinking it was mine, and then eventually pinkeyed my pillow. I'm not proud any of this, but I think we're all forgiven each other. Um, but we can't go anywhere.
Pete: You can get pinkeye from farting in a pillow?
Jonah: Totally!
Pete: That's awesome!
Jonah: Jesus, Martin got it bad. What, did someone take a dump on your eye?
Martin: No. No pinkeye for me. I'm just really... high.

Such a stupid movie.

[Big L]

Did you also have to travel to Poughkeepsie today?

[BushyTheBeaver]

Originally Posted by escamoter2

could be worse

I'd hit it.

[Dimitri_0515]

Originally Posted by escamoter2

could be worse

I am so aroused right now.

[32green]

Originally Posted by escamoter2

could be worse

Whoa....the legendary... 4th input.




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[BushyTheBeaver]

Originally Posted by 32green

Whoa....the legendary... 4th input.




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Hmmm....in Boston we just call that the 8th hole on the front nine. But 4th is OK too (giggle, snork). Of course, being fair, your guys's research facility is limited to, what, Columbia? While up here we got Hahvahd and especially MIT going at the problem from every which way. And man do those MIT foreign exchange students come up with some funky points of entry.

[Dirtstar]

Originally Posted by 32green

Cut to Locke accidentally picking up the hot cup of tea.


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come on now.


this isn't Unannounced Jimmy we're dealing with here.

[Peebag]

Brand new Caddy and an Iphone huh? No f*ckin' sympathy here pal...

[32green]

Originally Posted by Dirtstar

come on now.


this isn't Unannounced Jimmy we're dealing with here.

Lmao!

[Gata]

Originally Posted by escamoter2

could be worse

That's nuts...
I can flip my eye lids

[32green]

Originally Posted by Gata

That's nuts...
I can flip my eye lids

Pics or GTFO.

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[Gata]

Originally Posted by 32green

Pics or GTFO.

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It's nothing special maybe a little weird.
I used to do it when I was in grammar school lol

[escamoter2]

Originally Posted by Gata

It's nothing special maybe a little weird.
I used to do it when I was in grammar school lol

Not as cool, but more attractive...lmao

[BushyTheBeaver]

Originally Posted by Gata

It's nothing special maybe a little weird.
I used to do it when I was in grammar school lol

I can tuck my penis kinda like, let's say, up, and then pull my entire scrotum down over it so the whole package looks like a boiled walnut.


Just sayin.

[shakin318]

Originally Posted by BushyTheBeaver

I can tuck my penis kinda like, let's say, up, and then pull my entire scrotum down over it so the whole package looks like a boiled walnut.


Just sayin.

Your scrotum is above your wang?

[Gata]

Originally Posted by BushyTheBeaver

I can tuck my penis kinda like, let's say, up, and then pull my entire scrotum down over it so the whole package looks like a boiled walnut.


Just sayin.

lmaoooo what a visual

[AlwaysGreenAlwaysWhite]

Originally Posted by Gata

It's nothing special maybe a little weird.
I used to do it when I was in grammar school lol

Gross

[PlumberKhan]

Originally Posted by BushyTheBeaver

I can tuck my penis kinda like, let's say, up, and then pull my entire scrotum down over it so the whole package looks like a boiled walnut.


Just sayin.

[RaoulDuke]

Originally Posted by PlumberKhan

[Borgoguy]

Originally Posted by PlumberKhan

Originally Posted by RaoulDuke

Why would you two mock an acting legend like Wilford Brimley?