Florida Man Gets Busy with a Donkey - Jets Insider.com Forums

Porgyman · 09-20-2012, 03:25 PM

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crim...icle-1.1162733

What more can be said? Cletus got himself some a$$....

Nice!

BushyTheBeaver · 09-20-2012, 03:28 PM

crossfire · 09-20-2012, 06:43 PM

Since southside couldn't even get some ass that way, they have an inflatable version.

Dimitri_0515 · 09-20-2012, 06:58 PM

Omg Florida sucks so bad.

crossfire · 09-20-2012, 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515

Omg Florida sucks so bad.

Given the choice between watching the dolphins or banging a donkey...

most Florida residents would have likely chosen the same option.

PatriotReign · 09-20-2012, 07:51 PM

Possibly NSFW but probably too blurry...

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x46...ht-vision_news

LMAO at the end credits.

brady's a catcher · 09-20-2012, 07:53 PM

1greennut, what say you? No judgement.

PlumberKhan · 09-20-2012, 08:14 PM

Florida is America's penis.

Sent from my Double-Wide using Semaphore...

crossfire · 09-20-2012, 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PlumberKhan

Florida is America's penis.

Sent from my Double-Wide using Semaphore...

Big L · 09-20-2012, 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by PlumberKhan

Florida is America's penis.

Sent from my Double-Wide using Semaphore...

Does that make New Orleans the taint?

Gangrene · 09-20-2012, 11:36 PM

I feel bad for the minature donkey ... a full size donkey would have been disappointed by any human appendage if she was "in season"

That said ... is this any worse the prostitution ? Or a loveless marriage ? I mean what woman hasn't just gone through the motions because she knows it's less complicated than "having a headache" ?

How many men have spent tens of thousands of dollars to keep their lovers happy ? On the way to getting lovers naked and later having tea and toast with marmalade for breakfast, in an expensive hotel ?

This man paid a measly $500, the conversation was likely basic (some grunting) bought some hay, maybe some oats and expected something in return ?

The alternatives with humans are airline tickets, hotel suites, jewelery and what is to be achieved more than what this upstanding Floridian has gained ? A slightly differently articulated orgasm ... I think this man is (in the immortal words of Charlie Sheen ...) " Winning"

CleatMarks · 09-21-2012, 01:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Gangrene

I feel bad for the minature donkey ... a full size donkey would have been disappointed by any human appendage if she was "in season"

That said ... is this any worse the prostitution ? Or a loveless marriage ? I mean what woman hasn't just gone through the motions because she knows it's less complicated than "having a headache" ?

How many men have spent tens of thousands of dollars to keep their lovers happy ? On the way to getting lovers naked and later having tea and toast with marmalade for breakfast, in an expensive hotel ?

This man paid a measly $500, the conversation was likely basic (some grunting) bought some hay, maybe some oats and expected something in return ?

The alternatives with humans are airline tickets, hotel suites, jewelery and what is to be achieved more than what this upstanding Floridian has gained ? A slightly differently articulated orgasm ... I think this man is (in the immortal words of Charlie Sheen ...) " Winning"

You've really thought about this one haven't you?

Dimitri_0515 · 09-21-2012, 02:12 AM

southside · 09-21-2012, 03:47 AM

LMAO. What the fck is wrong with you shut-ins?

jetstream23 · 09-21-2012, 05:41 AM

The tailgate party at the Dophins game should be interesting.

brady's a catcher · 09-21-2012, 08:07 AM

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Originally Posted by jetstream23

The tailgate party at the Dophins game should be interesting.

Is it BYOD?

32green · 09-21-2012, 08:34 AM

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Originally Posted by jetstream23

The tailgate party at the Dophins game should be interesting.

As an donkey, I should have me arse sewn shut, if I could get tickets, a ride etc.

Hit me up.

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Gangrene · 09-21-2012, 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by southside

LMAO. What the fck is wrong with you shut-ins?

Just because your donkey won't talk to you ... you take it out on us.

Jets Things · 09-21-2012, 09:13 AM

Did he pull out?

32green · 09-21-2012, 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Jets Things

Did he pull out?

He tried to, but the vacuum suction ripped his b*lls off.

Heard he had to chase it for two miles.

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09-20-2012, 03:25 PM	#1
Porgyman Practice Squad Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 268	Florida Man Gets Busy with a Donkey http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crim...icle-1.1162733 What more can be said? Cletus got himself some a$$.... Nice! Last edited by Porgyman; 09-20-2012 at 10:32 PM. Reason: link error

09-20-2012, 07:51 PM	#6
PatriotReign Asterisks of Excellence *** All League Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Boston area Posts: 4,353	Possibly NSFW but probably too blurry... http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x46...ht-vision_news LMAO at the end credits. Last edited by PatriotReign; 09-20-2012 at 07:55 PM.

09-20-2012, 03:28 PM	#2
BushyTheBeaver size matters All League Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,924

09-20-2012, 06:43 PM	#3
crossfire Day by day, night after night... Blinded by the neon light Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 5,676	Since southside couldn't even get some ass that way, they have an inflatable version.

09-20-2012, 06:58 PM	#4
Dimitri_0515 Banned Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 11,182	Omg Florida sucks so bad.

09-20-2012, 07:53 PM	#7
brady's a catcher R.I.P Goofy Maloof All Pro Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Alexandria, VA Posts: 6,695	1greennut, what say you? No judgement.

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PlumberKhan BRACE YOURSELVES FOR 12... Hall Of Fame Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Van down by the river Posts: 21,015	Florida is America's penis. Sent from my Double-Wide using Semaphore...

09-20-2012, 11:36 PM	#11
Gangrene Glad Sparano is gone, on the fence about Mornhinweg.. Veteran Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Vinegar Hill, Brooklyn ... Posts: 2,044	I feel bad for the minature donkey ... a full size donkey would have been disappointed by any human appendage if she was "in season" That said ... is this any worse the prostitution ? Or a loveless marriage ? I mean what woman hasn't just gone through the motions because she knows it's less complicated than "having a headache" ? How many men have spent tens of thousands of dollars to keep their lovers happy ? On the way to getting lovers naked and later having tea and toast with marmalade for breakfast, in an expensive hotel ? This man paid a measly $500, the conversation was likely basic (some grunting) bought some hay, maybe some oats and expected something in return ? The alternatives with humans are airline tickets, hotel suites, jewelery and what is to be achieved more than what this upstanding Floridian has gained ? A slightly differently articulated orgasm ... I think this man is (in the immortal words of Charlie Sheen ...) " Winning"

09-21-2012, 02:12 AM	#13
Dimitri_0515 Banned Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 11,182

09-21-2012, 03:47 AM	#14
southside Forever Awesome All Pro Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 8,892	LMAO. What the fck is wrong with you shut-ins?

09-21-2012, 05:41 AM	#15
jetstream23 recovering from turf toe Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Phoenix, AZ (New Jets Stadium Section 246) Posts: 31,607	The tailgate party at the Dophins game should be interesting.

09-21-2012, 09:13 AM	#19
Jets Things All Pro Join Date: May 2003 Location: 742 Evergreen Terrace Posts: 9,418	Did he pull out?