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Old 09-14-2012, 06:52 PM   #1
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Pooping in the Shower

I think this happens far more often than we'd like to believe. Is it ok to do so and do you actually have to be USING the shower at the time to make it ok?
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Old 09-14-2012, 06:53 PM   #2
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I think this happens far more often than we'd like to believe. Is it ok to do so and do you actually have to be USING the shower at the time to make it ok?
So....when we tell you to lay low, this is you're approach?

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Old 09-14-2012, 06:54 PM   #3
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So....when we tell you to lay low, this is you're approach?

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Old 09-14-2012, 06:55 PM   #4
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of course it's acceptable.


i mean, what's the worst that could happen?











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Old 09-14-2012, 06:55 PM   #5
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Your.
I'm going with the Hampur "you're" tonite.

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Old 09-14-2012, 06:57 PM   #6
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I will say, before the inevitable occurs (which is unfortunate, by the way), I have never pooped in the shower.

But I pee basically everytime.

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Old 09-14-2012, 06:59 PM   #7
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I will say, before the inevitable occurs (which is unfortunate, by the way), I have never pooped in the shower.

But I pee basically everytime.

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This.

Although, I have thought about it when I have been hungover. But the cleanup out weighted the convenience
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Old 09-14-2012, 07:00 PM   #8
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Depends.



Whose shower is it?
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What about pooping in the bowl but taking a French Shower? That's OK, I think. you just have to make sure that your drain holes aren't too small, for obvious reasons.
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Depends.
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Old 09-14-2012, 07:08 PM   #11
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Schlag, is that you?
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Old 09-14-2012, 07:17 PM   #12
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The fug is wrong with you people?
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Old 09-14-2012, 07:22 PM   #13
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Old 09-14-2012, 08:04 PM   #14
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I've never pooped in the tub, but I've had such sloppy dumps that I just get in the shower immediately after voiding. Their are...flecks, invariably.

My 8 month old boy crapped in the tub the other night. That was interesting.
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Old 09-14-2012, 08:20 PM   #15
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I realy am spending way too much time here.
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Old 09-14-2012, 08:39 PM   #17
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Ya know sh!t happens, so yea.
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Old 09-14-2012, 08:49 PM   #18
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When I was in college, some fvcknut drank too much goldschlager and puked it all up. His name was Schlag from then on.

Fast forward - communal showers in the dorms. Someone leaves a dump in the showers. A few times, maybe once a month for 4 months. No one knew who was doing it. Became known as the Phantom Sh!tter. Asshat Schlag lived in a different dorm, but would crash with some of his friends on my floor once in a while. I connect the dots, no one believes me. Eventually he admits it was him. Fuggin douchnozzle.
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Old 09-14-2012, 09:45 PM   #20
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Is it ok to do so and do you actually have to be USING the shower at the time to make it ok?
Yup. Check out this bad boy I left for the little woman's Saturday morning surprise.

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