Sofia Vergara's Ass Tried To Escape Her Dress [kinda NSFW-sh]

[Fishooked]

Luckily someone was there to witness it






























http://gawker.com/5945886/sofia-verg...ess-last-night




If this doesnt take your mind of off the Jets' hideous performance....then LOLGFY ya hewmos...

[Dirtstar]

Originally Posted by Fishooked

Luckily someone was there to witness it





http://gawker.com/5945886/sofia-verg...ess-last-night




If this doesnt take your mind of off the Jets' hideous performance....then LOLGFY ya hewmos...

how hot is she??


the best part is she actually posted the photo herself, on her twatter account:

[Fishooked]

Originally Posted by Dirtstar

how hot is she??


the best part is she actually posted the photo herself, on her twatter account:

Now that is attention-whoring done right

Seriously though every time my wife and I flipped back to the Emmys, Modern Family was winning or nominated for something.

[Big L]

Originally Posted by Fishooked

Luckily someone was there to witness it




http://gawker.com/5945886/sofia-verg...ess-last-night


If this doesnt take your mind of off the Jets' hideous performance....then LOLGFY ya hewmos...

Thats fantastic! She doesn't even have to get undressed for me!

"No no, sweetie, we'll go to the party in 19 seconds."

[32green]

Originally Posted by Fishooked

Luckily someone was there to witness it






























http://gawker.com/5945886/sofia-verg...ess-last-night




If this doesnt take your mind of off the Jets' hideous performance....then LOLGFY ya hewmos...

omg....Shonne Greene would bounce right off of that and fall down.


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[IHATEDOLPHINS]

She is smokin..


btw am I the only one who thinks Modern Family sucks.Everyone loves it i've seen a couple of episodes didn't laugh once

[frostlich]

Originally Posted by IHATEDOLPHINS

She is smokin..


btw am I the only one who thinks Modern Family sucks.Everyone loves it i've seen a couple of episodes didn't laugh once

Well then you'll love The new Normal. Totally different than this show. Gotta luv those unoriginal bastards in network tv.

[Dirtstar]

Originally Posted by IHATEDOLPHINS

She is smokin..


btw am I the only one who thinks Modern Family sucks.Everyone loves it i've seen a couple of episodes didn't laugh once

i thought the first season was hilarious.

second season was solid, but noticeably worse.

third season was weak, the show has become a parody of itself.

[quantum]

Would motorboat those cheeks to infinity and beyond.


Unfortunately, I now have cubicle boner(tm).

[Dirtstar]

Originally Posted by quantum

Would motorboat those cheeks to infinity and beyond.


Unfortunately, I now have cubicle boner(tm).

if only you lived in China, you could have one of those hand-free fapping aides installed under your desk.

[Big L]

Originally Posted by Dirtstar

if only you lived in China, you could have one of those hand-free fapping aides installed under your desk.

Good point.

Are those fapping machines for standing up or sitting down?

[OrangeJet]

Smoking...but I think the chick who plays Claire is hotter.

[32green]

Originally Posted by quantum

Unfortunately, I now have cubicle boner(tm).

Picture Ed ONiell with a similar wardrobe malfunction. That should get your chair back under the desk.






Or not.




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[Dirtstar]

Originally Posted by OrangeJet

Smoking...but I think the chick who plays Claire is hotter.

they're both super hot.

i've had a crush on Julie Bowen (Claire) since 'Happy Gilmore.'


her and Sofia Vergara's cleavage are the main reasons i watch the show



























well, that and the hilarious gheys

[DDNYjets]

Best part of that whole thing is the fact that she doesn't need to wear Spanx to sculp that thing. She is impeccable.

She is 40 and looks better than broads half her age.

[Fishooked]

Originally Posted by quantum

Would motorboat those cheeks to infinity and beyond.


Unfortunately, I now have cubicle boner(tm).

I think you mean "TMI", BonerBoy

Originally Posted by Dirtstar

if only you lived in China, you could have one of those hand-free fapping aides installed under your desk.

If only

Originally Posted by 32green

Picture Ed ONiell with a similar wardrobe malfunction. That should get your chair back under the desk.


Or not.




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:shudder:


Always had a thing for Julie since that show 'Ed'. but I did see a pic of her in a bikini, and she can definitely use some cheezburgers, or somethin....

[Carlton]

Originally Posted by Dirtstar

how hot is she??


the best part is she actually posted the photo herself, on her twatter account:

I think I see Stokes hiding in there.

[quantum]

Originally Posted by 32green

Picture Ed ONiell with a similar wardrobe malfunction. That should get your chair back under the desk.






Or not.




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did as you instructed.


it fell off.



contacted my attorneys.

[Fishooked]

Boners are generally frowned upon in the workplace

[quantum]

Originally Posted by Fishooked

Boners are generally frowned upon in the workplace

apparently, not in gov't.


your tax dollars, hard at work!