What the hell is an "incoming friend request" on JI

[Peebag]

Originally Posted by Gangrene

You are all "special", short bus or not.

Yes, I Did friend request a bunch of you dead beats because it's clear no one has any desire for a Hampur Social - I thought I may as well make my imaginary friends on the internet "real" by friend requesting you homo sapiens.

You must all be relieved it's not just you being friend requested ... roooight ?

I hate face book and I use no other social platform other than Instagram and The Hampur . . .

I likely spend two plus hours a day reading and replying to Hampur/JI threads so yes this is as real as social interaction gets for me ... totally sick right ?

It's ok Vick.

[Dimitri_0515]

I denied. What do you think I am? Leftover friends? pppppssshhhhh

[Gangrene]

Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515

I denied. What do you think I am? Leftover friends? pppppssshhhhh

I was going to wait until your 30th birthday to friend you but fu*k I thought, why wait we can Hallmark moments right now bi*chez !

[Gangrene]

Originally Posted by Peebag

It's ok Vick.

Unrelated to the current thread, that cross-eyed Mountain Lion is totally sick !

[brady's a catcher]

Originally Posted by Gangrene

You are all "special", short bus or not.

Yes, I Did friend request a bunch of you dead beats because it's clear no one has any desire for a Hampur Social - I thought I may as well make my imaginary friends on the internet "real" by friend requesting you homo sapiens.

You must all be relieved it's not just you being friend requested ... roooight ?

I hate face book and I use no other social platform other than Instagram and The Hampur . . .

I likely spend two plus hours a day reading and replying to Hampur/JI threads so yes this is as real as social interaction gets for me ... totally sick right ?

Makes sense to me, and to answer your PMs, 1) yes, grape jelly is a fine substitute 2) theoretical fisting and 3) reverse power bottom.

[Gangrene]

Originally Posted by brady's a catcher

Makes sense to me, and to answer your PMs, 1) yes, grape jelly is a fine substitute 2) theoretical fisting and 3) reverse power bottom.

I mean, who else would I choose to discuss these important questions with other than the mere fistful of you that bravely accepted my friend requests.

[WestCoastOffensive]

Originally Posted by TokyoJetsFan

Mines from gangrene, but 32 and WCO just sent me one as well. Wtf?

I tol him you are not the stair-climbing chick, and he said "Maybe something good will shake out".

Or maybe he said "stake out". I have tinnitus.

[Dirtstar]

Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard

As opposed to an impossible penis?

[southside]

Wait a minute, I'm confused... did someone free their falcon?

[jetswin]

Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515

I didn't get one

your avatar with this post = tremendous lol







I got one too I can't get rid of

[brady's a catcher]

Originally Posted by Gangrene

I mean, who else would I choose to discuss these important questions with other than the mere fistful of you that bravely accepted my friend requests.

No one. No one at all.

[jetswin]

ok I accepted Gangreene's friend request and then realized when I saw my other "friends" defense wins championships was there...


hmmm

[32green]

Originally Posted by jetswin

ok I accepted Gangreene's friend request and then realized when I saw my other "friends" defense wins championships was there...


hmmm

See....thats the reason for my initial hesitation. I imagined clicking yes...then waking up from a fog...with a gag-ball in my mouth....duct-taped into immobility.....seated in an auditorium full of similarly stricken Hampurites...

A sea of sadness and fear. The smell of poop.

At the podium (hand crafted by Freestater) a Miami-Dolphin jerseyed mongo taps the mic:

ONe two....Check.check....AHmma guess you want to know why I gathered you all here...but firs....Ahmma buss a ryhme....ladies and genoomin....

Yeeah yeeeah yeeeeah...

(ths sounds of muffled wailing and weeping)

[southside]

Originally Posted by 32green

See....thats the reason for my initial hesitation. I imagined clicking yes...then waking up from a fog...with a gag-ball in my mouth....duct-taped into immobility.....seated in an auditorium full of similarly stricken Hampurites...

A sea of sadness and fear. The smell of poop.

At the podium (hand crafted by Freestater) a Miami-Dolphin jerseyed mongo taps the mic:

ONe two....Check.check....AHmma guess you want to know why I gathered you all here...but firs....Ahmma buss a ryhme....ladies and genoomin....

Yeeah yeeeah yeeeeah...

(ths sounds of muffled wailing and weeping)

Did you really "imagine" this? That's quite homo erotic, no?

[32green]

Originally Posted by southside

That's quite homo erotic, no?

To you?

Absolutely.

Had no doubt.

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[southside]

Originally Posted by 32green

To you?

Absolutely.

Had no doubt.

-

You said it bro, not me.

[Gangrene]

Originally Posted by 32green

See....thats the reason for my initial hesitation. I imagined clicking yes...then waking up from a fog...with a gag-ball in my mouth....duct-taped into immobility.....seated in an auditorium full of similarly stricken Hampurites...

A sea of sadness and fear. The smell of poop.

At the podium (hand crafted by Freestater) a Miami-Dolphin jerseyed mongo taps the mic:

ONe two....Check.check....AHmma guess you want to know why I gathered you all here...but firs....Ahmma buss a ryhme....ladies and genoomin....

Yeeah yeeeah yeeeeah...

(ths sounds of muffled wailing and weeping)

That's just as planned; the location is an abandoned roadside church in the catskills, very Twin Peaks.

" You bit*hez are going to drink a damn beer together (via a straw past the gag ball) in the same friggin room"