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thebigragu · 09-20-2012, 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirtstar

OF COURSE THEY ****ING SUCK

DWC straight trippen with those weak ass shades. Walmart gangsta 4 life. One!

Big L · 09-20-2012, 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Peebag

Don Shula sucks
Bob Griese sucks
the Perfect season sucks
Mercury Morris sucks
Larry Csonka sucks
Aqua Marine sucks
Orange "you're not fooling anyone" jerseys suck
Joe "May you not rest in peace" Robbie sucks
Flipper sucks
the Orange Bowl sucks
the original white hankies suck
the Dolphin logo sucks
Earl Morrall and his haircut sucks
and so on and so on.....

Ray Finkle sucks

Lone Star Lady · 09-20-2012, 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard

It's all in the hat, rotated slightly to one side. That 20 degree lateral brim movement conveys "I'ma **** you up." It works. For realz.

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Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515

See I always thought it was the sunglasses. And the Douchey beard.

I thought it was also the whole "I'm tilting my body to make it looks like I have gangsta sloped shoulders."

Oh, and Miami sucks.

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Big L · 09-20-2012, 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Lone Star Lady

I thought it was also the whole "I'm tilting my body to make it looks like I have gangsta sloped shoulders."

Oh, and Miami sucks.

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Timmy's one hard core gangbanger, then.

jetman67 · 09-20-2012, 10:27 PM

the Dolphins suck like a 2 dollar hooker

Dimitri_0515 · 09-20-2012, 11:08 PM

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Originally Posted by jetman67

the Dolphins suck like a 2 dollar hooker

Southside doesn't get it.

quantum · 09-21-2012, 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Borgoguy

I have seen this shot on JI for many years now. And, always, it prompts the same thought/response: "Was this serious intent?"

If so, I cannot fathom the delusion. How would anyone--other than a clinical idiot--believe that image fosters the impression of coolness or "gangsta" hubris? Personally, I'm astounded (although, at the same time, lost in guttural guffaws) at the depiction's utter naïveté, if not complete, abject, pathos.

I just mutter "what a doosh" and laugh.

RaoulDuke · 09-21-2012, 08:49 AM

Only time being a dolphin is cool

Sourceworx · 09-21-2012, 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by PlumberKhan

Why do teh childrez do that?

Ever see the movie Cell Block 4?

Iiiiiiiiiiiiii'm black y'all, I'm black y'all. I'm blacker than black I'm just black y'all.

Sent from my Double-Wide using Semaphore...

32 sings that every morning.

freestater · 09-21-2012, 12:00 PM

The Dolphins threaten the very fabric of the space-time continuum by sucking and blowing at the same time.

quantum · 09-21-2012, 01:27 PM

Miami "fans" are nothing more than dirty donkeyf*ckers

Fishooked · 09-21-2012, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Lone Star Lady

I thought it was also the whole "I'm tilting my body to make it looks like I have gangsta sloped shoulders."

Oh, and Miami sucks.

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Its the male equivalent of the female 'duck face'

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RaoulDuke Son of Ham Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Paris, France Posts: 11,869	Only time being a dolphin is cool

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freestater we gonna lay around the shanty, Mama, and put a good buzz on Hall Of Fame Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Rochester, NY Posts: 13,507	The Dolphins threaten the very fabric of the space-time continuum by sucking and blowing at the same time.

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quantum GFY Snatchez! Hall Of Fame Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: LI Posts: 17,880	Miami "fans" are nothing more than dirty donkeyf*ckers