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PlumberKhan · 09-14-2012, 10:18 PM

Don't know if you noticed, but plumbers have been installing toilets less than 2 feet away from most showers for the past 75 years now.

Don't be lazy, lard a**. You can muster up the energy to walk 18 inches, can't ya?

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frankiepapa · 09-14-2012, 10:55 PM

How could you not with all that running water

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Fishooked · 09-14-2012, 10:57 PM

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Originally Posted by BushyTheBeaver

Yup. Check out this bad boy I left for the little woman's Saturday morning surprise.

**** had its own legs. Impressive.
Also this is a true Hampur Thread.

WaffleShark · 09-15-2012, 05:08 AM

K I'm really drunk n this is never ok. Spellcheck ok

Porgyman · 09-15-2012, 05:36 AM

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Originally Posted by BushyTheBeaver

Yup. Check out this bad boy I left for the little woman's Saturday morning surprise.

You crapped out a hamster?
I'm no doctor but you may want to get that checked....just sayin'

NxYxJets · 09-15-2012, 05:56 AM

I recently installed a Bidet at the behest of my wife. I wasn't the biggest fan at first (call it being lazy), but now if I don't wash my leather cherrio after squeezing out a masterpiece I feel medieval. I suggest installing the shower onto your toilet.

Googoots · 09-15-2012, 06:29 AM

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Originally Posted by NxYxJets

I recently installed a Bidet at the behest of my wife. I wasn't the biggest fan at first (call it being lazy), but now if I don't wash my leather cherrio after squeezing out a masterpiece I feel medieval. I suggest installing the shower onto your toilet.

I wept at the beauty of this post.

jetstream23 · 09-15-2012, 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NxYxJets

I recently installed a Bidet at the behest of my wife. I wasn't the biggest fan at first (call it being lazy), but now if I don't wash my leather cherrio after squeezing out a masterpiece I feel medieval. I suggest installing the shower onto your toilet.

Your a hero!

WestCoastOffensive · 09-15-2012, 10:57 AM

It's my goddamn shower; now, get that camera OUTA HERE!

JStokes · 09-15-2012, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Googoots

I wept at the beauty of this post.

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Sports · 09-15-2012, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Googoots

I think this happens far more often than we'd like to believe. Is it ok to do so and do you actually have to be USING the shower at the time to make it ok?

I seriously doubt that Ms. Gata will ever visit your profile.

NYJCAP2 · 09-15-2012, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by NxYxJets

I recently installed a Bidet at the behest of my wife. I wasn't the biggest fan at first (call it being lazy), but now if I don't wash my leather cherrio after squeezing out a masterpiece I feel medieval. I suggest installing the shower onto your toilet.

In which direction is does your spout flow?

JStokes · 09-15-2012, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by NYJCAP2

In which direction is does your spout flow?

Northern Hemisphere, I'm assuming clockwise.

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Jets Things · 09-15-2012, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by JStokes

Northern Hemisphere, I'm assuming clockwise.

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"Sweet land of liiiiiiberty..."

brady's a catcher · 09-15-2012, 04:50 PM

I'd bet my life that the Hampur has at least 5 habitual shower poopers, and at least two of them are mods.

Jetworks · 09-15-2012, 07:06 PM

That's it.

I've had it.

This thread needs to be closed, it's silly.

Silly thread.

Gangrene · 09-15-2012, 07:52 PM

Not silly at all but poop toxic ... I thought Jumbo Elliot was bad peeing in a sink.

09-14-2012, 10:18 PM	#21
PlumberKhan BRACE YOURSELVES FOR 12... Hall Of Fame Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Van down by the river Posts: 21,029	Don't know if you noticed, but plumbers have been installing toilets less than 2 feet away from most showers for the past 75 years now. Don't be lazy, lard a**. You can muster up the energy to walk 18 inches, can't ya? Sent from my Double-Wide using Semaphore...

09-14-2012, 10:55 PM	#22
frankiepapa hopes to bring back braylon and holmes All League Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 3,528	How could you not with all that running water Sent from my EVO using Tapatalk 2

09-15-2012, 05:08 AM	#24
WaffleShark suck it -.- Undrafted Free Agent Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Queens Posts: 124	K I'm really drunk n this is never ok. Spellcheck ok

09-15-2012, 05:56 AM	#26
NxYxJets Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 472	I recently installed a Bidet at the behest of my wife. I wasn't the biggest fan at first (call it being lazy), but now if I don't wash my leather cherrio after squeezing out a masterpiece I feel medieval. I suggest installing the shower onto your toilet.

09-15-2012, 10:57 AM	#29
WestCoastOffensive Lying to the Smithsonian Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: SF via Strong Island Posts: 26,686	It's my goddamn shower; now, get that camera OUTA HERE!

09-15-2012, 04:50 PM	#35
brady's a catcher R.I.P Goofy Maloof All Pro Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Alexandria, VA Posts: 6,696	I'd bet my life that the Hampur has at least 5 habitual shower poopers, and at least two of them are mods.

09-15-2012, 07:06 PM	#36
Jetworks murse in training Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Staten Island Posts: 7,473	That's it. I've had it. This thread needs to be closed, it's silly. Silly thread.

09-15-2012, 07:52 PM	#37
Gangrene Glad Sparano is gone, on the fence about Mornhinweg.. Veteran Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Vinegar Hill, Brooklyn ... Posts: 2,045	Not silly at all but poop toxic ... I thought Jumbo Elliot was bad peeing in a sink.