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frostlich · 09-13-2012, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard

Sitting in a room of about 300 people, and I'm the only one dressed in a suit and tie. I didn't know the dress code was "Wednesday afternoon at the DMV."

So far not a looker in the bunch.

Most people brought laptops to "work." I have my iPhone and a book about auto design in the past 50 years.

Some jerk is talking on a loudspeaker right now.

Updates to follow...

Dressed in a suit? Get yourself some coveralls. Try to blend in and have some fun with it. Maybe get a fake Tyson face tat for tomorrows session.

Dimitri_0515 · 09-13-2012, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by JStokes

Are you in Hackensack?

Good Thai food right there on Main Street. I went there for my jury duty last year.

That was an epic thread

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Hey doosh, I started this jury duty thing.

BushyTheBeaver · 09-13-2012, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Fishooked

jury duty....you know what you have to do.

jury doot?

Big L · 09-13-2012, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard

Sitting in a room of about 300 people, and I'm the only one dressed in a suit and tie. I didn't know the dress code was "Wednesday afternoon at the DMV."

So far not a looker in the bunch.

Most people brought laptops to "work." I have my iPhone and a book about auto design in the past 50 years.

Some jerk is talking on a loudspeaker right now.

Updates to follow...

Why the suit and tie? Did you have a phone interview today?

Carlton · 09-13-2012, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515

Hey doosh, I started this jury duty thing.

I assisted with the stalking.

Fishooked · 09-13-2012, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Big L

Why the suit and tie? Did you have a phone interview today?

Lots of cross-pollination in this thread.

Dirtstar · 09-13-2012, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Big L

Why the suit and tie? Did you have a phone interview today?

winning!!

Dimitri_0515 · 09-13-2012, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Carlton

I assisted with the stalking.

Bonhomme Richard · 09-13-2012, 11:47 AM

Well I was called in for jury selection, but the case was going to be several weeks long and the judge excused me because I actually have a job.

Now I'm back in the jury pool room with the scum.

Really, no good looking people, female or otherwise. Like 2 or 3 "cute" girls, but that's relative. Sort of like Boston girls compared to the rest of the country.

Bonhomme Richard · 09-13-2012, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by BushyTheBeaver

jury doot?

There's a coffee shop with delicious smelling greasy breakfast sandwiches made to order, but I refuse to use the tiny bathroom in the jury room. So I'm fasting for the day.

Carlton · 09-13-2012, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515

Looks a lot like one of two twins I went to college with.

JStokes · 09-13-2012, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515

Hey doosh, I started this jury duty thing.

Yeah, but my thread was epic-er.

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JStokes · 09-13-2012, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Carlton

Looks a lot like one of two twins I went to college with.

Which one?

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Carlton · 09-13-2012, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by JStokes

Which one?

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Don't you dare.

The Boston Patriot · 09-13-2012, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard

Well I was called in for jury selection, but the case was going to be several weeks long and the judge excused me because I actually have a job.

Now I'm back in the jury pool room with the scum.

Really, no good looking people, female or otherwise. Like 2 or 3 "cute" girls, but that's relative. Sort of like Boston girls compared to the rest of the country.

Hey,

At this rate we would take a back of head shot. We are getting desperate.

32green · 09-13-2012, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard

Some jerk is talking on a loudspeaker right now.

He brought one in with him....?

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Originally Posted by freestater

thanks...?

Lolo

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Originally Posted by JStokes

Are you in Hackensack?

Good Thai food right there on Main Street. I went there for my jury duty last year.

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Most interesting man in the Worlds.

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Originally Posted by quantum

As soon as lawyers find out my occupation is software engineer, I get excused. I'm highly insulted.

Oh....we thought you said Soft wet pensioner.

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Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard

Really, no good looking people, female or otherwise.

I knew you were flexible, but....

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southparkcpa · 09-13-2012, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard

Well I was called in for jury selection, but the case was going to be several weeks long and the judge excused me because I actually have a job.

Now I'm back in the jury pool room with the scum.

Really, no good looking people, female or otherwise. Like 2 or 3 "cute" girls, but that's relative. Sort of like Boston girls compared to the rest of the country.

Something similar happened to me... the DA asked if anyone has lawyers as friends and I said many. She said...who are they and I said I wont say.

She said GTFO!

I said Thank you.

BUT I was totally excused....

Lone Star Lady · 09-13-2012, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard

Well I was called in for jury selection, but the case was going to be several weeks long and the judge excused me because I actually have a job.

Now I'm back in the jury pool room with the scum.

Really, no good looking people, female or otherwise. Like 2 or 3 "cute" girls, but that's relative. Sort of like Boston girls compared to the rest of the country.

Well, they don't have to be good-looking girls. You can always wow us with a Penn Stationeseque photo of your fellow jurors. Maybe there's another Scatman Crothers in a banana suit and shakin' hat to amuse the hampur.

Fishooked · 09-13-2012, 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Lone Star Lady

Well, they don't have to be good-looking girls. You can always wow us with a Penn Stationeseque photo of your fellow jurors. Maybe there's another Scatman Crothers in a banana suit and shakin' hat to amuse the hampur.

The next time LSL goes to jury duty she's going to post a bunch of dudes.....

<blech>

RaoulDuke · 09-14-2012, 03:48 AM

While trying to pick out jurors for the murder case, Prosecutor looks down at his notes for Juror n° 58

Paulie C
Italian-American
Politically active (Rep)
:usedtobeSouthsidewiththeladies:
Likes soccer, and Italian national team (possible pro-gay agenda)
Moderates a Jets football site => mental health?
Jets fan (LMAO)
Carries an umbrella and uses correct grammar
Likes Bon Jovi (can’t make this sh*t up)

09-13-2012, 11:47 AM	#29
Bonhomme Richard Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Posts: 4,184	Well I was called in for jury selection, but the case was going to be several weeks long and the judge excused me because I actually have a job. Now I'm back in the jury pool room with the scum. Really, no good looking people, female or otherwise. Like 2 or 3 "cute" girls, but that's relative. Sort of like Boston girls compared to the rest of the country.

09-14-2012, 03:48 AM	#40
RaoulDuke Son of Ham Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Paris, France Posts: 11,892	While trying to pick out jurors for the murder case, Prosecutor looks down at his notes for Juror n° 58 Paulie C Italian-American Politically active (Rep) :usedtobeSouthsidewiththeladies: Likes soccer, and Italian national team (possible pro-gay agenda) Moderates a Jets football site => mental health? Jets fan (LMAO) Carries an umbrella and uses correct grammar Likes Bon Jovi (can’t make this sh*t up)