well now I have a god**** bat in my bathtub, b*tches

[Fishooked]

Originally Posted by 32green

I'm betting he cowers in the kitchen whilst Gomer the neighbor pours water on it.

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LMFAO

[DDNYjets]

How did he get in? Do you leave your windows open at night?

Anyways, if you are man enough just get a towel, throw it on him, pick it up and put it outside. Not a big deal.

[JStokes]

When do you and the wife start your rabies shots?

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[Timmy®]

Originally Posted by DDNYjets

How did he get in? Do you leave your windows open at night?

Anyways, if you are man enough just get a towel, throw it on him, pick it up and put it outside. Not a big deal.

no, that's the problem

no windows were open without screens. I think he came through our cabin's ceiling. makes me wonder if there's a colony somewhere in the ceiling.

[Timmy®]

Originally Posted by JStokes

When do you and the wife start your rabies shots?

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wife is in wisconsin

i just threw a towel over him and put him in the woods. he was a young charmer actually.

[NPTJET53]

Originally Posted by WaffleShark

Put a garbage can over it and wait it out

Dude my buddy lives by this rule. If there is ever a garbage can flipped over in his house there is a bug or animal underneath it.

[Borgoguy]

Originally Posted by JStokes

When do you and the wife start your rabies shots?

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First thing I thought, too. No joke, because you don't know if the bat exposed Timmy and his wife to it's saliva during the night, they--most likely--will need a course of rabies vaccine, prophylactically.

[JStokes]

Originally Posted by Timmy®

makes me wonder if there's a colony somewhere in the ceiling.

Dude--they're building the "colony" underground.

It's happening everywhere.

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[WaffleShark]

Originally Posted by NPTJET53

Dude my buddy lives by this rule. If there is ever a garbage can flipped over in his house there is a bug or animal underneath it.

I prefer to get good n drunk then go after the intruder with a wiffle ball bat

[Timmy®]

nothing to see here

bat picked the wrong mother****** to mess with

mods please lock

[JStokes]

Originally Posted by Borgoguy

First thing I thought, too. No joke, because you don't know if the bat exposed Timmy and his wife to it's saliva during the night, they--most likely--will need a course of rabies vaccine.

Concur, happened to my buddies whole family. They found a bat living in the house, all of them had to get the full rabies treatment.

Originally Posted by Borgoguy

prophylactically.

I'm not sure using condoms could have saved them.

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[JStokes]

Originally Posted by WaffleShark

I prefer to get good n drunk then go after the intruder with a wiffle ball bat

That is bold.

I got one with a tennis racket.

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[quantum]

Originally Posted by Timmy®

seriously, this stuff is making me ponderous

fixed

[Borgoguy]

Originally Posted by JStokes

Concur, happened to my buddies whole family. They found a bat living in the house, all of them had to get the full rabies treatment.



I'm not sure using condoms could have saved them.

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Maybe doused it with Astroglide?

[AlwaysGreenAlwaysWhite]

Originally Posted by Borgoguy

Maybe doused it with Astroglide?

Richard Gere approves...

[frostlich]

Have u checked your neck for bite marks? Do you have a Team Cullen sticker the back of your Subaru now?

[Borgoguy]

Originally Posted by AlwaysGreenAlwaysWhite

Richard Gere approves...

LOL (wincing).

[32green]

Originally Posted by Timmy®

mods please lock

Heeelllllls no.


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[WaffleShark]

Originally Posted by JStokes

That is bold.

I got one with a tennis racket.

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Sometimes its good to switch it up. Depends what the alcohol in question is

[Jets Things]

Timmeh and neighbor